Happy Fucking New Year TBP And It’s Rant Time…
I’ve been keeping a few things to myself for the past few years while I’ve been secretly turning into a pearl-clutching old bitty before my rightful time. But, no longer…
I’ve hit my limit and I’ve got one important question to ask America…Why doesn’t anybody want to act like a grown up?
Everything wrong with our nation can be summed up with one picture. This shit ain’t cute and it’s time for it to stop. I’m tired of our child-centre culture.
Yesterday while freshman Congressman Roger Marshall of Kansas was being sworn-in by House Speaker Paul Ryan, his asshole kid decided it was the perfect moment to embarrass the nation. Way to go, dickhead!
I hope you’re proud of yourself as you showed your ass in public and made a smirking fool of yourself in front of the cameras. Did you impress your dumbass high school friends? Did you get a couple of extra followers on Twitter?
Listen junior, you’ve got your head up your ass. The only reason you were there in the first place is because your father trusted you conduct yourself in a respectable manner and hold the Bible during an important moment of his career.
Now, Roger Marshall will be known as the new guy in Congress whose idiot kid “dabbed” the cameras behind his back during his swearing-in ceremony. His son made the decision that his father’s first moment of being a Congressman would be reduced to a trending topic on social media.
I’m disappointed he didn’t take that Bible and smack his son upside the head Red Forman style. It was a missed opportunity.
I’m more upset that the kid missed an opportunity to ass@ssinate Rat Ryan.
OK,maybe I am missing something,looks like the kid is whipping his nose with his shirt arm,runny nose/cold?I would say then bad timing but at least not using his hand as he probably has to in theory shake the hands of a bunch of folks he does not know,hence,better to use arm.
He’s not sneezing. It’s a stupid dance trend and meme.
So why wasn’t that explained in your posting? I’ve never heard of ‘dabbing’ and you didn’t define it. Still don’t know what it is.
Your writing skills are stuck at a novice level.
I didn’t explain it in the posting because it’s a trend that’s so fucking stupid I couldn’t be bothered. You have the same access to search engines as I do. Figure it out yourself. Stucky and HSF had no problem finding pictures and videos to post in the comments.
Hmmmm…..,wish was mentioned originally,all I saw was a kid looking like he was wiping his nose,and I get down voted for not staying up on the latest trends!
I had no idea either by the photo
You are not allowed to discipline your children.
Come on…you know that.
If I’ve got this kid’s personality pegged right, he’ll be dead from an overdose before he’s 30.
My first thought when I saw the title of the post was that Biden was on stage and it was a warning.
Cultural rot on full display, in the House of Representatives it on display one way or the other everyday. Another sign that the future does not look too bright!
Learn something new every day …
It’s called dabbing ….. a dance move made popular by Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton.
Kids like that are assholes. So, is Cam Newton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1obAnqYfOM
I hate Amerikan culture. I wish I lived near Llpoh.
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I stand corrected. Everything wrong with our country can be summed up with this picture.
Dabbing with HER ….. !!
Heyzeus on a Stick ! …. It’s no wonder Hillary LOST !
This country is FUBAR ….. soon to become a passel of autonomous fubars ….
……’sigh’
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I’m beginning to think that the kid was simply doing due diligence and thought it was expected of him at a political function.
Actually, this makes me raise my opinion of Paul Ryan, seeing the entire video. Thanks for the link to it, Stucky.
I don’t get it. Is this like the planking thing that was going around a few years ago?
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Roger Marshall to son: “Mom and I have talked–well, she talked and I listened–and we’ve–well, she decided and obviously I agreed at once–that you would benefit from a boarding school education. It’s a neat place son, honest! It has cool outdoors adventure stuff, water stuff and multicultural stuff! You’ll even learn Spanish with real Hispanics! Not only that, they say–MOM says!–Ushuaia is the southernmost town in the world! Charles Darwin was down there once! Visits? Well, uh, you’ll have to talk with Mom about that, something about the seasons being backwards or something, but you’ll love it ’cause those folks–I think it’s those folks–love to dance. Bet they still do the Macaroni or whatever it was! You’ll fit right in.”
Dabbing originated as a stylized coughing motion in response to some extra strength pot product. Smoking it makes the person cough and that led to ‘the dab’. It was in some rap video then Cam Newton started doing it as an on field celebration. I don’t get it.
I was wondering why my 5 year old grandson was doing that move while he was dancing around at Christmas time. I have become, in my old age, a pop culture illiterate. Is there nothing you can’t find out on TBP?
Honestly, I didn’t know about it either. Seems pretty stupid to me.
The film ‘Idiocracy’ was … uh … a training manual ……. !
Society will get there … and sooner then you think !
stay frosty folks … and keep your brondo dry.
We need a mass extinction event.
Preach it brother!
I’d fucking disinherit the little SOB.
What a little douchebag. Apple does not fall far from the tree. That little shit would go straight to a military acadamy.
Russian hackers obviously got to the kid.
Also, realize that they took a *nice* picture just after the stupid one was taken. I mean, as nice as a picture could be with Ryan being still alive in it.
Teen-aged boys do silly and stupid stuff. It’s their thing. They get far less foolish around 18-21, and it pretty much ends around 25 (for most people).
Whaaaat? No, no, no. They get more ambitious and stupid 18-25. Fart jokes give way to lighting farts give way to….
…and that, Your Honor, is how it all started.
Wait, so this is some black culture thing where you act like a retard in public?
What a novel idea!
I never heard of such a thing!
Are there any other dumb things white assholes copied from black assholes?
Southpark covered this years ago…