Fairy Tale

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

Am I imagining that Oprah Winfrey launched her presidential campaign last night at the Golden Globes Awards? Well, why not? Unlike the Golden Golem of Greatness, skulking fiery and furious in his lonesome White House tweet chamber, Americans of all identity persuasions love Oprah. Unlike the president, who attained “stable [for now] genius” status without ever reading a book, Oprah displays real curiosity about this vexing and wondrous world, and an eagerness to engage with it. Unlike the maestro of the janky Trump brand, with his penchant for serial bankruptcy and stiffing the help, Oprah appears capable of running a business empire.

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Let’s face it: the Democratic Party has no other figure of gravitas on the bench. Everybody trusts Oprah, probably even more than the erstwhile Barack Obama, with his dogged allegiance to Wall Street and his fifty percent taint of innate white male cis-hetero patriarchical depravity. Oprah might be the Democratic Party’s last best hope before it collapses into the mausoleum of US political history, where the Whigs, Free Soilers, and Anti-Federalists lie a’moldering.

Politics in this land has failed in its effort to become show business, while show business is succeeding wildly in its attempt to replace politics. All Washington can produce these days is a succession of tedious irresolvable soap operas. Hollywood is enacting a grand moral drama of clear-cut heroines and villains, victims and oppressors, sticking to archetypal story-line of our lifetime: the campaign for freedom, equality, and decency. Show business loves the desert sunshine; politics is mired in the Potomac swamp. Oprah even has better hair than the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Oprah herself is an object lesson in the social and political themes that America dares not talk about: a person of humble origins who succeeded wildly in American life by signing onto a once-sturdy and now-fading common culture. In fact, Oprah probably embodies all that remains of American common culture, and the multitudes adore her for it. They are reassured to know that the binding verities still exist. She moves in a realm where blackness and whiteness are emphatically irrelevant — which is surely a relief to people of good will who are sick of race-hustling from all quarters. Though she has credibly acted plenty of sharecropper roles in the movies, Oprah speaks English beautifully and doesn’t apologize for moving up from the ghetto patois of her rough childhood. She may not write all her own material — such as Sunday’s Golden Globes speech that may live on like MLK’s I Have a Dream oration — but she delivers her message with conviction. And who knows, maybe she did compose all or part of it.

One upshot of this is that Oprah might be capable of squaring the circle of America’s black-white racial quandary, which Mr. Obama could not accomplish: namely, restoring the idea that we have more in common as countrymen (countrypersons?) than the artificial barriers of the cultural Marxists falsely insinuate; that skin color, ethnic origin, religious order, and gender do not define adequately what we can be in the world, and maybe we would be better off putting those things aside and just work earnestly to bring out the best in ourselves without excuses..

This country is dying to put its house order. I daresay this is true of the great majority including the immiserated flyover folks who got snookered by Mr. Trump, and the big city hipsters who are coming into their years of power in the awful dimming of American prospects, and maybe even some of the suits in the corporate C-suits who still possess tattered memories of high school civics. I’m not promoting Oprah for president, but just you watch: somebody will. It is going to happen. The country faces enormous problems and predicaments, and the one-man soap opera at the center of it all is doing nothing but sucking all of the oxygen out of the room, leaving everybody else to choke and strangle.

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Sam I Am
Sam I Am
January 8, 2018 10:33 am

Yeah, I really want the woman who timidly sucked up to Madonna on live TV as President.
Kunstler really needs to get the stick out of his rear about Trump.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  Sam I Am
January 8, 2018 1:48 pm

(((Kunstler))) can’t deal with the real issues, which are immigration, financial collapse, militarized police, and an insane Deep State. So he vents his dislike for Trump, who has been accomplishing a few things despite the ongoing coup attempt against him. My tolerance for Kunstler’s not very well concealed hatred for the goyim has run out….

R ODOM
R ODOM
January 8, 2018 10:35 am

Jim Kunstler, YOUR POST READS LIKE A BUNCH OF LIBERALS ON DOPE GAVE YOU SOME TALKING POINTS AND SAID WRITE SOMETHING.

JIM YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR MEDS, AND RETHINK YOUR POST
LET ME GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS ON WHATS GOING ON IN THE COMMUNITIES OF THE US
1) WE HAD A BLACK PRESIDENT…WE ARE NOT READY TO TRY ANOTHER ONE
2) LOOK AT THE MESS THE LAST WOMAN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT LEFT US…WE ARE
NOT INTERESTED IN ANOTHER WOMAN AT THIS TIME
3) THIS IS A WOMAN THAT GIVES CARS AWAY TO HER AUDIENCE, CAN YOU IMAGINE
WHAT SHE WILL BE GIVING AWAY WITH THE TREASURY OF THE U S BEHIND HER
4) REREAD LINE 3…TAKE YOUR MEDS

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  R ODOM
January 8, 2018 10:38 am

Fuck yeah! That was enthusiastic as shit!

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  R ODOM
January 8, 2018 1:50 pm

I’m not sure there are any meds strong enough to deal with his Ashkenazi gene programming to hate the goyim….

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 8, 2018 10:49 am

The US hasn’t elected a childless president since Harding in 1920. (He’d actually sired a child with his mistress, but that wasn’t known.) Even Bill and Hillary knew that political expediency required that she get knocked up by Webb Hubbell, since no better-looking man would do it. Whether the Dems nominate Orca or Kamala Harris, having no genetic skin in the game will work against her.

Mark
Mark
  Iska Waran
January 8, 2018 1:33 pm

Iska,

Watch for an upcoming adoption!

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
January 8, 2018 11:07 am

Elect someone who appeals to people who watch daytime TV, are you nuts. (of course Trump had his evening show!) I was sick for over a week recently, would scan the daytime shows, they are completely divorced from reality. There was a woman who had a show that I thought was trans-gendered, come to find out from my wife, the person is a real biological woman – go figure.

Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
  Crawfisher
January 8, 2018 3:45 pm

You can’t prove that and neither can your wife.

BB
BB
January 8, 2018 11:13 am

Well for one thing she basically said Traditional white Americans who are see race as real and Objective Have got to die for the Greater good.She is also a damn lesbian or bi-fold sex thing or something like that.It will be joy watching her get her fat ass torn completely apart by Trump loyalist.

Sam I Am
Sam I Am
  BB
January 8, 2018 11:16 am

“It will be joy watching her get her fat ass torn completely apart by Trump loyalist.”

Or, in the off change that she might win, get her fat ass torn up by the deep state then she can honestly say #ME TOO.

Gayle
Gayle
January 8, 2018 11:15 am

Have we devolved to the point where presidential candidates must now be icons of popular culture?

Oprah is a perfect candidate for the Democrats. Who doesn’t love Oprah for her sensible disposition, sunny personality, empathy, wise counsel, moral sensibility, business acumen, and generosity? Her magazine regularly offers instructions on how to fulfill one’s potential, even if it requires a makeover of self-image and reassessment of long-held misperceptions of how the world works. Best of all, she’s a minority! And a woman! She could be the ultimate foil to the white men who have had access to the halls of power for far too long as they messed up the world.

Oprah will have to measure the same sacrifice that Trump did: giving up a charmed existence to enter the brutal environment of a presidential campaign. She will have to measure the possibility that the body politic will not respond with the same adulation as her TV audiences. She is not used to being the object of hostility nor the butt of mean jokes nor having her private life and history exposed. Like Trump, she is used to finding wild success in her chosen vocation, depending on keen instincts and bold moves and personal charm to garner enough money and power to build an empire.

Like Trump, she will assume that she can seamlessly transfer all her skills, experience, and acumen to the Executive branch. She will have an easier time of it than he did since she does not possess his natural abrasiveness nor trash-talking style. What she does not yet grasp is the power that will come against her good instincts. Wait until she tries to offer changes to improve the lot of those trapped in the ghettoes, or tries to reduce the meddling of the US in other nations, or tries to create a more equitable economic system. Then her life will become a little less jolly and she will be forced to reconsider her real abilities.

Ah well, if we must have Oprah, so be it. There is another black lady ambitious politician waiting in the wings, one I find truly scary, Senator Kamala Harris of California. I’ll take Oprah.

Centurion44
Centurion44
January 8, 2018 11:21 am

If we get saddle with the likes of Oprah, we are getting another Bathhouse Barry in drag. Trump actually built something, Oprah just was and is a TV personality. American voters: please don’t give us another negro wannabe.

Doug
Doug
January 8, 2018 11:40 am

Please, no more black presidents for 1000 years! They ruin everything, everywhere—Oprah included. They are virtually insane when it comes to political views. NEARLY every black “leader” would lead this country to disaster. There might be a few exceptions like Condeleeza Rice, but they are VERY few and far between. Oprah is as much a secret Communist as Obama!!! Disaster!!

http://gulfcoastcommentary.blogspot.com/2018/01/planet-of-apes-returns-to-south-africa.html

Doug
Doug
  Doug
January 8, 2018 1:03 pm

Condaleeza Rice might very well be a genius which is already extremely rare in the black population, but her logic is also intact—which is EXTREMELY rare. Apparently Obama measured well on standardized tests, but he is a brainwashed fool with little logic. So much for black intelligence! It’s damned near a myth!!

The black race is so incompetent and stupid that they long to be taken care of by a strong armed communist government, because they don’t have the competence, in general, to deal with the necessary freedom of capitalism. That’s why every black “leader” (idiots all) foolishly support Castro and Hugo Chavez!! But they refuse to learn the lesson of that mistake!! Typical of Leftists to learn all the WRONG lessons of history. It wouldn’t surprise me if Oprah wasn’t on that train too at some point.

starfcker
starfcker
  Doug
January 8, 2018 1:42 pm

Oh yeah, that Obama’s a regular genius. He went to Columbia and Harvard. Here’s 35 seconds that blows that up.

Ranchwoman
Ranchwoman
January 8, 2018 11:43 am

Kunstler is a partisan idiot. He is a class warrior against the poor. He believes in energy poverty. He believes poor people should freeze to death if it means the rich and the oh so much smarter enlightened ones like himself will great cleaner air and so forth. His hatred and disdain for the ‘least among us’ makes me want to vomit. I am sick of seeing his rants on Burning Platform. I am getting Really sick of his constant rants against Trump. I used to live in New York. Trump is a Queens street fighter. I am fine with it. At last, at long last, someone is fighting for us. Imperfectly. So what? He is fighting for secure national borders, just for example. He is helping Eight Million People forced to pay outrageous IRS fines because they could not afford health insurance. Those fines will stop in 2018, just for another example. He is ending the EPA’s war on business large and small and on farming large and small. (I am a farmer. The EPA hated my guts and I knew it.) Trump is telling the Swamp that enough is enough. He is surrounded by enemies who want to destroy him. And now comes Kunstler’s constant ranting.
If Kunstler thinks Oprah and her pals would give us a good White House, by all means let this damned fool be the first of all these moronic old white men and old white ladies – we nasty racists – take their cyanide. Let him lead by example. Let us not forget that it was Oprah who said she and her RICH, radical left wing pals are just going to have to wait for us to die off before things can get better. Who do you think she meant by ‘those old white people?’
She meant Kunstler. And me. And you.

Texas Patriot
Texas Patriot
  Ranchwoman
January 8, 2018 12:52 pm

I wish I could give you a thousand thumbs up. You are so spot on. Makers like you are what built the backbone of this country. I am tired of the takers who think they can do without the makers. Lefties, quit whining and get a job, raise a garden, do something productive!!! Again, thank you very much, Ranchwoman!!!!!!

Tim
Tim
January 8, 2018 11:50 am

I’m thankful that JHK was able to work the word “janky” into yet another column. Kudos!

Other than that, meh.

NopaleAnna
NopaleAnna
  Tim
January 8, 2018 3:54 pm

Glad somebody else caught the “janky” re-use. Kunster is the blogger’s equivalent to an old 8-track tape cartridge. Shove it into the Craig underdash player, and once all the songs have played, it just keeps repeating the same songs over again. The number of repeats it takes for you to notice this is a good indication of your perception (or blood alcohol) level.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
January 8, 2018 11:51 am

Greetings,

Oh, lets just let Hollywood think they’ve done something important other than play pretend. They’ve jumped the shark and like the NFL are finding themselves to be irrelevant.

Fiatman60
Fiatman60
January 8, 2018 12:16 pm

How about Whoopee?? She’s on “the View” everyday!!
/sarc off/

Grog
Grog
January 8, 2018 12:26 pm

I did not watch her speak on TV. I do not own a TeeVee (for almost 20 years now).

But, even if I did have a TV, Golden Globes Awards would not be watched. Like the Academy Awards, these little social events have the distinct appearance of self-serving, trite, celebrations of Ms. Johnson’s elementary class of the 1st grade ‘graduation’ exercise.

A more self-celebratory, brown-nosing, glad handing, brand naming, “A-lister’, incestuous grouping
would be difficult to find.

Upon viewing a few clips from the event from last night on the ‘news’ this morning it was obvious the the ‘victim mentality’, “I am woman, hear me roar…”, self-identity by gender, economic/social status,
skin color, etc, were on copious display.
“Johnny pulled my pigtail.”

The Bolsheviks are a tenacious lot.

It has been said “Washington is Hollywood for the ugly people.”
Maybe not so anymore.

That’s all we need now: the revolving door of gov/wall street, gov/corporatism, gov/military, military/corporatism, … you get the idea, ‘Gov’ now has a new player?

Gov/Entertainment nexus.

Perhaps the movie “Idiocracy” was the Cassandra nobody would hear?

Perhaps Mr. Kunstler will enjoy his fairy-tale while he tries to self diagnose his severe case of
Retro-Cranial Inversion.

PhotoGoblins
PhotoGoblins
January 8, 2018 12:37 pm

What? Funny! Friend of the Obamas and all of TV-Land, talk show host and diet queen “THE Oprah who moves in a realm where blackness and whiteness are emphatically irrelevant.” Who better to rule over “the immiserated flyover folks” than SHE who “has better hair” AND is Queen of her very own empire! Queen (“without the taint of innate white male cis-hetero patriarchical depravity”) President Oprah. LOL

anarchyst
anarchyst
January 8, 2018 12:44 pm

Oprah is a black supremacist who hates white people, despite owing her success to white people. One black moslem homosexual president was enough. A rabid black woman as president? Absolutely NOT!
Let’s remember her remark that for the world to be a better place, “old white people had to die”…

Not Sure
Not Sure
January 8, 2018 12:47 pm

Maybe in some kind of Trump way she may clean up the festering DNC. I am more focused on what the President is doing, but there is no greater stench from a political party like there is from the DNC.
Will she win? It all depends how Trump does during his term in office. If his accomplishments continue to rise, she won’t have a chance. But in a fourth turning, who knows what things will look like in three years.
One thing I know for sure, someone is trying to get a lock on the O’s campaign managers position and his initials are JK.

Rather Not
Rather Not
January 8, 2018 1:10 pm

Meme Magick:

Overlay Golden Globe pictures with:

“Wear Black if YOU KNEW!” or variants of that.

Rise Up
Rise Up
January 8, 2018 1:20 pm

KUNTsler’s mini-essays get worse by the week. This piece is clearly an endorsement of Oprah yet he claims at the end it is not. The incessant Trump-bashing is tiresome from him.

He should move to Europe and spend his days riding trains that he loves so much.

Stubb
Stubb
January 8, 2018 1:33 pm

She won’t run because, no balls.

rhs jr
rhs jr
January 8, 2018 1:46 pm

Deja vu! Trump is the Lefts new Joe McCarthy and Richard Nixon. Next years Rose Parade should feature the float of Queen Oprah with Barack Obama and statues of ML King and Mandela. That’d bring joy to the MSM, Hollywood and Jim Kunstler who can rave about Uncle Joe, Castro, and Chavez.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
January 8, 2018 1:54 pm

Quick summary–a demented post and anti-Trump screed by one of the usual (((suspects))), who has been conning his readers into thinking he is different from the rest of (((them))).

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 8, 2018 2:16 pm

As I was reading this I kept seeing Oprah crying. Well I’m not alone. As Rush Limbaugh said, “My theory is that Oprah is where she is ’cause she cries a lot.”

That means if she were to be POTUS we’d have at least 4 years of State Of The Union Addresses, Presidential Press Conferences, Presidential Interviews, and Presidential Whatevers to the public, beginning and ending like this:

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Llpoh
Llpoh
  Anonymous
January 8, 2018 4:13 pm

Can you imagine the ads that would be used against her? They would dredge up stuff from 20 years of TV. No way she runs. Tom Cruisejumping on the couch, etc., would do her in.

TJF
TJF
January 8, 2018 3:24 pm

Does Kuntsler actually think Obama tried to mend the fences between the races? That man spent 8 years separating the races, instilling hate and trying to be the spark to set the whole thing alight.

underfire
underfire
January 8, 2018 4:09 pm

It IS fascinating, maybe in a morbid way, watching one of the greatest nations to ever exist unravel.

Llpoh
Llpoh
January 8, 2018 4:10 pm

Can you imagine the cake bill for the White House if she gets elected?

But, hey, free cars for everyone! It will make Obamaphones look like petty cash.

Grog
Grog
  Llpoh
January 8, 2018 4:48 pm

So long as it’s not a MB E500.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Grog
January 8, 2018 5:50 pm

I saw what you did there. He’s been moderately MIA ever since the purchase.
Might be sleepin’ in it. All in fun, Herr.

Maggie
Maggie
  Anonymous
January 8, 2018 8:16 pm

Or doing other, unspeakable in civil company, things in it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Maggie
January 9, 2018 8:34 am

Giggling..ugh. Not a good visual to imagine, that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 8, 2018 4:23 pm

One can only imagine the diversity of her administration, and how many competent qualified older white male conservatives would be hired or retained. ZERO.
Detained would be more her preference for those.
-suds

robert
robert
January 8, 2018 8:38 pm

If Oprah were white, she’d be cleaning toilets.

David
David
January 8, 2018 9:48 pm

Does she believe in the constitution as written, and freedom vs communism/socialism, or even understand them. I suspect not but let’s find out.