WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Your b-hole looks like a well used pub dartboard. What the hell man? Retire that thing already.

I feel like one good sneeze and his dong is just gonna flop out the bottom.

Man thong or fire hair. My eyes are going to explode from all this switching back and forth from disaster to disaster.

Friggin’ Lance Armstrong over here taking a stroll through Walmart. I mean, at least do it right and get a bike with a front basket to put thing is. C’mon man!

Nothing says romance like “brand me I’m yours”! So where would you put your future ex’s name?

Are you insane?!?! You’re about to have virgins from age 8 – 48 chasing you around all day now that they’ve figured out how to leave the house. You’re crazy!

Dizamn! #BlackBoobsMatter

Ya right De Niro, I think we know who the real bad grandpa around here is.

I think you’d pay them a lot more than $5. Just saying.

Bro. Go home and shower after you get drunk hazed. There is nothing that urgent you need besides Tylenol & Gatorade.

Gotta let everyone know he’s the big spoon in the relationship I guess.

How can someone possibly be that bald up top with that much hair on the sides? Either way, that Bozo the Clown cut is never a good choice.

Nothing says impulsive romance like Walmart. For real though, if you were wondering if she is they type to take home to momma, let me tell you right now if she willing to take it at Wally World, leave her there.

I believe our friends over at WTFTattoos.com call this the “self-aware redneck”.

Thanks for the “peeking through the closet door” glimpse into your chesticle region. You’ve got all sorts of bad going on right now and I think I’d rather just shut myself inside right now.

Wait, what? Is it your birthday and I’m the bitch? Is it your bitch’s birthday? Or is it the birth anniversary of the day you became a bitch?

My little niece also likes to play dress up. Surprisingly she manages to do a better job though.

Clearly someone isn’t going to be making the sharp-shooting team anytime soon. Not with piss-poor poo-poor accuracy like that.

Time is always on her side….Mainly so you can look up and realize you’ve been staring at her in confusion for 7 whole minutes. How did that just happen?

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