“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”
Groucho Marx
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
Groucho Marx
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
Groucho Marx
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
Groucho Marx
Groucho walks into an elevator. In there is a priest who says, “Hey Groucho my mother loves you.” Groucho replies: I didn’t know you guys were allowed to have mothers.
Groucho’s real politics:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/groucho-marxist-0