We got this email today from this aol email address; [email protected]
Anybody get anything similar??
Well, folks, although the letter plainly says to “NOT GO TO THE POLICE”, that’s exactly where Ms Freud is right at this moment. Seriously. I told her not too do this. But, she is stubborn.
So, my friends, this may very well be my last communique with you. I fear I shall be dead before sundown. Hoka Hey. Just know that I have loved all of you, even bb.
Der Stuchenmeister ist tot!!
So sad, too bad. 🙁
P.S. If you wanna donate money for our funeral and/or offspring, please make checks payable to Stuchenmeister Foundation, and send to Admin’s PO Box.
Aufwiedersehn.
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Subject: YOUR LIFE AS BEEN PAID FOR
Attention, I am very sorry for you, is a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don’t comply. As you can see we are the members of the Deadly Networks in the world, which is responsible for the bombing of twin [ISO-8859-1?]tower’s in America on Sept. 11th and the bombing of London transport services on July 7th (AL-QAEDA NETWORKS WORLDWIDE), I don’t have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.
Someone who you called your friend wants you dead by all means, and this person have spent a lot of money in this venture, This person came to us and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with your name, picture and other necessary information’s we needed about you.
So I sent my boys to track you down this including bugging of your phones with satellite tracking devices and they have carried out the necessary investigation we needed for the operation on you, and if you doubt this information am going to give you all the necessary information about you back to you in your next reply so that you can believe me, and my boys are really on you but I told them not to kill you that I will like to contact you and see if your life is important to you and the one of your family. I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I didn’t tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing you this mail my men are monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.
Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? Since all program has be made and draw to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready to pay some fees to spare your Life, $8,000 is all you need to spend in this process you will first of all Pay $3,000 and then I will send a tape to you which I recorded in every discussion I had with the person who wanted you dead and as soon as you get the Tape,
You will pay the remaining balance of $5,000. If you are not ready for my help, then I will carry on with my job straight-up.
WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL KNOW ,REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT YOUR TELLING THE SECURITY ABOUT IT BECAUSE A GOOD LOOK IS OUT YOU AT THE MOMENT. DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 8PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE TAPE OF ALL DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD THEN YOU CAN USE IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY
Seems legit to me.
Everyone should immediately click my paypal button and contribute so we can get $8,000 before the end of the day. I promise I’ll give Stuck the money. 🙂
Wow, so scary.How did they ever find you? Super secret cell phone tracking devices?
Someone in ISIS googled “mooslimfuk” and …… voilla’ !!!
This reads like one of those amazon product descriptions where you can tell the person who typed it is clearly a non-american trying to talk like he thinks americans talk. Maybe the “Nigerian Prince” scammers have finally realized it isn’t working anymore, and are now moving on to death threats.
ROFL
So does this mean we hafta post all the other scam emails we get?
Stucky strip the email header and post it here. We can see what internet café in Nigeria it came from………..
BAHAHAHA
A “threatening” email from an aol account? Seriously, I didn’t know those still existed.
I put that e-mail in a Google search (Startpage didn’t come back with anything), and got this (I must have way too much free time…). Note the person’s title at the end:
http://undergroundrailroadhistory.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/3.03.15-Board-Name-Address-Phone-Email-Affiliation-Officers.pdf
BOARD OF DIRECTORS (TRUSTEES)
Kendall Jeter
151 Jefferson Street
396-0419
Ndakinna Education Center
Nov. 2014
2017
2020
Saratoga Springs, New York 12866
[email protected]
Security Team Coordinator
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It’s probably a legit e-mail address for this guy but he has a virus that is sending out the bogus e-mail. But if that’s the case, how would he have YOUR e-mail? Weird…
FYI, Your TBP post came up 3rd in the search.
Ah, Rise up beat me to it.
They don’t call me “Rapid Rise” for nothing! ha ha
“So I sent my boys to track you down this including bugging of your phones with satellite tracking devices and they have carried out the necessary investigation we needed for the operation on you”
Sounds like nonsense. The pros bug your car(s), not your phones.
You will be missed. Remember Sage in your will.
Conspiracy Theory!!!!
Hope you got those cabinets finished, if not you better get a move on. With you gone bea lever will be free to roam uncontested.
And I thought we were pals Ticky Toc…….why throw barbs at poor old bea?
I knew you loved us ,even me !!! Wouldn’t worry about it unless you keep getting threatening messages. Then it’s not a mistake or joke anymore.
Anonymous was bb ,smart phone is going insane again.
I suppoze der lawyer sez dem boyz dindonuffin
*Dindunuffin’
There, fixed it for you. #gibsmedat
Al Quaeda chain mail letter.
if its al queda you got nothing to worry about, they are too busy raping goats.
now if the email came from clinton.foundation.org then i’d start to get really fucken worried…
Stop worrying Stucky, I’ve got you covered, I’ll loan you whatever you need. I have a letter here from the son of the former president of Liberia. He’s requesting my help in transferring $177,000,000 out of Africa and is willing to give me 30%. So you see I’ll shortly be in a position to help you to whatever extent is needed, money is no object.
Of course I’ll be charging a reasonable rate of interest on the loan, let’s say a measly 2.5% a month.
Anyway not to worry the STMs have you covered.
The guys who pulled off 9/11 AND 7/7? That’s some serious bona fides.
I’d say $8K is a bargain.
I think BB was the “friend” that gave them your email. I think it is actually AL-CIA-DUH.
It’s been nice knowing you Stuck!
After you get whacked can I have your stuff?
I am sorry to say, that at 4PM sharp, two men dressed in black and shouting something about Ali’s Snack Bar broke into the house and killed my Nicky — the man you know as “Stucky”!! Alas, he is no more.
He was a man of modest means, the cheap shit never bought nothing, but the few possessions he had he is leaving to his beloved friends here.
To El Coyote he is leaving his mint condition 95 Buick Century. Come pick it up anytime. (If you are a hottie, please leave the beautiful blond at home.)
To Bea Lever he is leaving all royalties of his soon to be published book “Why 9-11 Trufers Are Delirious Fuknuts.”
To bb he is leaving his signed copy of Richard Dawkins’ book “The God Delusion”.
To Administrator he is leaving his extensive collection of Irish porn. (It looks more like a farm documentary involving lots of sheep and goats.)
I’m sorry, but that’s all the cheap sonuvabitch had.
That’s hilarious… Jerry Reed aka “Jack” the hitman… “As a Southern Baptist I place a high value on human life. Twenty thousand dollars.”
Stucky (Nicky) appears to be bargain basement at $8,000.
If you think Chuy Bravo is hot, then, yeah, I’m hot. Let’s get something straight – my wife is the sexy mulatta. I will gladly leave the beautiful beeyotch wherever. (If we held a beauty contest between the Beautiful blonde and Hillary, Trump would win.) What kind of gas mileage does the Buick get? Oh, my condolences, I almost forgot.
Dangit, I missed my opportunity to tell Stuck how very much he is loved!
Wow, times MUST be tough! The old scams of Nigerian princes and bad divorces must not be garnering enough American Idiot Cash anymore. Resorting to straight out fear and threats, they must have taken a brief glance at the laws Washington has been churning out for us!
Just this morning I caught a video of a guy messing with a phone scammer that was calling to inform him he owed $3500 in taxes to the IRS and that if he did not immediately go to Target and get two gift cards ($2k limit I guess) than the obvious Pakistani voice would, “call your police whom will drag you away in handcuffs and take all your assets.”
The “victim” played with him for over 40 minutes and ended the call by going off and calling him everything except white. The “collector” degenerated to calling him a “dirty motherf**ker” and told the guy to go screw his dog.
The victim was very happy that he at least managed to keep the scammer away from others for nearly 40 minutes.
Amazing how many laws are on the books that are supposed to stop things like this, yet our government granted the cell phone companies the right to sell American phone numbers to foreigners. Ever since I registered a dotcom, I’m getting 3-5 calls a day for “business loans.”
Everyone is a different number/state, everyone is the EXACT same recording and if you press through you end up speaking to a, wait for it, Pakistani. The guy I yelled at today did not appreciate my statement that I was seriously considering getting a law degree so I could legally hunt these bastards down and get them to quit calling.
Millions of laws and less protection for us little guys everyday.
Of course, if you talk to the average American, the solution will be MORE laws.
Because, you know, criminals breaking the current laws will surely stop if DC every manages to write the perfectly worded one. Yep, not that they are 100% ineffective, its that we have to give away more rights and double down.
Love to you all, please let us know when the funeral is, I’ll be there!
Stuck, I got ‘smoked out’ by an aol user, probably 20 years ago.
I’m still here.
Whoever this Ms. Freud character is, is funny as fuck tho’. Ya’ never know who you’re dealing with ’round this place, ‘cuz there’s no verification.
You can be sure of this tho’ Goddammit, if I ever run across a 7′ Austrian I’m gonna jump as high as I can, and punch him in the bellybutton 🙂
Someone close to you, you say? Hmmm! How’s it going between you and the Missus? As the most interesting man in the world, Stucky, interesting things happen when you’re around.
Like voting in Chicago, I’m sure you’ll be commenting long after your dead. Is there anything you want to get off your chest now that your demise is imminent? Perhaps, that 34 B cup bra that your so fond of. If you’re wondering why your so short of breath all the time, it because you need a 36 B cup.
Auf Wiedersehen, Sayonara, Adios, Arrivederci, Adieu, and Goodbye, Stucky. The question that I’m dying to ask is, “Will the world miss the most interesting man in the world.” Hmmmm!
P.S. I’ve dealt with these thugs before. Have the Missus start the car in the morning.
I have not agreed with everything Stucky has said, but he is a good man, in my estimation.
You? Not so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!
Why is it always that these amazingly tragic things happen only to Stucky and not the many thousands that visit TBP. Well it’s because awhile back Stucky managed to go out on one dark & stormy night and managed to lasso a large angry looking black cloud. Why he has been dragging it along with him every where he goes ever since is anyone’s guess.
Bet you wish you had not posted your actual address/listing on the internet. Ms Lever wants to know if you will post pictures of the kitchen remodel before you get whacked. I’m not saying bb is behind this nasty business but if I had to point a finger….yup.
Sorry about your run of bad luck. Your pal to the end. Bea
soft breezes come Stuck
We await pics cabinets
hard rains kill Stucky
I was hoping my “favorite” Jerry Reed line was in the mix, but it isn’t:
Jerry Reed aka “Jack” the hitman… “As a Southern Baptist I place a high value on human life. Twenty thousand dollars.”
You appear to be bargain basement at $8,000.
Glad the Missus went… there are a lot of kooks around.
Hey Stuck! Are you dead? At least you finished the cabinets…..that’s worth some points, perhaps…
Are you open to quid pro quo concerning donations to your foundation?
Sounds like you could negotiate them down to $49.99, maybe in 3 easy payments. Throw in an expired Pizza Hut coupon, that should seal the deal. Why throw away your golden years?
I’m thinking that Al-Quaeda got him…bitch just turned to dust (watch the video) and dropped cleanly on the floor in a small pile….there was no large beam….dust in the wind…
It is in my understanding you are in most definite need of security services most professional. Coincidentally. We must talk soon because time sensitivity as your life has been place in graveness of dangers. For the small some of 2,000 USD my services of professionalism can be secured.
I wish only to help fulfill your safety to make happy your family who should miss you terribly.
Kim getting robbed or Stuck getting waxed, which is the bigger loss?
EC
Stucky has provided oodles of hours of laughter and entertainment for the TBP community, what has that fat ass Kim ever done to entertain anyone?
Bea, This is a family blog so I will pass on that question.
Kim’s sex tape couldn’t hold a candle to Stuck’s sex-filled horse opus.
But her derriere does compare well to a horse’s patoot.
EC- Ten bucks says Stucky’s tombstone will read…”I Did Not Write That Horse Fucker Article”. He will never live that one down, people are still in therapy after reading that twisted tale.
Link please? To Stuck’s horse article?
Stucky: I’ll add you in my prayers tonight to the good Lord _/|\_ ; he’ll at least do you better than your “friend”. Failing that, 12-gauge aught buckshot is good up to 60 yards while .308 Win works well past that and don’t flinch!
Stucky
If you have ever felt unloved around here, the responses to this incident should put any such fear to immediate rest.
I would get freaked out if I received that letter. The good old Nigerian scam letters were friendly, your epistle undecidedly so. Ms. Freud was right to take it to the police. Chances are it is nothing, but we live in weird times so caution is appropriate.
“Someone who you called your friend wants you dead by all means, and this person have spent a lot of money in this venture.”
This is definitely a scam. That Stucky has any friends is a stretch. But friends with money? I was born at night, not last night…
Francis- I read yesterday that Canada is going tits up any day now. Beans and rice put away for a rainy day I hope? We will be right in there with you guys.
The wheels are coming off the bus.
Tit’s up?
Walmart, the liquor store and the gas stations are still operating. Mind you I haven’t been outside this AM yet. Still working on my morning coffee.
My experience is that things move slowly. I think we’ll just gradually circle the drain with the rest of the west. Besides we haven’t imported nearly enough savages from the ME yet. We’re too far behind to tank yet.
Last week Stuck manhandles a cop. This week he needs them to protect him and his.
I bet it was the cops dropped the dime on him.
Stuck – I trust you know this is a scam and should be no cause to worry (I say from my secure doomstead in the outback of Australia). You will both be fine.
But keep armed, just in case.
Stuckmeister
Happened in Nova Scotia. Odd thing is they demanded 8 grand as well.
Sadly the lady paid..
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/weymouth-woman-loses-thousands-in-cra-scam-1.3788583
been getting the “irs is filing a lawsuit” calls on my landline. I always call them back and finally got one to answer. told him he was a lying scammer, etc etc etc and lots of f bombs. he hung up. I called again and again and left a rant on the voice mail. 10 minutes later the number was out of service.
I get these everyday. They always seem to have errors in grammar and spelling. I wonder if that is on purpose.
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It’s a scam…I don’t use paypal.
Well, folks, I’m baaaack!
Immediately after my demise I appeared at the Pearly Gates where I was promptly turned away by the Archangel Michael, who informed me, “You should have listened to bb, you fucken heathen sinner!”.
I spent the last ten years in Hell. (Hell time moves much faster than Earf time.) I had to sign a nondisclosure form so, I can’t say much about what hell is like … except, it bears a striking resemblance to Newark, NJ.
The last thing I remember is having an argument with the Prince Of Darkness. He asked me why I’m constantly stirring so much shit amongst The Condemned, to which I replied “Blow me!” …. and the next thing I know, I’m back sitting at this keyboard. Transferred from one Hell to another ….
Nevertheless, it’s good to be back. Thank you for missing me. I do know this; when my kneegrow Jehovah’s Witness friend comes to visit this Friday — I am accepting Jeebus as my personal Lord and Savior!! . You fuckers would be wise to do likewise.
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“Link please? To Stuck’s horse article?” —- james the deplorable wanderer
Ask, and ye shall receive.
Ah, gracias! (posted before I read it, just in case you were wondering)!
Well, THAT was really strange! Not as strange as SOME stuff you find on the ‘Net, but still …
Think I’ll stick to humans, all the same. Thanks for the education….