IF JESUS WAS BORN TODAY

As an Amazon Associate I Earn from Qualifying Purchases
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
25 Comments
Penforce
Penforce
December 22, 2017 6:02 pm

Amazon package is …

22winmag - ZH refugee who just couldn't take the avalanche of damn-near-hourly Bitcoin and doom porn stories
22winmag - ZH refugee who just couldn't take the avalanche of damn-near-hourly Bitcoin and doom porn stories
  Penforce
December 22, 2017 11:35 pm

Sex toys and gun parts.

cz
cz
December 22, 2017 6:19 pm

that scene is unrealistic. none of them are tattooed.

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
December 22, 2017 7:11 pm

of course she is wearing yoga pants…

22winmag - ZH refugee who just couldn't take the avalanche of damn-near-hourly Bitcoin and doom porn stories
22winmag - ZH refugee who just couldn't take the avalanche of damn-near-hourly Bitcoin and doom porn stories
  Iconoclast421
December 22, 2017 11:34 pm

Shirt falling down and holding a Starbucks(tm).

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 22, 2017 8:43 pm
EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 22, 2017 8:46 pm
EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 22, 2017 8:50 pm
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 22, 2017 9:24 pm

If he was born today, he would be crucified before his teaching ever got started, by the same folks who claim to be his “true believers.” Nothing pisses folks off like someone with principles who is willing to live them, stand for them, and die for them.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  MrLiberty
December 22, 2017 9:32 pm

Bullshit, Mr. Libertine, the bible tells us folks are ready and willing to believe the first joker to come down the pike calling himself Jesus, which is why we have folks worshiping the God Emperor, the Golden Golem in the White House. The reason Jesus was crucified is the people back then were of a faith, we don’t have that now, we have a bunch of heathens collectively called ‘Muricans. What other trite gems of wisdom have you got?

rhs jr
rhs jr
December 22, 2017 10:29 pm

The Controlled Media would slander and lie about Him; the Jews, Muslims and Illuminati would organize mobs to protest Him and murder Him; we would rise from the dead and the World would be able to get much closer to the whole Truth.

EL Coyote who has a special request of idiots who post long monikers long after we get it, you had a complaint that festered and turned into a grudge
EL Coyote who has a special request of idiots who post long monikers long after we get it, you had a complaint that festered and turned into a grudge
December 23, 2017 12:08 am

Please shorten your moniker! Two words should be enough!

BL
BL
December 23, 2017 12:36 am

EC- Did Yoebbels suggest that AH was the second coming or am I having a nightmare?

Mental illness is rampant in the community. I/S has gone nuclear on me in the last week or so because he believes me to be a newb named Andrea. Is this why you two do not speak? Did the Servant go whacky on you too? You just can’t make this shit up, unfukkinbelievable.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  BL
December 23, 2017 12:56 am

Yes, you got that right: uni-nut was actually Jesus come back to Earth. Also Jews are Christians. Or was it Christians are Jews? Fuck, I don’t know.

Remember the other night when Yo accused me of doxxing? Fucker tried to get get me banned. Failed, like everything else he tries though.

BL
BL
  Rdawg
December 23, 2017 1:05 am

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K Dawg. You can only gift wrap a turd so many times before everyone finally smells the stink. (That was not aimed at Yoebbels). The scotch tape ran out and they had to roll in the Qballz. Damn strange, and not that entertaining.

rhs
rhs
  Rdawg
December 24, 2017 3:17 pm

Not tried, just warned you.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  BL
December 23, 2017 3:24 pm

Bea, he suggested it in pics one time, he finally admitted on another occasion that he was a Hitlerite and today he clearly stated that Hitler is Jesus. When your brother takes these careful steps to prepare you, by the time he comes home with his boyfriend, you have already accepted the situation. If YoBo had not laid down the groundwork, we might have blown a gasket today. Instead, everybody sees YoBo walking around naked and we all assume it’s a just a dream.

That he posted an article on a naked woman is symbolic of his desire to come out of the closet. He posted a modern-day Eve in various poses much like Adam (the first Hitler) knew her. Perhaps he imagines himself in those same poses or maybe like the “Creepy Naked Man” in the Vatican Nativity .

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  BL
December 23, 2017 3:41 pm

I-S’ beef may have been related to the mistaken belief that me and bb were the same troll. bb hit him hard with his physical problems. He said he doesn’t like to waste time reading nonsense, like an engineer, he prefers nuts and bolts writing.

OTOH he likes to muse on the universe and the microverse. While not all of us are Ray Palmer, such things can also be understood by trolls theorizing on the nature of inner and outer space. I-S has no patience for theorizing. However, he is dedicating a lot of time to the pursuit of the truth in the 8chan world. He might butter it too much and finally flip his cracker just like the Yobe.

As for us not talking, Suzanna wondered if we are brothers since we have a similar outlook on current events, but I don’t do well in ass-kicking contests. I met a similar person once, a radio tech; sour, bitter and humorless, he had a sharp comeback for every good-natured jibe anybody might aim at him. He didn’t seem to need friends and had no interest in being one to anybody.

I said this before, in reference to my co-worker, why would you want to be friends with a porcupine?