WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

To be fair, that’s one hell of a deal. Before this moment I didn’t think you could buy a million dollars worth of anything for $14.88.

Can we all just fucking stop what we’re doing and have a moment of silence please?!

Ohhhh the camp town ladies sing this song, Wal-mart Wal-mart.

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What in tarnation are you wearing little lassie?

I don’t care what obstacle you throw in his way, a pimp is gonna figure out a way to pimp. That’s a life lesson kids. Write it down.

Lady, you’re going to confuse a ton of old people when they lean in to pinch your baby’s cheeks only to find out it’s a monkey. Or they’ll be so old and polite they’ll think you just have an ugly baby and move on. One or the other.

That awkward moment when Notorious B.I.G. read about his own death in US Weekly.

Honestly I care less about you and more about what happened to my man Afro Thunder from the Ready to Rumble video games.

Thanks for the unnecessary penis cleavage shot fake cowboy. I’m sure I’ve got those muscles somewhere hidden under all the years of pizza I’ve been holding onto.

Not a fan of the new weapons for Mario Kart.

Literally the worst kind of pot-head.

This dude looks like he used to be one half of a tag team wrestling group in the late 80’s called Thunder & Lightning.

I see some people are already trashed this Fat Tuesday.

Can’t say I’d rank Walmart anywhere near the top of the list of “ideal proposal places”, but perhaps that Rollback sign has sentimental value. L’chaim!

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart