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Dutchman
Dutchman
August 16, 2016 12:43 pm

Hand me my shine box.

These liberal cocksuckers giving away our European heritage to these fucking creatures from Africa, is a crime.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
August 16, 2016 12:49 pm

Kick that fag pope in the face! Now’s your chance. Just say it was an accident.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
August 16, 2016 12:55 pm

We had a chance back when Benedict the 16th was made pope to get a real take-no-prisoners hardass of a pope in Cardinal Arinze of Nigeria, but they had to name Ratzinger because they were afraid the homos and heretics would bolt the church (with their money) if Arinze took over. Ratzinger turned out to be a chickenshit and now we’re stuck with this commie. It’s almost enough to make me vote for Hillary so we can bring on WWIII and get this shit over with.

diogenes
diogenes
August 16, 2016 12:57 pm

A little foreplay before King faggot starts to suck black dick.

Dutchman
Dutchman
  diogenes
August 16, 2016 2:10 pm

@diogenes: Then the Pope whipped out a Halvah Bar, the Muslims got in his van, went under the bridge, down by the river, and the Cardinals corn-holed them all.

Then they lived happily ever after.

Grog
Grog
August 16, 2016 12:59 pm

“Then the Pope took about a pint of pure nard, an expensive perfume; he poured it on the Muslim’s feet and wiped his feet with his hair…” er, wah?

Persnickety
Persnickety
August 16, 2016 1:07 pm

“yo dawg, I’m not into the foot stuff.”

kokoda
kokoda
August 16, 2016 1:31 pm

How the Pope caught Hoof and Mouth disease.

Big Dick
Big Dick
August 16, 2016 1:35 pm

kissing the wrong appendage. The next position should be a bend over.

TC
TC
August 16, 2016 1:35 pm

Pope: “oh, my child you have such delicious little toes. Num num num num… mmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmm”
Dude: “WTF? Gimme back my foot you freak!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TC
August 16, 2016 1:38 pm

“wait, you are all under the age of 12, right?”

Homer
Homer
August 16, 2016 1:46 pm

The Pope is taking this Christ thing much to seriously. It’s all for show without any real understanding of what Christ was all about. The blind leading the blind.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 16, 2016 1:48 pm

Pope (thinking to himself)- Next they will be asking me to kiss a baboon’s ass, but ummm Michelle Obama is not scheduled for a papal visit any time soon……Thank you God…..

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
August 16, 2016 2:30 pm

“We surrender.”

KaD
KaD
August 16, 2016 2:34 pm

A fool and his head are soon parted.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  KaD
August 16, 2016 2:41 pm

I fucking wish.

Ed
Ed
August 16, 2016 2:40 pm

African, “Stop! It tickles!”

Stubb
Stubb
August 16, 2016 2:51 pm

Please Lord: First his feet, then his cock. Amen.

diogenes
diogenes
August 16, 2016 2:54 pm

Stubb gets my vote.

starfcker
starfcker
  diogenes
August 16, 2016 4:40 pm

I don’t know diogenes, TC is pretty fucking funny

rhs jr
rhs jr
August 16, 2016 5:35 pm

That makes me sorry to be a Christian.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  rhs jr
August 16, 2016 5:53 pm

No need for that RHS. Just abandon everything having to do with organized religion. If god is real then he exists everywhere right? The same scum running our govts is the same scum running organized religion.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  IndenturedServant
August 16, 2016 7:53 pm

God is real and you might be right about the scum.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  rhs jr
August 16, 2016 8:45 pm

Heh! I’m right about the scum and you might be right about god. 🙂

Full Retard
Full Retard
  rhs jr
August 16, 2016 9:54 pm

Bobo, the Pope has little to do with Christianity, what they sell is organized religion with a set of rules that if you follow them, should get you to heaven but if they don’t work, your relatives can pay for novenas to get your soul out of purgatory.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 16, 2016 5:44 pm

The only caption that comes to mind is:

FOREPLAY

nkit
nkit
August 16, 2016 6:00 pm

“This little monkey went to market. This little monkey stayed in the hood. This little monkey got Mickey D’s…and this little monkey got nuffin …and this little nigger got 30 to life in Rikers.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 16, 2016 7:20 pm

“Now go home and get your fuckin shine box!”

underfire
underfire
August 16, 2016 9:41 pm

In a completely different category will be those, that out of belief in the Christian faith, man up to the unpleasantness of taking action to preserve that faith. The pope gets his photo ops, real men will be called upon shortly to do the dirty work.

Gator
Gator
August 16, 2016 10:32 pm

“Fuck this, these people stink. I’m sticking to alter boys from now on, at least their mommies make them bath”

GilbertS
GilbertS
August 16, 2016 10:43 pm

“It’s Corn Chips!” “We challenged the Pope to… GUESS! THAT! SMELL! If he can figure out our mystery odor, he wins $10,000!”

“I know you’ve heard all those rumors about black guys, but it doesn’t hang down THAT far.”

or

“Aren’t you glad you wash with Dial? Don’t you wish everyone did?”

or

“Quentin Tarantino’s “Djesus Unchained” brings together the Pontiff, a mysterious briefcase, a 12 gauge shotgun, and his famous foot fetish for a wild thrill ride!” “You’ll know my robe because it’s the one with BAD MOTHER FUCKER embroidered on it!”

or

“We’ve sprayed new Febreeze Holy Scent! all over this disgusting mess. Let’s see if the Pontiff can figure out what he’s smelling!” “Is it…. incense and sexy little boys?”

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
August 17, 2016 6:11 am

I told you I’d have these Klan bitches unhooded and kissing my ass !

#2

So pope what do you give for anal sex. Pope: Right now two candy bars and a Coke