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EyeGuy
EyeGuy
February 8, 2018 7:05 pm

So Bill, where’d ya get your nose done?

Uncle Kenny
Uncle Kenny
February 8, 2018 7:08 pm

Nice pants, Bill!
Nice pants, Zuck!
Let’s trade!

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
February 8, 2018 7:09 pm

I’ll fuck more of ’em, more ways, than YOU ever DREAMED of……

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
February 8, 2018 7:15 pm

Enemies of The American People.

Bob McDonald
Bob McDonald
February 8, 2018 7:19 pm

Famn, your gay too!

PeakMaster
PeakMaster
February 8, 2018 7:30 pm

Just grab ’em by the pussy.

Suds
Suds
February 8, 2018 7:46 pm

Dude, come on. With Windows Vista, you guys shit the bed.

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 8, 2018 7:59 pm

“Bill – Can you believe how much I have made from a company that produces nothing of value?!!”

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  Llpoh
February 8, 2018 8:02 pm

+100

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
February 8, 2018 8:13 pm

Come on Bill let’s criss cross the country with our private jets and open the flush valve , fuck the chem trails lets piss over the whole fucking country !

Miles Long
Miles Long
February 8, 2018 8:44 pm

What kind of pizza should we get, old man? Looks like your pituitary needs a jump start.

Dutchman
Dutchman
February 8, 2018 8:57 pm

Can we go 69?

Rise Up
Rise Up
February 8, 2018 9:16 pm

Bill, how can I get up to 5 billion Facebook users when you are trying to kill 6 billion with your vaccines?

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
February 8, 2018 9:50 pm

You don’t like American conservatives either, I didn’t know.
or
Hey, who knew a couple of geeks like us could make this much stupid money

Q
Q
February 8, 2018 9:58 pm

I agree, stealing someone else’s idea and marketing it as your own is by far the easiest way to make billions.

Lamont Cranston
Lamont Cranston
February 8, 2018 10:28 pm

F*** Harvard. Like we needed it.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 8, 2018 11:24 pm

“Hey, so let’s you and me figure out a way to FUCK OVER EVERYONE. What do you say?”

Waldo Heisenberg
Waldo Heisenberg
February 8, 2018 11:58 pm

Zuck: Hey bill I love me some pizza, What do you say we get one with walnut sauce, take a picture of it and post it for all the dumb shits to like?

Gates: No can do son I am on a strict diet of baby goy smoothies. They keep my diapers from getting to messy.

Ten Year Lurker
Ten Year Lurker
February 9, 2018 12:42 am

So, Bill…what does it feel like to actually create something?

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
February 9, 2018 12:54 am

So Bill….was that you fucking Steve Jobs as he lay dying….I know he kept saying wow,oh wow ! Bet that got your hard drive going where your software never went .

jamesthedeplorablewanderer
jamesthedeplorablewanderer
February 9, 2018 1:11 am

Bill: …and they never even checked to see if my OS would spy on them! What idiots!

Mark: Hey, I got them to GIVE me all their confidential information! I didn’t even have to spy on them at all! I NEVER thought they would be so stupid!

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 9, 2018 2:18 am

Mark: I’m starting to like Trump, he’s dumb but funny. That’s what people don’t get about him.

Bill: LOL. Wait until who we have chosen for the next POTUS!

Mark: No way! ME?!

varnelius
varnelius
February 9, 2018 5:15 am

Zuck: Oh, so Bill, I just noticed… Sorry to hear about your accident.
Bill: What? What accident?
Zuck: You’ve lost your phone, did it get cut off somehow?
Bill: … (not understanding how much time the yunguns have them glued to their hands…)

Hollow Man
Hollow Man
February 9, 2018 5:18 am

Les us bring the white man down. Hillary will help us.

harry p.
harry p.
February 9, 2018 7:07 am

“Yeah, I am thinking of getting metal legs, it’s a risky operation but it’ll be worth it.”

CA
CA
February 9, 2018 8:01 am

Hey Zucker fucker, u Suck mine and I’ll suck urs.

James
James
February 9, 2018 8:54 am

My comment just looking at this picture,”I don’t have enough ammunition”.

Stucky
Stucky
February 9, 2018 9:31 am

Gates: How in the fuck did Bezos become richer than me?”

Zuckyjoo: Amazon doesn’t use Microsoft.

Ron
Ron
February 9, 2018 6:36 pm

Which half of the world do you want?