“I thought this was America”
ET Phone home
Pastor Jordan D Brown claimed to have gotten this awful cake from Whole Foods. He shared a picture of the cake with the statement:
That’s not the cake I ordered, @WholeFoodsand I am offended for myself & the entire #LGBT community
He also got a lawyer, and filmed this “unboxing” video as proof that the cake had not been tampered with.
Whole Foods, a notably progressive grocery store chain, has countered with a thorough investigation. They are now suing the pastor in regard to his claim, which they believe to be false. According to Uproxx, Whole Foods issued this statement:
After a deeper investigation of Mr. Brown’s claim, we believe his accusations are fraudulent and we intend to take legal action against both Mr. Brown and his attorney.
We stand behind our bakery team member, who is part of the LGBTQ community, and we appreciate the team members and shoppers who recognize that this claim is completely false and directly contradicts Whole Foods Market’s inclusive culture, which celebrates diversity.
Whole Foods also released a video showing Brown and the cashier while the cake was being purchased where neither one seemed to notice the odd wording on the cake.
Mom Takes It Personally… Not Good
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After he told me it was sealed the 35th time I believed him. I figured the first 34 could be a ruse.
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Yeah, notice he didn’t show the other 3 sides of the box, you’re supposed to assume they’re still intact.
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OK admin I’ll bite. Oh never mind you took care of it.
Bob.
WIN
Handcuff the cereal killer and then make out?
The story behind the ET BBQ: http://www.alienbbq.org/
Hmmgggmmnn… ET looks tasty, he does….Hmmgggmmnn…
Oh wait, I was thinking of Yoda. Strike that.
ET said: “Phone home”.
Yoda said: Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering.”
oops!
Master foods Finishing Sauces are pretty good quality. The White Sauce is VERY OK and they do a nice wide range of other varieties, all of which seem to have very good best before dates. An important part of our “Emergency Supplies” stockpile, along with the Sun Rice range of prepackaged rice dishes – VERY compact, long dates, simple to reheat (literally mix & serve).
Continental are another great brand. Their dried rice “all-in-one” meals are VERY durable – and “just add boiling water” is pretty simple even post-Apocalypse 🙂 A few years ago I tried a VERY (10-years old VERY) out-of-date pack, and it was just fine. Tasted OK too, so another product that has joined our “End of life as we know it” survival kit!
Admin, nice church window at 4:53 PM. It reminds me of the old bar sign. Liquer in the front. Poker in the rear.
The jerkoff with the FAG cake actually looks at the cake in the store, goes thru checkout and buys the cake, then gets home and decides ‘oh look, they wrote FAG on my cake, I’m suing’?? How could you not see that earlier, and then not say anything in the store? Answer? You can’t. He’s full of shit and is a fag.
I wrote a book similar to E.T.. In my book E.T. lands among a bunch of Redneck Coon Hunters . They tree him,shoot him and cook him . Said he tasted like snapping turtle .
How did he climb a tree if he’s an alien with poor motor skills and short stubby limbs?
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ANOTHER WIN
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Stubb you are a degenerate with a dirty mind. That’s why I like you. Now let’s go to the wimmen’s prison for some conjugal visitin.
Ah, that nice Red Bull lady…..definitely not a fail.
The dickhead said he bought the cake and when he got into his vehicle he noticed the word FAG. So get out of your vehicle and go back into the store with the cake dumbshit..Oh, it didn’t say FAG till later?
Update on the ‘pastor’ who bought the Whole Foods cake: he admits he did it for attention…
http://www.kvue.com/news/local/whole-foods-accuser-drops-lawsuit-over-cake/196619953