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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 2, 2018 3:54 pm

The “Name Here” one is only going to give some african-american folks an idea for a child’s name….you know that right?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  MrLiberty
February 2, 2018 5:53 pm

N’ame He-re.

AC
AC
  Iska Waran
February 2, 2018 7:18 pm

Nothing is beating La-a (pronounced LaDasha).

Martin brundlefly
Martin brundlefly
  AC
February 3, 2018 8:17 am

True story. Twins. Boy girl at millard filmore. Names:femalea and maleb. Mother was surprised but happy the hospital named her twins. Female A. Male B. Femalea. Maleb. Guess the race.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Martin brundlefly
February 3, 2018 10:24 pm

So they served lemon and orange Jello that morning and mom named her twins Lemonjello and Orangejello (emphasis on the 2nd syllables, true story)

nkit
nkit
February 2, 2018 4:51 pm

Being that it’s groundhog day and BB and little bb like the animal gifs, we’ll do some of those.

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Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  nkit
February 2, 2018 9:05 pm

Mmmm.. bacon.

nkit
nkit
  Chubby Bubbles
February 2, 2018 11:16 pm

Preppin’

nkit
nkit
February 2, 2018 4:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 2, 2018 4:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 2, 2018 4:53 pm

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Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  nkit
February 2, 2018 9:09 pm

That’s a really unwise position to be in w/r/t any dog. Maintain a dominant posture or forget about obedience.

Rdawg the fascist
Rdawg the fascist
  Chubby Bubbles
February 2, 2018 11:20 pm

True dat; I tell my wife that all the time. She thinks it’s cute to let the dog lay on her. Also I tell her to never let the dog come in the door first.

She never listens. Our dogs rule this fuckin’ place…unless I’m home.

nkit
nkit
February 2, 2018 4:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 2, 2018 4:58 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 2, 2018 5:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 2, 2018 5:04 pm

Irish Chickenhound

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nkit
nkit
February 2, 2018 5:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 2, 2018 5:09 pm

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nkit
February 2, 2018 5:10 pm

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nkit
February 2, 2018 5:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 2, 2018 5:18 pm

and last, but not least, a more feral creature

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hugely
hugely
February 2, 2018 5:37 pm

Excellent,
thanks for all the GIFs.

Enjoyed it, huge-ly.

Cricket
Cricket
February 2, 2018 8:06 pm

That matchbook trick looks like a win to me. 🙂

TC
TC
February 2, 2018 8:17 pm

I thought for sure there’d be a chart of the Dow Jones today.

RiNS
RiNS
February 2, 2018 10:30 pm
Rdawg the fascist
Rdawg the fascist
  RiNS
February 2, 2018 10:36 pm

Rob,

Someone on She Who Must Not be Named’s Blog has been fucking with her.

She thinks it might be you:

The Governments Have Placed All Information About Their Activities In PDF Form Since the Spring of 2017

Pay special attention to her last response. You can’t make this shit up.

Sorry to all for posting the link to it’s blog. I’ll try not to do it again.

Peace,

Rdawg der faschist

Hiam A. Pawllead.
Hiam A. Pawllead.
  Rdawg the fascist
February 3, 2018 1:58 am

Aint RiNS responsible. He be a Canuck. Dem boys are too nice!

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Still that info about the tracking device and stealing her eggs gotta rank as one of the crazyiest fucken things ever written. You folks best get over dare and visit…

Hiam (Billa’s step-cousin from Wawa)

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
  Rdawg the fascist
February 3, 2018 8:38 pm

Rdawg,
Medical samples are one of Wisconsin’s largest exports to Canada.

Predicting your unwise ass remark, who would want your eggs you stupid cunt?! My reply is bananas are the most popular fruit and blue is the most popular color. That does not mean that grocery stores should limit their fruit section to bananas and that paint stores should only sell blue paint.

I realize that it is nearly impossible for a narscistic asshole like you to believe that everyone doesn’t think like you do or place nearly as much importance in your opinion as you do.

The Medical Mafia, Eugenics, and the Silent Civil War

The Medical Mafia, Eugenics, and the Silent Civil War

Rdawg the narcissistic fascist
Rdawg the narcissistic fascist
  Andrea Iravani
February 3, 2018 9:12 pm

You don’t even understand the definition of the words you use. Fascist. Narcissist. They’re just insults you lash out with if somebody challenges you or otherwise disagrees with you.

Nobody has wasted resources implanting an RFID device in an insane woman.

Nobody has wasted resources stealing eggs from an insane woman.

Human eggs would be stolen – if that was a thing – from the fittest among us. Not the insane, paranoid, and psychotic among us; it makes no sense.

nkit
nkit
  Rdawg the narcissistic fascist
February 3, 2018 9:16 pm

Nothing worse than a rotten egg…This is getting a bit ugly…

Andrea Iravani
Andrea Iravani
  Rdawg the narcissistic fascist
February 3, 2018 10:51 pm

Rdawg- I know precisely what a narcisist and a fascist are. Prove that nobody did steal my eggs, or shut the fuck up.

Facism from Wikipedia:
Fascism /ˈfæʃɪzəm/ is a form of radical authoritarian nationalism,[1][2] characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition and control of industry and commerce[3] that came to prominence in early 20th-century Europe.[4] The first fascist movements emerged in Italy during World War I before it spread to other European countries.[4] Opposed to liberalism, Marxism and anarchism, fascism is usually placed on the far-right within the traditional left–right spectrum.[5][6][7][4][8][9]

Fascists saw World War I as a revolution that brought massive changes to the nature of war, society, the state and technology. The advent of total war and the total mass mobilization of society had broken down the distinction between civilians and combatants. A “military citizenship” arose in which all citizens were involved with the military in some manner during the war.[10][11] The war had resulted in the rise of a powerful state capable of mobilizing millions of people to serve on the front lines and providing economic production and logistics to support them, as well as having unprecedented authority to intervene in the lives of citizens.[10][11]

Fascists believe that liberal democracy is obsolete and they regard the complete mobilization of society under a totalitarianone-party state as necessary to prepare a nation for armed conflict and to respond effectively to economic difficulties.[12] Such a state is led by a strong leader—such as a dictator and a martial government composed of the members of the governing fascist party—to forge national unity and maintain a stable and orderly society.[12] Fascism rejects assertions that violence is automatically negative in nature and views political violence, war and imperialism as means that can achieve national rejuvenation.[13][14][15][16]Fascists advocate a mixed economy, with the principal goal of achieving autarky through protectionist and interventionist economic policies.[17]

Since the end of World War II in 1945, few parties have openly described themselves as fascist and the term is instead now usually used pejoratively by political opponents. The descriptions neo-fascist or post-fascist are sometimes applied more formally to describe parties of the far-right with ideologies similar to, or rooted in, 20th century fascist movements.[4][18]

Narcissism from Wikipedia:
A 2012 book on power-hungry narcissists suggests that narcissists typically display most, and sometimes all, of the following traits:[7]

An obvious self-focus in interpersonal exchangesProblems in sustaining satisfying relationshipsA lack of psychological awareness (see insight in psychology and psychiatry, egosyntonic)Difficulty with empathyProblems distinguishing the self from others (see personal boundaries)Hypersensitivity to any insults or imagined insults (see criticism and narcissists, narcissistic rage and narcissistic injury)Vulnerability to shame rather than guiltHaughty body languageFlattery towards people who admire and affirm them (narcissistic supply)Detesting those who do not admire them (narcissistic abuse)Using other people without considering the cost of doing soPretending to be more important than they actually areBragging (subtly but persistently) and exaggerating their achievementsClaiming to be an “expert” at many thingsInability to view the world from the perspective of other peopleDenial of remorse and gratitude

These criteria have been criticized because they presume a knowledge of intention (for example, the phrase “pretending to be”).[8]Behavior is observable, but intention is not. Thus classification requires assumptions which need to be tested before they can be asserted as fact, especially considering multiple explanations could be made as to why a person exhibits these behaviors.

Hotchkiss’ seven deadly sins of narcissismEdit

Hotchkiss identified what she called the seven deadly sins of narcissism:[9]

Shamelessness: Shame is the feeling that lurks beneath all unhealthy narcissism, and the inability to process shame in healthy ways.[clarify]Magical thinking: Narcissists see themselves as perfect, using distortion and illusion known as magical thinking. They also use projection to “dump” shame onto others.Arrogance: A narcissist who is feeling deflated may “reinflate” their sense of self-importance by diminishing, debasing, or degrading somebody else.Envy: A narcissist may secure a sense of superiority in the face of another person’s ability by using contempt to minimize the other person or their achievements.Entitlement: Narcissists hold unreasonable expectations of particularly favorable treatment and automatic compliance because they consider themselves special. Failure to comply is considered an attack on their superiority, and the perpetrator is considered an “awkward” or “difficult” person. Defiance of their will is a narcissistic injury that can trigger narcissistic rage.Exploitation: Can take many forms but always involves the exploitation of others without regard for their feelings or interests. Often the other person is in a subservient position where resistance would be difficult or even impossible. Sometimes the subservience is not so much real as assumed.Bad boundaries: Narcissists do not recognize that they have boundaries and that others are separate and are not extensions of themselves. Others either exist to meet their needs or may as well not exist at all. Those who provide narcissistic supply to the narcissist are treated as if they are part of the narcissist and are expected to live up to those expectations. In the mind of a narcissist, there is no boundary between self and other.

BL
BL
February 2, 2018 10:43 pm

Big Thanks To Nkit and Admin……….Laughed so long and hard, I am in pain! That was super good tonight, we loved it.

Rdawg the fascist
Rdawg the fascist
  BL
February 2, 2018 10:56 pm

“Big Thanks To Nkit and Admin……….it was so long and hard, I am in pain! That was super good tonight, we loved it.”

Fixed it for ya.

nkit
nkit
  Rdawg the fascist
February 2, 2018 11:14 pm

Hey, if one person got a laugh, then it was worth the effort…Quaff stout…

Rdawg the fascist
Rdawg the fascist
  nkit
February 2, 2018 11:22 pm

Elijah Craig Small Batch with a splash of San Pellegrino.

I’m in town all week, and don’t forget to tip your server.

BL
BL
  Rdawg the fascist
February 3, 2018 1:23 am

Youse guys are a couple of real comedians tonight. 🙂

Party on!