Actual years be damned, if you’re mentally young enough to bedazzle your car then you’re too young to drive.
Fake it ’til you make it sweetheart.
Playing everyone’s least favorite Walmart game: Peak-A-Booty.
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Ahh yes Bonaroo. A place all of those super stressed out 22 year olds can get away and just do them for a few days. Maybe if I’m lucky they can lecture me on how eating meat is just Trumps way of letting Russia control our minds.
Feel like this is the poster child for White Trash Repairs. Only thing missing is a rebel flag and a “Git Er Done” sticker.
Way to turn yourself into a creepy painting where no matter where I move it feels like it is staring at me.
Okie dokie. Well, not sure it was your intended design, but your belly tattoo and your boobies make your upper torso look like a happy face. Just an FYI if nobody has every told you.
I hope everyone learns to celebrate their accomplishments. I mean, it’s better than being the runner up right? No? I can’t tell for sure actually.
If anyone can give me one decent reason you need to have a bird on your shoulder while at Walmart I’ll eat some bird seed….I’ll wait.
Ohhhh dear Jesus no!!! C’mon lady! I can’t ever unsee this. Ever. It’s burnt into my brain to fester forever.
The temptation to smack that sunburn is just toooo great to overcome.
Don’t think the walking billboard was necessary to point it out to us. We’re pretty good picking up context clues.
That looks like it’s up there good and snug. Might have to do the drop squat maneuver to pull that wedgie out.
Ohhh this is creepy level > 1,000! Go away and never come back please.
Looks like you borrowed that outfit from The Gimp in Pulp Fiction.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Cant decide if dummy in child seat is Rich Little or Richard Nixon.
Charles Krauthammer.
Cant decide if dummy in child seat is Rich Little or Richard Nixon…
The tail light repair is pure genius. It’s elegant and even artistic. I don’t know what’s wrong with our caption guy at the WMF site today.
But shouldn’t the top Dixie cup be white (reverse)?
Yeah, or clear. The artist was restricted by his materials, I guess.
Anybody else get a boner from the grandma in the white dress? That’s classic Hustler there, once they started adding bush pics. They also had great articles, I’m sure. Did they, Zara?
Say hi, dummy. “Hi, Dummy!”