CAPTION CONTEST

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javelin
javelin
February 3, 2018 3:03 pm

“If Bill is with another 12 y/o, transvestite hooker when I get inside then I am going to cut his balls off this time !”

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  javelin
February 3, 2018 3:28 pm

Actually to hear Cathy Obrien talk about it, Felonia would eagerly join in.

Peter N. Dittmar
Peter N. Dittmar
February 3, 2018 3:04 pm

Oh shit! They caught me!

Mark
Mark
February 3, 2018 3:19 pm

Who the hell is Q!

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
February 3, 2018 3:21 pm

You will become another suicide victim by Monday morning buster.

unit472/
unit472/
February 3, 2018 3:29 pm

Beautician? No, I use a mortician now to give me a ‘life like’ appearance.

Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
February 3, 2018 3:34 pm

I farted!

TC
TC
  Dennis Miller
February 3, 2018 9:01 pm

“oh crap, that wasn’t a fart.”

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
  Dennis Miller
February 4, 2018 12:08 am

“Did the driver hear it?”

monger
monger
February 3, 2018 3:39 pm

Is that a subpoena or a gun ?

David
David
February 3, 2018 3:42 pm

“Are you sure that 12 year old girl is not a sniper?”

SteveO
SteveO
February 3, 2018 3:44 pm

This is what is called a Mylanta moment.

John Cray
John Cray
February 3, 2018 4:18 pm

Leave the gun, take the cannoli….

wholy1
wholy1
February 3, 2018 4:32 pm

Don’t touch me! I can fall down by myself.

Stucky
Stucky
February 3, 2018 5:44 pm

Maybe if I wear all white then white people will think I like them.

Lager
Lager
February 3, 2018 5:47 pm

“Sonofabitch! Is that Assange? “

Rise Up
Rise Up
February 3, 2018 5:53 pm

“Can I make it inside the door of the Haitian embassy before the get the cuffs on me?”

ASIG
ASIG
February 3, 2018 7:12 pm

There it is again, — that vast right wing conspiracy.

polecat
polecat
February 3, 2018 7:16 pm

OH FUCK ! They’re setting up gallows on the White House lawn !

Jimmy Torpedo
Jimmy Torpedo
February 3, 2018 8:10 pm

Whatever it is, I DIDN’T do IT!!

doug
doug
February 3, 2018 8:14 pm

Where am I????

Grog
Grog
February 3, 2018 8:48 pm

“Fuck me dead, is that Seth Rich?”

James
James
February 3, 2018 8:55 pm

“Why the hell am I still wearing a wedding ring,who’s kidding who!”

Doc
Doc
February 3, 2018 8:59 pm

It’s ALL YOUR FAULT! I’m going to kill you, Weiner!

Brian
Brian
February 3, 2018 9:30 pm

I LOST!, and can’t STFU!

Ron
Ron
February 3, 2018 10:17 pm

If you mention that trail of bodies one more time…!

ya_right
ya_right
February 3, 2018 10:25 pm

Don’t turn on me, you are my dogs.

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
February 3, 2018 10:26 pm

Where is Bill ? We have Vermon to Kill !

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 3, 2018 11:02 pm

Don’t caption it….INCARCERATE IT!!!

AC
AC
February 3, 2018 11:33 pm

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mangledman
mangledman
February 4, 2018 10:40 am

Is that SIRENS???

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
February 4, 2018 12:20 pm

Outta’ my way you fucking idiot….the laxative is kicking in ! I hope I don’t shit the flash drive !

Centurion44
Centurion44
February 4, 2018 3:44 pm

Oh my God, they found the 4000000 emails I deleted, shit I’m in trouble now. Wonder if I can hire Comey to represent me like he covered for me since Whitewater? Nah, I’ll go with Rosenstein he ran interference on Whitewater too.

ATD
ATD
February 4, 2018 5:59 pm

Good thing I hired Rod Rosenstein’s wife as my lawyer back in 1993!

Wild Bob
Wild Bob
February 4, 2018 11:27 pm

Have you seen a bunch of loose Dalmatians anywhere?