WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

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i forget
i forget
December 5, 2017 4:15 pm

That doesn’t look like a summery Phoenix sidewalk.

marblenecltr
marblenecltr
December 5, 2017 4:47 pm

Scrambled eggs a la rue coming up.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  marblenecltr
December 5, 2017 4:49 pm

Johnny Larue? Yes, that looks vaguely like ol’ Johnny.

Penforce
Penforce
December 5, 2017 5:12 pm

That is a nice ass, uffda.

Vodka
Vodka
December 5, 2017 5:38 pm

A woman in silk stockings. You ain’t fully ‘Merican if you don’t sneek a glance, except for fucking homos or the sanctimonious. Any critic should get off their high-horse and appreciate the moment.

Pike
Pike
December 5, 2017 6:27 pm

I suppose this is racist. But black women do nothing for me. Had a stepbrother that married a black woman, had 2 kids, then left her holding the financial bag. He was born and raised in Berkeley so my assumption is it was a social statement of his; not a commitment. He moved to France so they couldn’t extradite him for being a stone prick. As for me, a redneck hetero, if I had the choice between a black woman and Justin Bieber, guess who loses?

Neuday
Neuday
  Pike
December 5, 2017 7:00 pm

Uh, my imagination?

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  Pike
December 5, 2017 9:04 pm

“…if I had the choice between a black woman and Justin Bieber, guess who loses?”

Uh……..all of the above?

I’ll go with Mary and her four sisters for the win!

Oh, and the chick in the pic is not black………you were just fantasizing. 🙂

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
December 5, 2017 7:32 pm

If you’re looking through the feminist lens, the banana is karma and the man is fixin’ to get payback for eye-fucking the chick.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 5, 2017 9:50 pm

Pike is a moran. Smokes is not to far behind.

Here’s the deal, that is white ass, no black chick looks like that, even the shapely legs are a dead giveaway if you didn’t bother to look at her hair or portion of her profile. What about her hand, Pike, did you notice her hand? Did you even stop to think that black women do not dress like that or carry a nondescript purse?

The moral of the composition is this: Any time there is a woman in the area, you can bet your left nut there is an unseen banana peel.

How can they put all that trouble in such a little skirt? – Doc Pangloss

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
December 5, 2017 9:59 pm

In today’s climate is it harassment to say that is a nice ass.

nkit
nkit
December 5, 2017 10:11 pm

I’m thinkin’ that’s Puerto Rican ass…It’s only gonna get bigger…

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 5, 2017 10:19 pm

I vote YoBo and nkit the knob-gobbling dynamic duds. There are 3 people in the scene, all of them are Caucasian. Take a look at her skin color, her hand matches the guy’s face and the old woman at the door has blonde hair. This is somewhere in Europe, the motherland of white peeps. The trolley and the old doors suggest Eastern Europe maybe. Or Iceland. Who knows?

Fucking YoBo is so obsessed with Negroes that he sees them everywhere. Shit, even in paradise he will still see Negroes.

nkit
nkit
December 5, 2017 10:25 pm

You been to Puerto Rico? They got white (looking) girls..

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  nkit
December 5, 2017 10:33 pm

So you see a white girl and you automatically think she’s PR? Your paranoid.
What about your neighbors, are you sure they’re really white?

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
December 5, 2017 11:01 pm

You are a moron.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 5, 2017 10:50 pm

YoBo, if my life depended on you, I’d be fucked.

Grog
Grog
December 5, 2017 11:22 pm

No VPLs

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 5, 2017 11:36 pm

I’m a glass half full kind of guy. I bet that after his inevitable fall, she makes sure he is ok, helps him up, offers to take him back to her place which is just down the block, to clean all the egg off his clothes, and she fucks his brains out while the washer is running. Here’s hoping.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  MrLiberty
December 6, 2017 1:46 pm

Your demented, Mr. America. Here YoBot is promoting a back to Russia train ride, to get the Garden of Eden, and you are dreaming of the American program of fornication with the sweet young thing. Like Ham, you bring your sick mind into paradise to contaminate the perfect new white world.

Well, I came upon a child of God
He was walking along the road
And I asked him, Tell me, where are you going
This he told me
Said, I’m going down to Putin’s Farm
Gonna join in a rock and roll band
Got to get back to the land and set my soul free
We are white boys, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

CA
CA
December 6, 2017 7:43 am

More likely he slips on the banana, indecently sticks his head in her ass on the way down. Then ends up convicted on some type of bullshit rape charge and spends years taking it up the ass in some gulag.

22winmag - ZH refugee who just couldn't take the avalanche of damn-near-hourly Bitcoin and doom porn stories
22winmag - ZH refugee who just couldn't take the avalanche of damn-near-hourly Bitcoin and doom porn stories
December 6, 2017 8:44 am

Race baiting is not a strategy.