WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Back away! Can’t you see the skulls? It is clearly marked “poison”!

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Are teenagers still in the millennial generation or do they have a new name for these bags of turds coming up?

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Nightmare Before Christmas yoga suit? Definitely a nightmare. Definitely a bad idea.

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Thanks for the haunting image guy that looks like a terrible version of Dwayne The Rock Johnson complete with realistic shittier bull tattoo.

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If you got ’em out, you might as well put your cheeks on the glass. I mean, if you’re going to be an idiot, don’t stop short.

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We like to make connections here at POW. Not saying it’s gonna be much of a throne you’re the heir to, but we’re here to help.

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Only thing hotter than that sauce is that mullet. Straight fire homie!

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Not all heroes wear capes, but also not every person in a cape is a hero. Remember that last part.

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Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it, woo woo! Come on, ride the train, it’s the choo choo train!

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Guess I’m not too surprised a guy dressed like the Grinch is a few weeks late on stealing Christmas.

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Makes sense that they had to have another female get the male all warmed up and then at the last minute trick him into planting his peeper into you.

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Bet that Snuggie helped console you last night after taking that L. I’d feel bad for you if Bama didn’t win it every year anyway.

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Looks like someone checked off their New Year’s Resolution beach body already.

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If this baby’s face isn’t every person’s Walmart reaction face, I don’t know what is.

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The witch’s tit is out right now in most of the county. Even us here at the beach are feeling the cold…except this one dude still in denial.

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Centurion_Cornelius
Centurion_Cornelius
January 14, 2017 8:29 am

HA! You picked some of the “tamer” Wally World denizens.

Y’all come to NE Ohio–you will see scenes far surpassing the Alien Bar Scene in STAR WARS.

My recent suggestion to local WW Mgmt was to put airline barf bags at the “ENTER” doors, in the hope of those brave souls “Abandoning All Hope Who Enter Here,” might have a suitable receptacle to bag their natural and human responses to the, (ahem), “clientele” at their cirque-du-Hell.

KaD
KaD
January 14, 2017 11:47 am

Christmas Fizzles: Retail Sales Except Autos, Gas, Fall Flat

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 14, 2017 11:59 am

Here’s another one that fits best here:

In the Shopping Cart of a Food Stamp Household: Lots of Soda
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/13/well/eat/food-stamp-snap-soda.html

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Anonymous
January 14, 2017 2:16 pm

Regarding Wal Mart itself,I’ve said for many years that you could put one of these stores in the richest,most exclusive neighborhood in the country and these people would find it.

As for the soda,one of the first things Trump could do is to restrict food stamps to the type foods that were allowed 30/40 years ago.No sweets,no tv dinners,just raw foods.
It would help the bottom line,help the recipient’s health,and show that Trump means business while not giving the left something to raise hell about that would not make fools of them to the mushy moderates.

javelin
javelin
  Anonymous
January 14, 2017 9:15 pm

10% is just downright disgusting….10% of all SNAP purchases go towards sodas, unreal–and then in 20 or 30 years we will pay again for their insulin shots, dialysis, HBP, CHF and myriad of other issues that are complications of their poor nutrition. Health care costs are going through the roof to pay for people who haven’t cared at all about their own health.

FaF
FaF
January 14, 2017 3:29 pm

I have no idea how this country still manages to function (although steady and continuing gradual deterioration is noticeable).

General
General
January 15, 2017 4:11 am

How does this country still run?

A system designed by geniuses to be run by idiots. (Not my phrase)