Today’s questions are inspired by an article today on The Daily Mail . My sole motivation is for us TBPers to get to know each other better — except for Maggie, who I know better than my own family members. The first three questions are women questions however, men with wives or girlfriends (i.e., you’re not a fag) are strongly encouraged to answer (assuming you are aware of what goes on with your wife’s/girlfriend’s hoo-hoo).
Q1: Do you (or your wife) sunbathe The Vagina? (If so, where and what time? Please be very specific.)
Q2: Do you (or your wife) sweeten up that stinky vagina by sticking sugar up there?
Q3: Do you (or your wife) wipe down that vulva several times a day?
Q4: To all … are you injecting hot coffee up your ass to cleanse yourself?
Q5: Do you have any other advice or secrets which you actually use to keep your stinkhole(s) smelling nice?
1)- Emmy-nominated actress Shailene Woodley said she sunbathes her vagina in an effort to stave off yeast infections.
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2)- Singer-songwriter Kandi Burruss recommended putting sugar in the vagina on a season three episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta to make it ‘sticky’ and ‘sweet’.
3)- Khloe Kardashian, the 33-year-old reality star shared a list of products for women to keep their ‘lady parts happy.’ On that list was wipes to keep the vulva, opening of the vagina, clean and prevent unpleasant odors.
4)- Actress Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website Goop recently posted a Beauty and Wellness detox guide that recommended the Implant-O-Rama System At Home Coffee Enema system, which is a device people used to inject hot coffee via the anus to cleanse their rectum, large intestines and liver.
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Let’s make America great again, by cleaning up one vagina and one anus at a time!!
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I think I am ‘first’, but I want to be ‘last’.
What would our mothers say?
Good grief. Are they just hawking their line of beauty/health products?
Back in the good ol’ days things were so much simpler. If it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone was the mantra. Sorry ladies….
This is much like plumbing. I want it to work, reliably, and be clean, but I don’t actually need or want to know all the details.
Anyone with 3 brain cells might think that tip #2 would lead to yeast infections.
More like Sweet Infections!
huh?
what was happening in that your America?
Stucky I heard 409 all purpose cleaner is a good choice .If not try old fashion Lysol. Don’t you worry ,will get your butthole clean.
Damn you beat me to the punch. I type too slow.
Just avoid Drano.
Bleach and ammonia would appear to work equally well.
Maybe they should try shoving tide pods up into their holes…
OK, so to keep the pool at the Y presentable you need a strategy.
First, you want it clean. Does anyone remember when Klinton’s surgeon general, Jocelyn Elders (definition of affirmative racism hire), advised young people to use windex on their genitals to keep them clean before sex? I remember it, but can’t find it online now.
Regardless, you need to disinfect that thing from time to time. Rubbing Alcohol kills everything. Use that and realize the sting is nature’s way of telling you “Hey, you defoliated everything- Charlie’s got nowhere to hide now!” Chamomile tea might settle you down while the fires are still raging.
Next, you need to work on the odor prevention. You could change your diet and watch what you eat, stay hydrated, drink cranberry juice to maintain acidity, and exercise regularly, but who has time?
Get New Car Scent from the full service car wash on Route 28 and just spray that shit all over down there. Who wants a test drive?
For fun you should only use all natural organic unbleached cane sugar. The cheap white stuff is too fine and just drizzles back out. Pancake syrup is good cuz’ it reminds people of good times. You might find Aunt Jemima even fits up there rather well for timely application.
For particularly bad smell, you can also get onion powder, garlic powder, dill, and Old Bay and put it up there to transform Low Tide into Low Country Boil. Festive!
Finally, don’t do enemas. They can actually be dangerous for you. I read once about a man in News of the Weird who died because for some reason he did multiple coffee enemas in one day. I suspect the caffeine and acid does you no favors on your most sensitive bits. What does work, in my opinion, is prunes. Lots of prunes. And dried fruit in general. LOTS of it. Eat dried prunes, figs, dates, and drink prune juice and/or SOME coffee, maybe add onions and beans into the mix, and you can expect to be riding the Bowel Express til’ there’s nothing left. Once you’ve mastered the timeline on Saturation Fiber Bombing, you can be ready for that special evening when someone decides you need an entire floor lamp in your rectum with no fear they’ll be encountering a southbound train in the tunnel.
With these handy tips, you can have folks in the pool or playing the back 9 with no problems. You’re welcome.
Hilarious.
Might as well kill this thread right now. What more can be said after that?
YUP!
Beans, beans the magical “fruit”…
Spoiler alert: IllbertS comment is truly disgusting.
Vinegar mixed with water is the best douche.
Won’t it smell like a salad down there? That’s no good.
There’s one junk food shit “meat” I still enjoy to this day …. Slim Jims …… if that lovely fragrance could be duplicated Down There, I would probably never come up for air.
Well it looks kind of like a salad.
But Lindsay Graham is the biggest douche.
When I was around 17 or 18 my parents allowed me to spend a summer at the beach with a few buddies, working on the boardwalk. We were living in 17 y/o male, squalor- in a small box apt. A living area with a sofa, fold-up and one small bed in a seperate 6×10 “bedroom” ( we alternated sleeping dibs but if anyone was going to get “lucky” they automatically got the little room with the normal bed.)
Anyhow–one of those boardwalk fries places where they drown the fries in vinegar and the aroma can be smelled for 3 blocks was across the street from our cube ( and just a block from the crabhouse I was working at–also full of vinegar and Old Bay Seasoning).
To this day I can’t eat or put my face even near anything that has a hint of strong vinegar—
Fresh out of the shower, that is the best time to give the wife the “extended version.”
If it smells like canned tuna
You shoulda 8 it soona
‘Taint it black or white
Pink is always a delight
Witch Hazel for both.
Donald Trump says Uranus is a shithole.
What ever happened to warm water and soap? Being married for over 20 years and witnessing 2 beautiful babies arrival thru a vag, I’m gonna have to pass on further comments.
Stucky, we will be in South Plainfield Sat morning, around 8, 1/27, at the All Seasons Sports Academy for the kids VB tournament. If you want to get some breakfast, my treat, I’ll be wearing A UCSD sweatshirt and surrounded by screaming girls.
I think breakfast sounds great!
Sheridan’s Diner is in downtown SP … about a mile or so from the sports complex. Or, you can come to the mansion and I’ll make breakfast. Really. It’s about 2 miles away. Your choice.
What time?
Ladies – if your old man is a mechanic – try spraying some WD-40 down there – he’s sure to go for it.
No, No, No. You want a penetrating oil!
All of those people are idiots and only idiots do what they do.
The societal reset is so very overdue…
When I was 17 I spent a summer on my own working for a National moving and storage company. My colored hired-help mates educated about Coke douches their girlfriends used to prevent pregnancy and disease. Shake it up an fizz in right up there. They took me the Silver Dollar Inn, the only bar in that section of town. They bought me a beer and introduced me to a very comely and attractive black girl my age. In the most innocent of ways, they were pimpin’ her. My black friend “Sundance” told me of a bar in New Orleans where he hooked up with a woman at a bar who proved to be a man when he fondled the goods.
“The Funky Cold Medina, Sheena was a Man”
[insert 1989 Tone loc rap video]
It was about that time I WAS drinking cold Medina. A Portuguese Rose Mateus served up by the mother of a TAC O6 to her son and select other brats. We didn’t call it funky but we did like it cold. We thought ourselves sophisticated to be imbibing European wine from the decorative flask shaped bottle with MEDINA boldly printed on the obverse labeling.
After all these years, Stucky has finally written a post with substance.
Dr. Sage strongly recommends Drano enemas and sandpaper wipers for all of these worthies. What lady-like creatures they are!
WORST THREAD EVER.
Define “worst”.
Define “worst”- The “Horse Fuckers” thread.
Were u around for the He Man wimmenhating masturbating confessional thread?
By the way, Stucky isn’t talking to me below… he’s talking to HSF I think.
You little pussified snowflake. Go find a safe space. Go stick you hand up your cow’s ass. Go choke one of your chickens. Whatever …. just go.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
I don’t have time to answer, I’m preparing a very serious white paper on how to remove navel fuzz and it’s causes.
Maybe later.
Are your panties too tight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRhy5kwkUho
Metallic Scent – you may have a robot ?
Don’t you have to be something of a contortionist to sniff your own? Or really unhygienic?
This thread is giving me headache.
I did not share this article with the sexy mulatta. However, she commented one day that her sister said she could smell and distinguish between ass, pit, coochie and even nuts. I shall have to cross my legs around her. Oh shit, I just tried it, I’m too fat to do it, crap!
I’m more of an iced-coffee guy.
everybody is really getting into this thread,aren’t they?
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
“Good morning ladies”…..
Her sister is Sofilthya Rottencrotch, graduated from FAMU.
No, no, no, no, and take a fucking shower.
All this talk about vaginas is making me hungry.
It’s very lo-cal. Eat as much as you want.
True story. Coworker was working on own auto over weekend. Set WD40 on rocker panel next to drivers seat. When he sat down most of the can discharged into his crotch without him knowing. When he realized what happened, he did nothing and assumed the spray would dry. As the day progressed, his crotch began to bother him. When he took off of his clothes the skin came with. Dick, balls, anus, all the tender pink skin was gone. Ended up in hospital for three days, then home on special sheets used for burns. When his two buds visited him in the hospital, they could do nothing but laugh, since he was spread eagled in traction. When I was told the tale by the two buds, they both laughed until the tears formed in their eyes. The WD is not an acronym for Wet Dick.
Stucky,
You’ve lost your ever loving mind.
Hmm…keep it clean ladies. Remember it looks like a taco and guys love taco’s . Just make sure the taco is free of HPV 16.
As to the coffee enema….didn’t work fro Steve McQueen .
The ladies listed in the post….have a combined IQ of 3..on a good day . Who the hell names their kid Apple !
Ladies???
NOT ONE FEMALE HAS WEIGHED IN ON THIS STINKIN’ TOPIC! NOT ONE!!!
I find this strange since this article was submitted with them in mind. As the actual owners of equipment which is odiferous, I would have expected some expert guidance. A chance to offer the rod of correction. For example, I’m thinking 409 doesn’t really work but,I need corroboration before I spray Ms Freud.
I guess us dudes here will just have to do it without them.
So…why are you jumping on my ass? You want my Nick to go all mafia on ur Lumberjack looking butt!
I had appointments with doctors completely unrelated to vajayjay aroma.
Now, having been called out not once, twice but three times by Herr Stuckmeister I can only tell you that some essential oils not only neutralize acidity and prevent odor but they also can stimulate pleasant tingling sensation in sensitive places.
I like Palo Santo or Vetiver.
I think that would be Vertivert.
Am I the only one who thinks Maggie is a Moran?
My gal suns her lady bits but only because she suns all of her bits seeing as we live in MOFN
For those of you who aren’t sailors,.. that is the Middle of Fuckin Nowhere.
And her peach tastes like, well,…. a peach.
Healthy diet = healthy peach.
I’ve seen it both ways. I think I may need to take a hiatus and attend a crash course or a coarse crash because in spite of having alligator turtle tough skin and a heart of stone when it comes to thumping bunnies, I’ve been Moran’d beyond what a nice gal with a clean as a whistle vertiver* scented lady bits should have to endure.
I’ll have to check, but I think my feeling may be hurt.
*vertivert is a musky oil similar to patchouli, but more subtle.
Apparently I’m attracting an angry mob.
Aw c’mon Maggie, I am not an angry mob, first of all.
Secondly, you do talk out your ass half the time (and the other half out of a bunny ass).
You ramble on with completely irrelevant details, I understand, the rabbits don’t give a shit what you say and somehow you expect us TBP’ers to give a shit about all the unsaid things that come pouring out of your unlistened to consciousness,..
We are all the same, nobody listens to us,…
Give us some meat ( rabbit in your case ) and spare us the details.
I know I am not a BIG Dog but, give us the meat, not the details. Nobody likes rabbit details.
~sorry to be so harsh
Some people love rabbit details. Harrumph.
Am actually minding p’s and q’s today. Nary a mention of a hare.
Jimmy, maybe you didn’t get the memo, there are no big dogs anymore.
I am minding my p’s and q’s today.
Oh yeah, this baby is going to 100 comments….
And, it dies a sudden and inexplicable death after I suggested someone put vetiver oil on their wife’s coochie.
How should folks make the suggestion to use the old lady’s crack as an incense holder?
Just don’t fart honey!
I would drink the coffee out of Pepper Pots butt
That was random and weird. Coffee Enemas are quite commonly promoted for colon health.
Why did you capitalize coffee enemas like you were trying to make a point of some sort?
Stuck – you were born without a gag reflex. Some things were just not meant to be discussed by men. Secret women’s business is one such. Men are meant to avert our eyes, and shuffle away while muttering to ourselves when such things are discussed. You are disrupting the natural order of things. It cannot end well.
Hi Maggie- I am old school, I believe the anus to be an exit NOT an entrance. I prefer my coffee very hot con leche and in a cup, not up my ass.
Well put and made me laugh. I am with you, Bea, however, when a dear friend had cancer, we tracked down all kinds of interesting natural cures that might make a difference. That is when I got interested in oils and visited an alternative health therapist whose treatment regimen included massage, myofascial tissue repair and tension release and some amazing abilities to feel tension in nerve bundles, or so she said. Her treatments were very effective and one of the “myofascial release” procedures she treated me with remains effective to this day, ten years or more later.
She suggested a series of cleansing procedures for anyone about to embark on a cancer treatment process, traditional or not. The digestive system is the healing system of the animal body. Getting all parts of that system moving cleanly with fresh filters is vital for getting rid of toxins intended to destroy the cancerous cells, whether those toxins are chemical or whether they are herbal and natural. The digestive system needs to be in the best shape it can be. Coffee enemas were a big part of the regimen for the whole body cleanse.
Maggie is such a freak. I had heard of a love potion called cafe de calzon, coffee filtered thru a used pair of panties. I suspect Maggies butt-chug coffee has a real kick to it.
It should not surprise you to discover I have fifty pounds of Green Brazillian Cerrado Coffee Beans in storage. I haven’t roasted any for quite a while, but it is time to get the Dutch oven fired up and roast some coffee beans. For drinking as a beverage. Primarily.
http://arcocoffee.com/green-unroasted-coffee?zenid=2731c972adbf990ce069a9326d4be68f
In my 23 years in the coffee business, the weirdos always told me they preferred the Peruvian coffee in their ass.
And just to one up you Maggie, I have 1500lbs of Marsellesa growing in my banana field.
And what happened to the Big Dogs anyway? I did miss the memo, although I have noticed lot of new little dogs yapping away here recently.
Stuck, is this article in honor of Vaginny Woolf’s B-day?
Stucky is proving a point to some of us. It has to do with “easy” topics and staying in the shallow end of the pool instead of jumping into vagina discussions headfirst with wild abandon like a lumberjack on a big blue ox. Boldly go where others fear to tread, you do indeed. But, as llpoh suggested, sometimes you go where there is a pretty damn good reason to NOT GO THERE. For example, you and your locker room pals guffawed and laughed about the cleaning of smelly genitalia, but when I mention some alternative cleansing, you all got a bit horrified at the idea of talking Vajayjay trash with someone who has one and probably knows how to use it.
You don’t want to go there, as LLPOH suggested. But MOSTLY? You really don’t want to lead ME there. If that asshole who insulted me for rambling on incessantly thinks he’s seen me ramble, just turn me loose on a taboo topic like vaginal hygiene and we’ll see how quickly I can generate complaints to Admin that Maggie Maggoo is discussion wimmenz issues and when she says issue, she means as in issues forth. Bleh. So, yeah… maybe there are some bold topics into which we just should not go.
Maggita, I had read in one place that real men would hang out at the cathouse but abstain from the cold cuts. Then, in One Hundred Years of Solitude we learn the old coots played cards there because they were unarmed. Then you get old yourself and you realize Marquez’ writng isn’t so profound, it’s just the old man woke up to the fact that women are a highly developed race of cats. They don’t really give a shit about men, they just use them. So then men react by abstaining from the cold cuts, the cold ass bitches.
Women have always lied to me and tried to tell me to trust them, fuck that. I guess that makes me the anti-Iravani.
https://youtu.be/nVVkiT2SHl4
Herr Schtuck,
Good to see you re-engage, Maverick, after a short time away.
Upon first starting to read this post, I thought: Wow.
But then when you cited the celeb examples, I though, this is right up your alley.
(pun intended)
I shall try to give Gil-bear a run for his money, with a bonus reprise from a month ago.
Q1: No, me gal-pal overheats if sunbathing, and the camel toe has never seen Coppertone.
Q2: No sugar to stand beside me, no sugar tonight; not me. (RiNS, cue the Guess Who)
I’ve been calling her Sweetie for years, but sugar cubes only drop into a cup of coffee or tea.
Q3: I’d like to think she wipes ‘er down at least once a day while showering, but now that I think about it, there is a water jet shower head at the end of a hose. Hmmmm….
Maybe I’ve been replaced with a poor man’s bedet, or however the French spell it.
Q4: Ahh, no liquids, or anything else goes into an exit route. Hers or mine. In fact, I have the indignity of violation with an annual physical every year or 2 to check the ol’ prostate, and I plead with the Doc to use the smallest finger on his hand for that inspection. Them damn Latex gloves GRAB tissue and pull, so the stink star gets more than a bit uncomfy.
My former Dr. lost me as a patient when during the same exam, I asked him where I should put my pants. “Over in the corner, next to mine” was not what expected to hear.
Gave me a whole new meaning to haul ass from his examination room.
Q5: Advice or secrets to keep the flappers and gateway clean and fresh? “MYOB” she’d say.
‘poh is correct. Some topics are left alone. If an attempt to discuss was initiated, my guess
is she’d say way more than just these 2 words in defense: “Schwetty Balls”
Lil’ Guy Restless and the twins need scrubbin quite regularly, especially in the warmer months. Helps, too, to clear the jungle with a bit of manscaping every so often. Carefully.
a reprise from a month ago…
A modified version of A Merry Fur Pie, with apologies to D. McLean.
A long, long, time ago.
I can still remember how them Levi’s used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, that I could get inside those pants, and,
Maybe she’d stay horny, for a while.
But tuna fish is made me shiver.
I caught that smell and I began to quiver.
So, hand jobs on the doorstep.
I couldn’t take that last step.
I can’t remember if I cried when I felt that vapor hit my eyes.
But I got nauseous all inside, the day, I almost died.
So, bye bye my merry fur pie.
I drove my Chevy to the drive-in just to tickle your thigh.
Them odors down low are makin’ me cry,
Singin’ this’ll be the day, that I die….This’ll be the day that I die.
Did you write the Joy of Sex, and do you enjoy and eat Tex Mex?
If Cosmopolitan tells you so?
Ahh, do you believe in a fresh hygiene?
Can Summers Eve kill a smell so mean?
And can ya teach me how screw reaaal sslllooooowwww?
Well I know that you’re in love with him,
Cuz I saw ya’s bangin’ in the gym.
He made you crack a smile, and then he did you doggie style.
I was a lonely teen age ignorant phock,
With a 3 inch tool no girlie would shuck.
But I knew I was outta luck the day…
I almost died.
I started wheezin’
Bye, bye….
You get 100 cases of Vag Anti Stink Spray for reposting the American Pie parody …. a magnificent work of art!!!
Also, a additional 50 cases for being the ONLY one to answer the Five Questions. May sweet smelling hoohoos follow you for the rest of your life.
I took a 5 day break because I am NOT s conspiracy guy. The fucken contrail thread wore me out and pissed me off. As did (does) the Q discussions … as if that’s a real person. Q says this. Q says that. Blah blah fuckity blah. I needed a break.
Just as a side comment, those Kartrashians are making a killing selling these stupid ideas to young, impressionable women. They have the advantage that they have less shame than Herr Stuck. Regular women’s products can’t compete on their level which is the gutter. They promoted the Brazilian wax job and anal bleaching. Of course, they call their advertorial a ‘reality show’.
Women are stoopid! Maybe Pepper Potts doesn’t know you can’t pump coffee up your ass to rinse out your organs like a car wash wand; it doesn’t work that way. Pepper and all the gals cited above are so full of it, they could use a high colonic. Really, they should be arrested for dispensing medical advice without a license. Stoopid bitches.
You’re absolutely correct.
Folks may think I’m just kidding, but I posted this shit for a reason … dumbfuk women are REALLY buying into this BULLSHIT that these fucken Hollywood whores are selling.
It truly is disgusting, and dangerous.
I pray that by providing this service that I may have saved a vaginny or two from unnecessary pain and suffering.
Stucky, sometimes I worry about you and your mental health, but not for long, I’ll admit. Perhaps, worry is too strong of a word in this case. More like marvel, I suppose.
I cooked a very, very large hen tonight. Thought about you, and if you were here, I would have given you the heart, liver, gizzard and neck . That is a case of being held in high esteem.. very high esteem… This gizzard is for you…On second thought, I would save the neck for Francis..
Not to worry. My mental health is fine. As stated above, I’m just trying to Save Pussies. There is no work more noble that a man can do.
Thank you for the gizzards! I’ll actually be making chicken soup tomorrow. Really. We both caught a mild case of the flu this past week, and we need a shot of that Jewish penicillin.
Your a stable genius. Get well soon! I mean from the flu.
That reminds me. A while back, you posted your success in the kitchen with a recipe for the ultimate hash browns. You remember what post / thread that was on? Or, can you recap your instructions here again? Mine always turn to mush.
If interested, I can relay 1 version of chicken zoup from a dear Polish lady that is lights out.
But, I get specific with the ingredients and instructions, so it’s rather long.
She also gave me a mean tomato-beef-barley, and the latest is a potato-dill pickle zoupa.
Bone broth is seen by some as being beneficial to health. Something about the marrow and cartilage leeching out and into the broth is supposed to help. I read sometime back that gelatin you can buy at the market originates from calves hooves.
For a base liquid, a chef advised using off the shelf liquid STOCK, for enhanced flavor, as opposed to just water, or off the shelf broth. Swanson is but 1 brand, unless you’re doing it all from scratch.
I second EC’s well wishes. Get better. For your health.
I just this morning made THE BEST HASH BROWNS that I EVER made in my decades long learning to cook experiment. My brain has been re-wired, and I shall share my joy.
It’s easy, but the elapsed time means you have to plan.
The Day Before.
1. Pick the right potato. Those red and yellow ones have too much water. Choose a russet.
2. Peel, then grate using the largest holes on a box grater.
3. Wash grated tators in cold water for 2 minutes or so. Very important. You will see the water get cloudy. That’s the starch. That’s good. Wash a second time, or until water is no longer cloudy.
4. Dry throughly. VERY important! I placed them in a dish towel and squeezed out as much water as possible. Still wet though. I had preheated the oven to 450 degrees. Then turned it off. Then spread the tators on a cookie sheet, and stuck them in the oven overnight. Totally dry this morning.
THE NEXT DAY
5. Use the right oil. I used a “coconut spread” (4 oz) from Simply Nature. Mostly virgin coconut oil, blended with non-GMO sunflower and palm oil. Alternatively, use one stick of butter (4 oz). Do not use any other oil. Heat it on high just as it reaches the smoke point. Turn the heat down to medium high. (Too high and you’ll burn the tators. Too low and they won’t be as crispy. 4 oz was just right for 4 medium sized russets.)
6. Spread the tators evenly in the pan.
7. Leave it the fuck alone for 8 – 10 minutes! Extremely important not to fuck with it!! Use a fork to lift up a small section. If it’s not brown, don’t fuck with it, let it keep frying until it’s the color you like. Flip it over. That side will only need to be fried a couple minutes.
Result? BEST damned hash browns you’ll ever have. In fact, Ms Freud was pissed that I used only 4 potatoes! lol
Way to go, man. Kudos.
You have to trust me on this- nothing makes a better hash brown than beef tallow- rendered beef fat. There’s a flavor that can’t be equaled with coconuts.
I’ve had a huge pot of beef bones slow cooking all night long to make bone broth and tonight we’ll be cooking down a dozen big onions to make French Onion Soup.
There’s nothing like the flavors you get from food you’ve put time into that comes from a good source.
I do trust you, and believe you.
I just don’t know where to get a high quality tallow. Maybe Whole Foods? (We do not order stuff over the internet.)
Hanks Stcuky!
I am gonna try that on weekend! Cheers!
Maggie is circling, ready to swoop in and grab the brass ring or the gold ring.
Not circling today. On hiatus.
No, no no! Not today.
https://youtu.be/NO6n-aT3Fhg
#4, huge favorite of Mahatma Ghandi
In keeping with this threads’ concern with oils, foods, edibles(?) of various kinds, this old mans’ bad memory coughed up a hairball from the past : “News Flash: Colonel Sanders preparing to enter the market with new feminine douche–a mixture of honey, alum and chicken fat–‘Sweeter for the eater,tighter for the peter, and finger-licken good”.
From vaginal maintenance to hash browns. Only at TBP!