Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
January 25, 2018 5:13 pm

I could get behind this! Bring ’em to my place and I’ll do it as a free public service. 🙂

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 25, 2018 6:37 pm

“Only capable of rolling eyes and texting” pretty much describes 80% of those under 25.

nkit
nkit
January 25, 2018 6:40 pm

That dang Onion News Network… she was already youthanized..

Robert Gore
Robert Gore
January 25, 2018 7:58 pm

I need to be euthanized. I didn’t get it until the end.

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
  Robert Gore
January 25, 2018 8:31 pm

Same here. Replace blogging for texting and it sums up my life in a dimensionless world. The 3D world is full of psychopathic fascists and murderers.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Andrea Iravani
January 25, 2018 8:34 pm

We’re not all psychopathic. Some of us are just good old fashioned serial killers.
Stop being so judgemental, we have feelings too, you know.

EL Coyotazo
EL Coyotazo
  Anonymous
January 25, 2018 9:28 pm

judgmental

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
  Anonymous
January 25, 2018 9:38 pm

Anon- Lol. Yeah. Axe murderers.

Hope@ZeroKelvin - Proud Deplorable of the NOT S**thole Nation
Hope@ZeroKelvin - Proud Deplorable of the NOT S**thole Nation
January 25, 2018 8:12 pm

Solyent Green comes to mind.

Grog
Grog

At least solyent green was supposed to taste good.