He must work out…and shave his legs..and tuck has sack back.
After he was released from prison, Santa became a real hard ass.
Anyone else asking for a puppy parrot for Christmas?
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Think we can chalk this up as super excited Star Wars fan or are we just gonna assume he has no clue those are underwear?
The new version of Captain America is different, but I can’t tell whether it is in a good way or bad way. Then you’re sitting there going “well that’s not the real Captain America” and then I have to say “Are you sure? They release a new comic book movie every 13 days.” And then you’ll ponder that thought and go back to not being sure.
Y’all thought it was getting too cold for bottom biscuits? Sweetie, that’s when bottom biscuits are in season!
I can only assume you two got into a fight and your mom put you in this sweater as a punishment / life lesson.
Ummmmm I think you’re doing it wrong. That’s like me wearing my “proud to be a vegan” t-shirt to McDonalds. Which I’d never do, mainly because I’m not vegan but I think you get my point.
We’re creeping up on 2018. It’s not a totally equal world but eyes are certainly open to being more accepting to whatever gender role you slot yourself in. However, what I can’t overlook is bad taste in your clothing. And don’t try to tell me you suck at picking out women’s clothing because you’re a dude. You don’t get to have it both ways.
I would believe that your car could play the saxophone over you claiming to get any ass with that ride.
More legit than Santa’s suit…
How about you use that turtle power to pull up those pants?
Looking for that perfect Christmas gift? Why not get some his and her handguns?
I don’t want to make presumptions based on appearance and stereotypes, but I have a pretty good feeling that when it comes to NFL players kneeling for the anthem this guy is totally open minded and welcomes a well thought out and open dialogue regarding the opinions of both sides of the argument.
What? Nothing wrong with taking a nice cruise with the top down.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Amazon sales increase markedly with every such posting, J. Bezos is much indebted. Don’t count on his paying that debt, however.
After a few years of Jeff appearing on Amazon Freak of the Week, you’d want to move to North Korea for a little variety.