We Still Have A Word For It

Guest Post by The Zman

I’ve always been a skeptic of Facebook, mostly because I don’t understand how they make money. I mean, I know how they make money, but I don’t know why they make money. It’s just a crappy platform for the technologically inept to post pictures of their cat. Facebook charges companies a fee so they can put ads next to the picture of your cat, but why those companies do it is a mystery to me. The whole thing depends upon ordinary people being interesting and looking at those ads, which no one does.

You can’t cheat an honest man and the companies buying ads on Facebook are not Boy Scouts so it is no wonder that Mark Zuckerberg has been hustling them.

Mark Zuckerberg has a credibility problem.

The tech mogul’s Facebook just admitted to finding more “bugs” in the way it measures ads — and once again, those bugs benefited Facebook.

The social-networking giant said Wednesday it has found numerous errors in the ways it calculates how many people view its ads, artificially inflating their perceived value to advertisers and publishers.

Key metrics that Facebook has exaggerated include the weekly and monthly reach of marketers’ posts, which got inflated by 33 percent and 55 percent, respectively, as the site improperly included repeat visitors in its figures.

Elsewhere, Facebook admitted to exaggerating the number of full views that video ads received, as well as time spent by users reading fast-loading “Instant Articles” for publishers including The Post and the Wall Street Journal, both of which are owned by News Corp.

Facebook insisted that the messed-up metrics — which followed the company’s admission in September that it had inflated its reporting of video viewing times to advertisers by as much as 80 percent — didn’t affect billing to publishers and advertisers.

This stuff is not new. It appears to be the business model for Facebook. This video from a couple of years ago sounds a lot like what is in the NYPost story.

Of course, we have a word for this. It’s called fraud. There was a time when something like this would have resulted in the executives at Facebook being led out in chains. Advertisers should be walking away and the stock should be tanking, but that’s not the modern age. Robbing your customers and vendors is just the way it is done at this level. You never give a sucker and even break or smarten up a chump. Ours is a grifter culture where everyone is running a scam.

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kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
November 19, 2016 10:51 am

Time – the most important element for any human. How do people find Time to even go to a site like F..B? I wasn’t aware there were that many invalids in the U.S. (mentally and physically).

Anonymous
Anonymous
  kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
November 19, 2016 1:02 pm

time? ah..ha..ha..ha…
the self absorbed have all the time in the world for their own distraction.
the Tech-ertainment world raises far more self absorbed people than anything else…

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
November 19, 2016 11:14 am

FB is one hundred percent a .gov project so they don’t need to make money. Zuckerjoo is in the news today saying he is working on a way to do away with “fake news” ……………HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa.

The stupid, it burns on FB.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 19, 2016 1:11 pm

Just wait until one of these innerwebz billionaire lefties buys the presidency. Gonna be a brave new world.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
  IndenturedServant
November 19, 2016 1:35 pm

President Zuckerjoo…..Egad, the milk just curdled in my fridge as I typed that.

I/S- You are putting horrid thoughts in my head.

Diogenes
Diogenes
November 19, 2016 8:42 pm

Who in the world looks at ads on the internet? Who then buys the product after looking at the ad? I always skip the ads on youtube.

Stucky
Stucky
November 20, 2016 11:07 am

Why why WHY would a client even believe whatever bullshit stats provided by Farcebook????? If I was CEO this is how the conversation would go ….

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Stucky CEO: “We spent $200,000 on Facebook ads this year. What did we get for it?”

Zuckerjoo: “Your clickrate went up 575% from the previous year. Hundreds of thousands more people are clicking your ads every week!!”

Stucky CEO: “But our sales have only increased 1% over last year!”

Zuckerjoo: “We don’t think that’s a relevant statistic.”

Stucky CEO: “Fuck you ya lyin’ Joo bastard!!” click