WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Finally an honest depiction of what getting a Time Share truly feels like.

Being weird seems like it’s a lot of work. I wouldn’t even know where to begin thinking of & finding all the weird shit for it.

You know how sometimes you just see a piece of art that speaks to you & you know you must have it…

Guess he could only afford the 50 Cent Shave Club.

Apparently some ladies got their advanced copy of Cosmo because they already know this fall’s new fashion style is belly buttons.

Ugh, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve left a cup of coffee on the roof of my car. Sometimes you just lose track of the unimportant shit in your life and drive off. You know what I mean?

Ya ummm so, yup uhh huh, I ahhhhh ya, ok ya sooooo everything checks out. You’ve definitely got both holes there and uhhhh thanks? I guess?

Wow! No shit? Thanks for ruining the picture with your enlightened commentary. Stating the obvious is a surefire way to get laughs. #LeaveThisToThePros

If you two just start twerking on each other you’ll solve everyone’s problems. Maybe not ours, but yours for sure.

When you’re too lazy to go outside to see if it’s hot or cold…

Samwell Tarly

Sam from Game of Thrones really will do anything to support Gilly and Sam Jr.

I mean, it would be more strange if it was picking out something other than kitty food, but now it’s just a normal day at Walmart.

C’mon. Really? “The guys called and they want their hair back?” If you’re going to show that little respect to a Hall of Fame worthy power-mullet then leave the caption writing to the professionals.

This dude is about to go into a serious food coma if he decides to dine at Walmart.

Guess you could say she jumped on the puppy bandwagon? Right? Huh? No? Not feeling it? Okay. What if I told you he seems so excited I bet his tail was…wagon? What?! Did I just blow your mind with that one? No? Again? Wow. Screw you guys then.

No shirt, no shoes, no service….Yeah, maybe if this was uppity Target, but this is Amuurica!

Didn’t we suffer enough from the fall out of the East vs. West beef from Biggie and Tupac? You want us to feel that pain all over again?!?!

It looks like you passed out with your shoes on, but you were around a bunch of really polite people.

I’ll tell ya one thing, I don’t care how ironically funny you think that tattoo might be, I’m sure as hell not reaching into Pooh’s jar for any damn honey.

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