“Do these jeans make my legs look fat?”
– Ya, kinda.
“Okay, I’ll fix that.
Ain’t no party like a People of Walmart Party cause a PoW party don’t stop! Happy Birthday Heather!
No. You barely look like an actual person.
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Wowzers! Okay. Let’s start with what you’re doing right and work ourselves backwards from there….Ummm shit. Okay. Suggestions on where to start?
Plastic Sex Doll Lady looks like she is about to enter the world of high-flying Professional Wrestling. I wouldn’t dare enter that ring, but I’d get front row seats for sure.
Ya know what, just for that little routine you pulled, no transgenders in the military. Wanna keep pressing your luck mister?
Can we at least implement a rule that if you’re going to cross-dress, you have to do it correctly? Is that too much to ask?
Build a little sun visor right in there. That’s just smart practical problem solving right there.
Feeling sad? Down in the dumps? Angry at the world? Not anymore. Adorable.
Football season starts soon, gotta get that boy ready by any means necessary! Get low and drive!!!
We’ve got ourselves a doubt shot of confusion here. So much weird leg stuff I don’t even know what to think.
Not all heroes wear capes. However, it’s also true that not every person in a cape is a hero.
That skirt is barely appropriate for your roller-derby league. It’s definitely out of bounds for general public.
Just buying some puppies from a Juggalo in a Walmart parking lot. Typical Wednesday.
Your butt looks like it just sucked on a lemon bro. Get it together.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Most Could be on a high fashion runway in New York or Paris!