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Miles Long
Miles Long
January 31, 2018 12:58 pm

You promised you wouldn’t do that. Where can I spit this out?

Persnickety
Persnickety
  Miles Long
January 31, 2018 3:54 pm

“This reminds me of what Slick Willy left in my mouth.”

andrew
andrew
  Miles Long
February 1, 2018 3:58 pm

When they say that I am the best help for the republican party, it makes me want to puke.

Fritz
Fritz
January 31, 2018 12:58 pm

“That cud gets stuck in my teeth.”

Dutchman
Dutchman
  Fritz
January 31, 2018 2:05 pm

He told me it was good for my complexion and would whiten my teeth.

Art
Art
January 31, 2018 12:59 pm

I should have swallowed.

Texas Patriot
Texas Patriot
January 31, 2018 12:59 pm

Darn, I have a $1000 crumb stuck under my dentures!!!!

Centurion44
Centurion44
January 31, 2018 1:00 pm

Oh Shit! I kissed a Republican!

Tageman
Tageman
January 31, 2018 1:01 pm

Where can I spit this semen out?

Blue
Blue
January 31, 2018 1:01 pm

That wasn’t a Hershey kiss.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 31, 2018 1:06 pm

“Mmm. Uh oh. Belch just brought up some bile. Damn him!”

Steve C.
Steve C.
January 31, 2018 1:11 pm

Boy is Chuckie’s dick sour…

angus
angus
January 31, 2018 1:15 pm

A SNAKE can dislocate it’s jaw to swallow prey

Ron
Ron
January 31, 2018 1:21 pm

“If that memo comes out, I may be eating crumbs!”

Stucky
Stucky
January 31, 2018 1:24 pm

“I wonder if Stucky will let me give him a gum job?”

Stucky
Stucky
  Stucky
January 31, 2018 1:26 pm

Sure, why not …. if you don’t mind if I put four bags over your face.

Hope@ZeroKelvin - Proud Deplorable of the NOT S**thole Nation
Hope@ZeroKelvin - Proud Deplorable of the NOT S**thole Nation
January 31, 2018 1:26 pm

The face you make when you realize you have pooped in your diaper on national television.

Jaz
Jaz
January 31, 2018 1:27 pm

I still have a piece of that steak that we had to celebrate the shutdown, stuck in my teeth.

Edwitness
Edwitness
January 31, 2018 1:27 pm

“That’s where those marbles went that keep dropping out of my head.”
LOL
Blessings:-}

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 31, 2018 1:50 pm

“A bone? In spooey?”

Wip
Wip
January 31, 2018 1:56 pm

“Damn, the last one of Obama’s pubic hairs is a bitch to get out of my teeth”.

Bigfoot loves cryptos
Bigfoot loves cryptos
January 31, 2018 1:57 pm

Next, is my impression of an asshole.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
January 31, 2018 1:57 pm

Monica said Bill leaves a sour taste in your mouth….the Bitch was right . Where’s the spittoon ?

steree99
steree99
January 31, 2018 2:05 pm

Damn, that crap in my brain keeps seeping into my mouth and now I have to swallow… again.

carola44
carola44
January 31, 2018 2:22 pm

“…Dammm…did I put them in or not…?

Alpha
Alpha
January 31, 2018 2:33 pm

“Horse walks into a bar…”

Raven
Raven
January 31, 2018 2:33 pm

Those Tide pods………aren’t so bad.

doug
doug
January 31, 2018 3:12 pm

Need a new set…

Stubb
Stubb
January 31, 2018 3:15 pm

“Mickey broke up with me! He said I was fucking Goofy!”

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jamesthedeplorablewanderer
jamesthedeplorablewanderer
January 31, 2018 3:33 pm
jamesthedeplorablewanderer
jamesthedeplorablewanderer
January 31, 2018 3:37 pm

( … static hiss …)

Bossmech
Bossmech
January 31, 2018 4:20 pm

Short and curly in my craw
Can’t use my tongue to get it from my jaw
Too many people here to use my paw…………

Stucky
Stucky
January 31, 2018 4:32 pm

That wrinkled old cunt is really laying into Trump today … saying it’s so sad that Trump’s speech had absolutely no vision.

She lives in an alternate universe devoid of reality. Just making up shit, literally. Yeah, I could pull THAT trigger.

Steve C.
Steve C.
  Stucky
January 31, 2018 4:47 pm

She’ll look better in prison orange…

Maggie
Maggie
  Stucky
January 31, 2018 5:47 pm

See? Once you really start thinking about it, the possibilities are there.

AC
AC
January 31, 2018 4:41 pm

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Cynicles
Cynicles
  AC
February 1, 2018 12:11 am

Chewing on her bitterness.

time4teeth
time4teeth
January 31, 2018 5:05 pm

Oromandibular Dystonia

“In some people, previous treatment with medicines that work by blocking the chemical dopamine in the brain (which can be used to treat a variety of conditions including nausea, vertigo or anxiety as well as psychiatric conditions such as schizophrenia and depression) can be the cause of oromandibular dystonia. Such people may also be affected by dystonia elsewhere in the body, and the condition typically comes on after treatment with such drugs. Another name for dystonia
caused in this way is tardive dystonia.
http://www.dystonia.org.uk/index.php/about-dystonia/types-of-dystonia/mouth-or-tongue-dystonia

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
January 31, 2018 5:16 pm

This is my King Tut Mummy expression.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 31, 2018 5:35 pm

“Feels like that hemorrhoid is acting up again.”

Dan
Dan
January 31, 2018 5:58 pm

I have to pass the bilge so that you can find out what is in it.

ROCKETMAN
ROCKETMAN
January 31, 2018 7:03 pm

is that a piece of corn from my turd sandwich?

Everything is Terrible
Everything is Terrible
January 31, 2018 7:20 pm

The lutefisk was a mistake

pauncho
pauncho
January 31, 2018 8:18 pm

“wait a minute……… I’m sucking on my pessary. Where the hell’s my doughnut?”

timinillinois
timinillinois
January 31, 2018 8:50 pm

swallow or spit, swallow or spit…

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
January 31, 2018 9:02 pm

I know I said I’d swallow, but I gotta spit this out on your stomach. Or did I say that, I can’t really remember anything I said. Hope you gotta towel handy.

Yeeeeowww!!!

Mark
Mark
January 31, 2018 9:02 pm

Ut-oh…that cherry on top of Trump’s Continuing Resolution Doggie Doo pile…wasn’t a cherry!!!

Dracula
Dracula
January 31, 2018 9:23 pm

I support Retroactive Abortion in her case.

Mustang
Mustang
January 31, 2018 10:15 pm

“Dang, I think I just broke a tooth!!!”

dave rieck
dave rieck
February 1, 2018 8:09 pm

What a snake looks like finishing its dinner