Somebody should ask Bill. My guess is the Kirby sucks better!
Stucky
June 15, 2016 9:09 am
Yes, they both suck but, at least with a Kirby you can empty the bag and throw out the trash,
Ed
June 15, 2016 10:38 am
My old Kirby sucks better than Hitlery, but it actually serves a useful purpose. They both do have an annoying whine, though, so that’s one thing they have in common..
Bea Lever
June 15, 2016 10:47 am
Guys, I would vote for the Kirby before I would vote for Hitlery. Sad thing is, the Kirby would be a better leader……..and I mean that sincerely. The Kirby can’t tax, kill or regulate you.
Pauncho
June 15, 2016 12:20 pm
Which one has munched more carpet?
Stubb
June 15, 2016 12:23 pm
I believe the one on the left has sucked up more dirt.
hardscrabble farmer
June 15, 2016 12:30 pm
I think she’s wearing the old school Soviet-wear to conceal her tactical body armor.
Seriously.
Iska Waran
June 15, 2016 12:56 pm
Presumably the Hillary campaign has this all poll-tested out. They’ve probably concluded that mockery of her garb will cause more women to vote for her – in order to defeat sexism. That she’s willing to import an anti-woman alien culture and risk WWIII with Russia doesn’t cross their minds. Apologies to sane women voters, but the 19th amendment was the biggest fucking mistake we’ve ever made.
Maggie
June 15, 2016 1:07 pm
HSF said “I think she’s wearing the old school Soviet-wear to conceal her tactical body armor.”
Some things are impossible to conceal.
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Maggie
June 15, 2016 1:09 pm
Trying this. I’m not wanting to mess with Photobucket today.
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Maggie
June 15, 2016 1:11 pm
Screw it… was a picture of Predator’s mandibles framed by dreadlocks and I was thinking it looks a bit like the Hillbitch.
Rob in Nova Scotia
June 15, 2016 1:29 pm
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Maggie
June 15, 2016 1:46 pm
By the way, there was a guy in the Air Force who had a special relationship with his office mini-vacuum. I just happened to be standing alert status in the Command Bunker one weekend and was privy to a discussion about how the Wing Commander had just gotten a call from the hospital and then called the “event” in to the Command Post. The troop who had taken the call said it sounded as if the Wing Commander’s wife were laughing uncontrollably in the background.
One very late Saturday evening a life support troop (refilled Oxygen bottles and checked the emergency equipment on the jet) decided that the suction on his little dorm-room issued vacuum cleaner would be perfect for other, more intimate purposes. Apparently, it was distracting enough that the young man forgot that there was a fan at the end of the suction tube he was using as his date. The airman was currently in critical condition, having chopped the head of his pecker up with the vacuum cleaner fan and the reason that the commander’s wife could not control her laughter was because her husband had just informed her that if he was reading the regulation correctly, he was going to have to have someone do an awareness campaign about the hazards associated with masturbating with a power appliance.
But, I don’t think it was a Kirby. Or a Hillary.
Maggie
June 15, 2016 1:46 pm
Thanks Rob. Am still not 100%.
Rob in Nova Scotia
June 15, 2016 2:37 pm
Maggie no problemo
Geeze
Old adage holds true! Once again truth is stranger than fiction. I wonder what the story will be that he will have when telling his grandkids about his “combat” injury. He should have used a Dyson. At least those are Bagless.
Maggie
June 15, 2016 3:10 pm
Do you know what the irony of it all really is? That was during the build-up of forces prior to “liberating” Kuwait during the Desert Storm era. He was packing life support gear for airplanes getting ready to go into a war zone and the injury was service-related. The grandkids probably like Grandpa pervert. He’s got a full VA pension, access to all kinds of in-home care paid for by the VA and not one dime of it is taxable. In fact, Grandpa and Granny Vacuum are loaded and he is probably untouchable (in more ways than one.)
Suzanna
June 15, 2016 3:21 pm
Maggie, your 2nd link worked.
I have a Kirby, lol
The coat is ill fitting and stone ugly…designer style at 20K?
Or, a Walmart rug concealing steel under wear.
VegasBob
June 16, 2016 1:16 am
To paraphrase a line from Mildred Pierce:
Hitlery is just a common frump wearing $12,500 Armani jackets.
She doesn’t even notice that the expensive jackets make her look even more like a frump.
Maggie
June 16, 2016 2:04 am
Hillary is one of the intensely intellectual gals at the frat party who has memorized all the catch-phrases from the literary giants and manages to walk into the edge of the group of people laughing at your hillbilly prom night stories just in time to ruin the climax with a petulant “what does it matter anyway?” Having grown up being told she’s the smartest C-word in the world, her brand of narcissism seems to blind her to the fact that every thing she says is a lie. In Hillary’s world, everything she says is now “truth.”
So, in the same sense the tri-delta intelligentsia totally ruined the hilarious description of my having to stop on the way home prom night because that 12 point buck was sniffing around the does at the creek with their new fawns and that my date and I sat there for about an hour listening to deer mating and then (my farm-boy prom date) shot the marvelous beast when he stopped for a drink of water at the creek, Hillary’s likeability is an ill-fitting cloak that ruins the punch line just because it can.
Kirby….and yes, they both suck.
Somebody should ask Bill. My guess is the Kirby sucks better!
Yes, they both suck but, at least with a Kirby you can empty the bag and throw out the trash,
My old Kirby sucks better than Hitlery, but it actually serves a useful purpose. They both do have an annoying whine, though, so that’s one thing they have in common..
Guys, I would vote for the Kirby before I would vote for Hitlery. Sad thing is, the Kirby would be a better leader……..and I mean that sincerely. The Kirby can’t tax, kill or regulate you.
Which one has munched more carpet?
I believe the one on the left has sucked up more dirt.
I think she’s wearing the old school Soviet-wear to conceal her tactical body armor.
Seriously.
Presumably the Hillary campaign has this all poll-tested out. They’ve probably concluded that mockery of her garb will cause more women to vote for her – in order to defeat sexism. That she’s willing to import an anti-woman alien culture and risk WWIII with Russia doesn’t cross their minds. Apologies to sane women voters, but the 19th amendment was the biggest fucking mistake we’ve ever made.
HSF said “I think she’s wearing the old school Soviet-wear to conceal her tactical body armor.”
Some things are impossible to conceal.
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&sp=6b4b9a97a2228884ae38d44cb117d640[/img]
Trying this. I’m not wanting to mess with Photobucket today.
Screw it… was a picture of Predator’s mandibles framed by dreadlocks and I was thinking it looks a bit like the Hillbitch.
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By the way, there was a guy in the Air Force who had a special relationship with his office mini-vacuum. I just happened to be standing alert status in the Command Bunker one weekend and was privy to a discussion about how the Wing Commander had just gotten a call from the hospital and then called the “event” in to the Command Post. The troop who had taken the call said it sounded as if the Wing Commander’s wife were laughing uncontrollably in the background.
One very late Saturday evening a life support troop (refilled Oxygen bottles and checked the emergency equipment on the jet) decided that the suction on his little dorm-room issued vacuum cleaner would be perfect for other, more intimate purposes. Apparently, it was distracting enough that the young man forgot that there was a fan at the end of the suction tube he was using as his date. The airman was currently in critical condition, having chopped the head of his pecker up with the vacuum cleaner fan and the reason that the commander’s wife could not control her laughter was because her husband had just informed her that if he was reading the regulation correctly, he was going to have to have someone do an awareness campaign about the hazards associated with masturbating with a power appliance.
But, I don’t think it was a Kirby. Or a Hillary.
Thanks Rob. Am still not 100%.
Maggie no problemo
Geeze
Old adage holds true! Once again truth is stranger than fiction. I wonder what the story will be that he will have when telling his grandkids about his “combat” injury. He should have used a Dyson. At least those are Bagless.
Do you know what the irony of it all really is? That was during the build-up of forces prior to “liberating” Kuwait during the Desert Storm era. He was packing life support gear for airplanes getting ready to go into a war zone and the injury was service-related. The grandkids probably like Grandpa pervert. He’s got a full VA pension, access to all kinds of in-home care paid for by the VA and not one dime of it is taxable. In fact, Grandpa and Granny Vacuum are loaded and he is probably untouchable (in more ways than one.)
Maggie, your 2nd link worked.
I have a Kirby, lol
The coat is ill fitting and stone ugly…designer style at 20K?
Or, a Walmart rug concealing steel under wear.
To paraphrase a line from Mildred Pierce:
Hitlery is just a common frump wearing $12,500 Armani jackets.
She doesn’t even notice that the expensive jackets make her look even more like a frump.
Hillary is one of the intensely intellectual gals at the frat party who has memorized all the catch-phrases from the literary giants and manages to walk into the edge of the group of people laughing at your hillbilly prom night stories just in time to ruin the climax with a petulant “what does it matter anyway?” Having grown up being told she’s the smartest C-word in the world, her brand of narcissism seems to blind her to the fact that every thing she says is a lie. In Hillary’s world, everything she says is now “truth.”
So, in the same sense the tri-delta intelligentsia totally ruined the hilarious description of my having to stop on the way home prom night because that 12 point buck was sniffing around the does at the creek with their new fawns and that my date and I sat there for about an hour listening to deer mating and then (my farm-boy prom date) shot the marvelous beast when he stopped for a drink of water at the creek, Hillary’s likeability is an ill-fitting cloak that ruins the punch line just because it can.
It was a wonderful ending to my senior prom.