WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

2633

Actual years be damned, if you’re mentally young enough to bedazzle your car then you’re too young to drive.

2636

Fake it ’til you make it sweetheart.

2634

Playing everyone’s least favorite Walmart game: Peak-A-Booty.

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2635

Ahh yes Bonaroo. A place all of those super stressed out 22 year olds can get away and just do them for a few days. Maybe if I’m lucky they can lecture me on how eating meat is just Trumps way of letting Russia control our minds.

2630

Feel like this is the poster child for White Trash Repairs. Only thing missing is a rebel flag and a “Git Er Done” sticker.

2631

Way to turn yourself into a creepy painting where no matter where I move it feels like it is staring at me.

2629

Okie dokie. Well, not sure it was your intended design, but your belly tattoo and your boobies make your upper torso look like a happy face. Just an FYI if nobody has every told you.

2632

I hope everyone learns to celebrate their accomplishments. I mean, it’s better than being the runner up right? No? I can’t tell for sure actually.

2626

If anyone can give me one decent reason you need to have a bird on your shoulder while at Walmart I’ll eat some bird seed….I’ll wait.

2625

Ohhhh dear Jesus no!!! C’mon lady! I can’t ever unsee this. Ever. It’s burnt into my brain to fester forever.

2627

The temptation to smack that sunburn is just toooo great to overcome.

2621

Don’t think the walking billboard was necessary to point it out to us. We’re pretty good picking up context clues.

2622

That looks like it’s up there good and snug. Might have to do the drop squat maneuver to pull that wedgie out.

2623

Ohhh this is creepy level > 1,000! Go away and never come back please.

2624

Looks like you borrowed that outfit from The Gimp in Pulp Fiction.

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DeplorableOldeVirginian
DeplorableOldeVirginian
June 17, 2017 11:37 am

Cant decide if dummy in child seat is Rich Little or Richard Nixon.

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
  DeplorableOldeVirginian
June 17, 2017 7:35 pm

Charles Krauthammer.

DeplorableOldeVirginian
DeplorableOldeVirginian
June 17, 2017 11:37 am

Cant decide if dummy in child seat is Rich Little or Richard Nixon…

Ed
Ed
June 17, 2017 12:07 pm

The tail light repair is pure genius. It’s elegant and even artistic. I don’t know what’s wrong with our caption guy at the WMF site today.

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
  Ed
June 17, 2017 2:46 pm

But shouldn’t the top Dixie cup be white (reverse)?

Ed
Ed
  james the deplorable wanderer
June 17, 2017 10:58 pm

Yeah, or clear. The artist was restricted by his materials, I guess.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 17, 2017 3:29 pm

Anybody else get a boner from the grandma in the white dress? That’s classic Hustler there, once they started adding bush pics. They also had great articles, I’m sure. Did they, Zara?

Wild Bob
Wild Bob
June 17, 2017 11:27 pm

Say hi, dummy. “Hi, Dummy!”