I’m sure Monster Energy drink is really excited to have their name attached to your Mad Max wannabe destruction derby car…Although, come to think of it, you really are their target market so maybe they are extremely excited about it. I can’t say. I don’t drink gasoline mixed with Kool-aid so I’m not in their wheelhouse.
Lets ignore the part where you’re in a store. Just set that aside. Why the hell do you have a pet possum? I can’t even dream of a more backwoods Deliverance type of scenario where you’re sitting in a rocker on your front porch petting your pet possum.
Some of that juicy meat looks undercooked and some of it looks overcooked. Some of it is lean and some of it is too fatty. That’s why I can’t trust Walmart’s juicy beef. No consistency people.
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This looks like a magical train I’d get on if Willy Wonka was filmed all about a Walmart.
Looks like Bill got himself a new truck.
Why are you doing this to me? I love dogs. Don’t make me talk sh*t on them. This is your fault that I’m angry at them lady. Sure they’re hella cute, but they’re not suppose to be hella cute inside the store. Now kindly piss off.
Finally the big box stores really come through with the bulk theory. You’re welcome ladies, Sams Club has you covered for those REALLY heavy flow days.
Hope y’all had a kick ass 4th of July! Remember, since it fell on a Tuesday, everyone gets a free pass for being a hot mess at work today. That’s called freedom and we just celebrated it.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
