Stuff it, BL. I was born and raised in a PA town 2 miles north of the Mason-Dixon line. Geography doesn’t equal Yankee. My hometown is Redneck On Steroids plus a large dose of Mennonites. Might be one of the best places in America to be if a natural disaster hits.
That’s the truth. Everyone makes fun of the redneck until something bad happens and they need help. Imagine the effeminate liberals who inhabit every major city attempting and of that. I take redneck as a compliment. Doesn’t bother me in the least.
Lovely post! And you’re right. Rednecks and trouble go together well.
muck
Westcoaster
August 29, 2017 8:26 pm
Nothin’ wrong with being a Redneck (of which I have been called). What I don’t like is when you add “stupid”. But that’s also true for any other slur you can think of, so what?
We outnumber all the rest. Keep that in mind.
rhs jr
August 29, 2017 9:00 pm
Yes but this Redneck Rebel met a lot of other wonderful Honorary Rural Redneck folks up North and out West when I was a professional Soldier. I believe it is a case of Rural Christian Folks embody the Good Book.
you azzhole,those things were big enough to be down linemen 4 an nfl team–
if you’re going to post porn,make ’em attractive,just don’t let the yipper know about it–
When you have to qualify your question like that, it makes it sound as though all other QOTD’s are raciss, this is TBP, the most non-raciss site west of the Mississippi.
WEST of the Mississippi? Philadelphia is where, now?
Although there are a fair number of TBP’ers out here. Helps to keep down the stupidity until you get to CA/OR/WA, where the stupid rules again.
And yes, the rednecks are some of the nicest, most generous, most helpful and talented people you will ever meet (look up “duck tape” and “the Red Green Show” for examples). One redneck can do all sorts of things; a dozen rednecks can do almost ANYTHING, and in a way you’d never have thought of!
How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two.
One to change the lightbubb and one to drive the pickemup truck to the package store for beer.
WTF? Did that moron just drive into that? I don’t think I would have helped; the gene pool doesn’t need that idiot driving around in it.
That woman was a hero. The other woman sounds high as a kite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrSUe_m19FY
I get accidentally driving into an unknown area, but why just sit in the car and wait to die? When you live your life waiting for the government to help you, tell you what to do, what to think, etc. situations like this end up with a funeral rather than a celebration. What a dumbass. Very courageous of the other lady to try and help given the depth of the water and the danger of the car tipping over as it filled, etc.
Ron
August 29, 2017 10:32 pm
After seeing the worst of America in the incessant bitterness and hatred of the left for Trump, we are seeing the best of America in people’s reaction to Harvey.
Walt
August 29, 2017 10:33 pm
Hate to be pedantic, but your ‘non-racist’ question is sill racist, since it’s predicated on your erroneous assertion that race is a real thing. As every right thinking person knows, race is a social construct, and reality is purely subjective. For example:
You all wanna-be rednecks make me laugh. Your a bunch of metro-sexuals with polished nails. The last time you got your hands dirty, you were doing a bit of gardening transplanting daisies and pansies. Let’s see, who here has ever seen a live horse or even rode one? The pony riding wheel at the county fair don’t count.
Real redneck? Let’s see …
Born in Texas …. check
Raised in Tennessee …. check
Boy Scout for a dozen years …. check
Got sunburnt most summers, complete with red neck … check
Know how to structure and use “ain’t” … check
Drink Jack Daniels … check
Don’t smoke, never did … miss
Had & loved dogs, girlfriends and a tractor …. check
Owned a pick’emup truck …. check (not now, no need)
I think the last time I got THAT dirty was when I put the light, ventilation fan and more insulation in the attic, but then I am an engineer, and not that many opportunities for real hot, sweaty and dirty on 1/5 acre in the city. Wouldn’t shy away from it though, plenty of bath water for when I’m done.
I think I’m a redneck, do you?
And oh yes, I have ridden a horse. The ill-tempered beast rode close enough to a barbed-wire fence to cut my jeans to the ankle, and don’t tell me he did it “accidentally”! He must have been an early Antifa protestor.
Nah, it’s a lifestyle. Didja ever have a picnic around a pool size mudhole, drink warm beer, pee on a tree, bathe in a tub outdoors, hoot an holler after 10pm, pick up a date by honking the horn, carry a spit cup at a wedding reception?
It ain’t about Nazis, them are up north.
High Maggie
Dave
August 30, 2017 11:50 am
Those people out in their boats rescuing people regardless of their skin color or sex or age that are called “rednecks” are the same people that assholes at CNN, MSNBC and Antif/BLM call Nazis, White Supremacists, Racists and KKK members. Trump voters.
Anonymous
August 30, 2017 12:26 pm
BS, Dave, they are Texans. As big as Texas is, there ain’t no room for raciss. You know who sheltered the Katrina victims? Texans.
MrLiberty
August 30, 2017 3:15 pm
And ALL THIS DESPITE having 1/2 of their incomes STOLEN by federal, state, local, sales, and other taxation – all to pay to “help the poor,” support the overseas empire, prop up brutal foreign dictators, fund brutal apartheid/genocidal regimes, line the pockets of big business friends, bail out criminal banking cartels, subsidize failing, bloated, inefficient industries, and millions of other examples of waste and Unconstitutional governmental behavior. Just imagine how much good all these people could do with their own little piece of this country if the government would stop stealing their wealth to spend as THEY see fit.
Asks the Yankee ………
Stuff it, BL. I was born and raised in a PA town 2 miles north of the Mason-Dixon line. Geography doesn’t equal Yankee. My hometown is Redneck On Steroids plus a large dose of Mennonites. Might be one of the best places in America to be if a natural disaster hits.
redneck is a state of mind–i’ve met northern rednecks,mexican rednecks,black rednecks,you name it–
Thank you.
A crisis is a great excuse to hall out the toys you’ve been accumulating over time for ‘fun’ and ‘just in case’.
Liberals can laugh and poke fun all they like but when the shit hits the fan it’s the red necks that shine.
That’s the truth. Everyone makes fun of the redneck until something bad happens and they need help. Imagine the effeminate liberals who inhabit every major city attempting and of that. I take redneck as a compliment. Doesn’t bother me in the least.
Visit Maine. You will see plenty of Northern rednecks.
Redneck=“a glorious absence of sophistication” (Jeff Foxworthy)
Lots of those photos look kind of fun actually. Except if your living it I suppose.
Or getting shot at.
Lovely post! And you’re right. Rednecks and trouble go together well.
muck
Nothin’ wrong with being a Redneck (of which I have been called). What I don’t like is when you add “stupid”. But that’s also true for any other slur you can think of, so what?
We outnumber all the rest. Keep that in mind.
Yes but this Redneck Rebel met a lot of other wonderful Honorary Rural Redneck folks up North and out West when I was a professional Soldier. I believe it is a case of Rural Christian Folks embody the Good Book.
Swing and a miss coyote.
Looks like a lot of fun to me.
Like pushing cars out of snow banks. A feeling of accomplishment. If I were there, I’d carry lots of skinny chicks.
Skinny chicks in Texas, you pedo? Grow up, try a man-size chick.
https://youtu.be/0wbyZn9AZaY
If they’re skinny I can carry more of them.
you azzhole,those things were big enough to be down linemen 4 an nfl team–
if you’re going to post porn,make ’em attractive,just don’t let the yipper know about it–
I see your problem now, Tampico, you have a tiny dick.
Tiny ain’t tiny.
When you have to qualify your question like that, it makes it sound as though all other QOTD’s are raciss, this is TBP, the most non-raciss site west of the Mississippi.
WEST of the Mississippi? Philadelphia is where, now?
Although there are a fair number of TBP’ers out here. Helps to keep down the stupidity until you get to CA/OR/WA, where the stupid rules again.
And yes, the rednecks are some of the nicest, most generous, most helpful and talented people you will ever meet (look up “duck tape” and “the Red Green Show” for examples). One redneck can do all sorts of things; a dozen rednecks can do almost ANYTHING, and in a way you’d never have thought of!
How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two.
One to change the lightbubb and one to drive the pickemup truck to the package store for beer.
Excuse me, you peripatetic Jersey Lily. I made a sly reference to Judge Roy Bean, the Law West of the Pecos.
Hi Maggs
“Is there anything more American than a redneck in a crisis?”
Careful, some people might chastise you for noticing a historical pattern, here.
Those boats would be better off with surface drives – maybe not the airboat, or the paddle board, I guess.
imgur sucks way less than photobucket
The comment I responded to disappeared. Weird.
It had a broken photobucket image.
Unscheduled heroism by one woman.
WTF? Did that moron just drive into that? I don’t think I would have helped; the gene pool doesn’t need that idiot driving around in it.
That woman was a hero. The other woman sounds high as a kite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrSUe_m19FY
I get accidentally driving into an unknown area, but why just sit in the car and wait to die? When you live your life waiting for the government to help you, tell you what to do, what to think, etc. situations like this end up with a funeral rather than a celebration. What a dumbass. Very courageous of the other lady to try and help given the depth of the water and the danger of the car tipping over as it filled, etc.
After seeing the worst of America in the incessant bitterness and hatred of the left for Trump, we are seeing the best of America in people’s reaction to Harvey.
Hate to be pedantic, but your ‘non-racist’ question is sill racist, since it’s predicated on your erroneous assertion that race is a real thing. As every right thinking person knows, race is a social construct, and reality is purely subjective. For example:
Reality A:
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Reality B:
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Reality B- What’s at risk if we let Trump deprive the armed forces of trannies! This is what we’re all fighting for!
Pic #4 caption….his name is Shaquan….he’s my 5th food stamp baby .
A real redneck anthem.
You all wanna-be rednecks make me laugh. Your a bunch of metro-sexuals with polished nails. The last time you got your hands dirty, you were doing a bit of gardening transplanting daisies and pansies. Let’s see, who here has ever seen a live horse or even rode one? The pony riding wheel at the county fair don’t count.
Bitch, have you ever driven the bride to the wedding in a monster truck in Hop Bottom Pennsylvania? I’ve done it twice.
You rock, Wipper. Did you bathe on Saturday like a real gentleman?
Real redneck? Let’s see …
Born in Texas …. check
Raised in Tennessee …. check
Boy Scout for a dozen years …. check
Got sunburnt most summers, complete with red neck … check
Know how to structure and use “ain’t” … check
Drink Jack Daniels … check
Don’t smoke, never did … miss
Had & loved dogs, girlfriends and a tractor …. check
Owned a pick’emup truck …. check (not now, no need)
I think the last time I got THAT dirty was when I put the light, ventilation fan and more insulation in the attic, but then I am an engineer, and not that many opportunities for real hot, sweaty and dirty on 1/5 acre in the city. Wouldn’t shy away from it though, plenty of bath water for when I’m done.
I think I’m a redneck, do you?
And oh yes, I have ridden a horse. The ill-tempered beast rode close enough to a barbed-wire fence to cut my jeans to the ankle, and don’t tell me he did it “accidentally”! He must have been an early Antifa protestor.
james the dw, alls you had to say was your from Texas, no need for the fancy CV.
The contrast is very stark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqfKkHO4GA
Why is such a horrible event an opportunity for some?
I have observed that guys doing guy stuff are the happiest guys of all.
That’s why all the ball-busting feminists want to stop us from doing that sort of thing. They don’t want any happy guys around.
Waves on the I-10 in Houston
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Isn’t calling someone a redneck somewhat racist?
I wish I lived with rednecks! Seriously. I cannot stand living with all these fucking Yankees.
Nah, it’s a lifestyle. Didja ever have a picnic around a pool size mudhole, drink warm beer, pee on a tree, bathe in a tub outdoors, hoot an holler after 10pm, pick up a date by honking the horn, carry a spit cup at a wedding reception?
It ain’t about Nazis, them are up north.
High Maggie
Those people out in their boats rescuing people regardless of their skin color or sex or age that are called “rednecks” are the same people that assholes at CNN, MSNBC and Antif/BLM call Nazis, White Supremacists, Racists and KKK members. Trump voters.
BS, Dave, they are Texans. As big as Texas is, there ain’t no room for raciss. You know who sheltered the Katrina victims? Texans.
And ALL THIS DESPITE having 1/2 of their incomes STOLEN by federal, state, local, sales, and other taxation – all to pay to “help the poor,” support the overseas empire, prop up brutal foreign dictators, fund brutal apartheid/genocidal regimes, line the pockets of big business friends, bail out criminal banking cartels, subsidize failing, bloated, inefficient industries, and millions of other examples of waste and Unconstitutional governmental behavior. Just imagine how much good all these people could do with their own little piece of this country if the government would stop stealing their wealth to spend as THEY see fit.