WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Nice haircut. Did you tell the barber you wanted to look like a college kid that passed out on the couch with his shoes on?

Yeah we can see that. Nobody was going to give you a “I heart being a positive member of society” shirt.

The only time she can get physically close to a mail….ehhh ohhh! Cue the rimshot.

If you don’t love Jesus and Murrica then you can just get the hell on partner!

This is the worst low budget version of a Pimp My Ride spinoff I’ve ever seen. “You like horsepower? We’re gonna put some horsepower on your horsepower son!”

I get it. You ever try to cut something and get it just right? Never happens. One side is too long so you gotta cut the other one, then before you know it – booty hanging out.

We’re men. The world is our bathroom…I mean, not according to the police, but let’s face it, it’s a perk.

I see why they call them “sly foxes”. This lady looks like she doesn’t even know he is nuzzled up there!

Thanks for ruining Foxy Lady for all of us. You’re making Jimi Hendrix turn over in his grave.

Pro Tip: Leave a set of extra clothes at your significant other’s place so you don’t have to borrow her clothes.

Pretty pumped Larry from The Three Stooges is still alive somehow.

I think our Plastic Sex Doll friend is taking to all this buzz lately. Ain’t nobody need to shop at Walmart as much as she is going there lately.

It’s like she had a job dressing up as the Pink Panther character and just gave up. On it and life.

These boots were made for more than just walking sweetheart.

Don’t let your ex-boyfriend do your tattoos for you. If you do, then I suppose he isn’t wrong. You stupid.

You celebrated the 4th by wearing an American Flag tank top and shotgunning beers with your bros. This dude sees your tank top and raises you the 16th President of the United States who freed the slaves. But ya whatever, you’r still American as f*ck….posers.

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