Sporty and practical. Best of both worlds….Also, on a side note, I ran an official study to test the theory of “every person that drives a BMW is a d-bag” and it turns out that is true 100% of the time. So little fun fact for you there.
You’re just a hot half-rasta mess right now. Cornrows and booty holes, just too much for me right now.
I don’t see anywhere on the guidelines where it says you have to be a certain age to go to Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique and get done up like a Princess….Oh it does? Ages 3-12? Well that seems like ageism to me.
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Gangster Granny will pop a cap in your ass…and also sneak your kids some extra candy.
It’ll be interesting to see how this new Tide commercial goes over with the masses…
Just trade out those streaks for dents. No big deal.
We all have the same attitude going to Walmart, we just don’t spell it out.
Looks like she got there by getting beamed up by Scotty from Spaceballs
I’m curious to see what real life Tow-Mater got going on here.
If the back is melting like that I’d hate to see what is going on in the front!
Which spandex onesie do you guys prefer? Potato or what I believe might be camouflage. I can’t really see because it blends in so well.
I can’t fault this woman for trying to fix her plumber’s crack situation by buying some panties. The pigtails however…
Not sure if you’re bragging or making an excuse.
Thanks for the see-through yoga pants. I like being able to see the whole area I plan on bouncing my quarter off.
If you thought your terrible boots would distract us from your shitstain, you were right. But only temporarily.
If real men wear kilts then what are dudes who wear skirts? Closer to being real men or further away. Hmmmmmmm…
Honestly, at this point I think sweatpants manufacturers should just design a piss stain right on the pants for all production moving forward. It will save a ton of time.
At least she picked out some nice springtime colored undies to show off? I guess…
If the Oakland Raiders want to save a ton of money, they should just sign this beast mode to be their running back instead of giving Marshawn Lynch all that money.
Whether you did this on purpose or not is irrelevant. What I need to know is why your ass looks like it’s getting hit with a high powered fan?
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Hope y’all liked my Tide ad. It’s my first modeling gig, but I’m planning on using the same concept for my upcoming ads for Chuck E Cheese and Mathnasium.
What is it about really fat chicks that make them wear skin tight clothes? Do they think it makes them looks skinnier? Really? There are a couple of such ladies at work. They are nice enough as people, but lordy, they wear bottoms that look like they have been spray painted on. At least I don’t have to worry about being accused of giving them any sexist or leering looks. No one would believe it!
Oh, one more thing… what’s so bad about the BMW with the lumber sticking out of the sun roof? Maybe the pick up truck is in the shop. Just be careful driving under low wires. You use the tools you have, whatever it takes to GET ‘ER DONE!
I had the misfortune of needing to visit a local Walmart for the first time in six months or more. At both entrances the Walmart Greeters have been replaced completely by armed guards. No shit! They don’t call this place Spokompton for nothing. I commented that I liked the new look of the Walmart Greeters to one of them but he had no sense of humor.
Anybody else see this at a Walmart.
Spokompton…….wow I heard that Washington State was melting away…….