WHY PUTIN ENVIES TRUMP

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Stucky
Stucky
December 10, 2016 7:42 am

In a Zombie Apocalypse ….. think about it ….. which women would benefit you most?

Trump’s emaciated bimbos seem to be good for boinking, and nothing else.

Putin’s Pussies are hearty. They won’t die of starvation after a month of no food. They are strong, capable of chopping down trees and turning it into a house … all with just a hand ax. Their borscht will keep you warm at night. If wild dogs attack, they will rip their throats out with bare hands. In the springtime, you can tie them to a plow, and they’ll plow ten acres a day. Oh, lastly, just like the bimbos, they also have a hoo-hoo … it’s just not as pretty … but, seeing how it’s dark in Siberia 23 hours a day it really doesn’t matter.

Irish
Irish
  Stucky
December 10, 2016 8:06 am

Stucky, you took all the fun out it. 😉

razzle
razzle
  Stucky
December 10, 2016 8:23 am

— “Trump’s emaciated bimbos seem to be good for boinking, and nothing else.”

Good for fapping. The boinking is probably awful.

The ladies around Putin all have hot daughters eager to make life awesome for themselves, their man, and their kids.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  razzle
December 10, 2016 11:16 am

As I’ve gotten older I have come to the realization that beauty is no substitute for loyalty. Although it doesn’t hurt in addition… thankfully.

razzle
razzle
  Francis Marion
December 10, 2016 6:20 pm

/salute

And I will say… Trump does seem to be VERY loyal.

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
  Stucky
December 10, 2016 12:38 pm

Stuck says:
“…you can tie them to a plow, and they’ll plow ten acres a day”.

I think I’d rather watch Trumps entire entourage tied to the same plow working a half acre a day thank you.

Stucky
Stucky
December 10, 2016 8:23 am

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Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
December 10, 2016 12:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 10, 2016 2:53 pm

Trump has chosen Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson as his SOS. Tillerson allegedly knows Putin personally better than any other American.

Sorry Bea, no Mittens…

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-10/trump-picks-exxon-ceo-rex-tillerson-secretary-state

FaF
FaF
December 10, 2016 7:27 pm

Those pics are the best illustration as to why Russia is winning. Putin is surrounded by women each of whom has 2 or more kids, while the Don has a bunch of barren whores.