CAPTION CONTEST

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Bob McDoanld
Bob McDoanld
February 12, 2018 3:25 pm

Damn Michael, we actually pulled it off. They all believe you are a woman and a great first lady.

NtroP
NtroP
February 12, 2018 3:25 pm

“I’ll just close my eyes and pretend it’s pussy.”

Dutchman
Dutchman
  NtroP
February 12, 2018 3:37 pm

And it looks like Barry got a good whiff of it. Probably it could peel paint.

BL
BL
February 12, 2018 3:27 pm

“I’m da King and she is da Queen…….drag queen that is ….we pulled it off in plain site Moochelle”.

anarchyst
anarchyst
February 12, 2018 3:41 pm

“Barry and Michael”

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 12, 2018 3:41 pm
Zarathustra
Zarathustra
  Anonymous
February 12, 2018 10:40 pm

Stevie Wonder’s album “secret life of plants” was wonderful.

So I leave yall with this.

unit472/
unit472/
February 12, 2018 4:08 pm

The only thing Michelle and I have on that was made in Africa is our skin

Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
February 12, 2018 4:13 pm

A sick pair of faggotts in the “highest office” and now big mike wants to “run” for pres. Where is my barf bag?

Wip
Wip
  Jack Lovett
February 12, 2018 4:18 pm

Who is big Mike?

Grog
Grog
February 12, 2018 4:14 pm

She shoulda read for the lead in the new Marvel movie Black Panther.

Captbill
Captbill
February 12, 2018 4:15 pm

“That artist is now on my hit list”

Blueberry Hill
Blueberry Hill
February 12, 2018 4:19 pm

Mm-Hmm. Dis stank is yours, come later ta-naht. You see it, in yo mind’s eye? Smell it? Deez fingers gonna be Bo Diddley, Mm-Hmm. You goin find yo thrill.

wholy1
wholy1
February 12, 2018 4:32 pm

If da dumb fucks only knew!

Grog
Grog
February 12, 2018 4:32 pm

“This is your country.
This is your country on drugs.
Any questions?”

BB
BB
February 12, 2018 4:33 pm

This is what takes my hope away . Knowing that half of population thinks these vile damn people are good and decent .Obama added about 10 trillion dollars in Debt which has sealed this nation to Economic ruin and these people voted for it.

TC
TC
February 12, 2018 4:44 pm

$40M buys a lot of weed and blow.

Card802
Card802
February 12, 2018 4:49 pm

I have this dream where you cut the heads off of white women, white apologists applaud and cnn reports it as a new progressive art form.

SemperFido
SemperFido
February 12, 2018 4:57 pm

Mmmmmmmmm….smell the tyranny

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
February 12, 2018 5:03 pm

May they rot in Hell the sooner the better.

RiNS el deplorabe
RiNS el deplorabe
February 12, 2018 6:04 pm

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gilberts
gilberts
February 12, 2018 6:36 pm

The Calm Before The Storm

gilberts
gilberts
February 12, 2018 6:38 pm

Damn, those chairs look uncomfortable. I know the Smithsonian is free to the public, but couldn’t they spring for better chairs when an ex-resident is in the house looking at his awful portrait?

steve
steve
February 12, 2018 6:51 pm

Tonight Big Mike is gonna play Teddy Rosevelt and “charge ” up San Juan Hill. I’m dreaming of a “rough ride”.

ASIG
ASIG
February 12, 2018 7:18 pm

Him: I’ll just pretend she’s a guy.
Her: I’ll just pretend he’s a guy.

doug
doug
February 12, 2018 7:59 pm

just two rounds….

Stubb
Stubb
February 12, 2018 8:31 pm

Best. Weed. Ever.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
February 13, 2018 2:24 am

Mmm…package checks when we get home. I hope the pump has been repaired .

Centurion44
Centurion44
February 13, 2018 9:21 am

Michael’s dreaming of taking Barry for a ride up “Hershey Highway” later and Barry’s looking forward to it!

Dave
Dave
February 13, 2018 10:07 am

“When I open my eyes, please let me be white!”

Bubba Gump
Bubba Gump
February 13, 2018 10:50 am

Did you guys actually look at the pictures from the portrait unveiling?

It isn’t Obama….it’s a stand-in and it’s painfully obvious!

Jimmy Torpedo
Jimmy Torpedo
February 13, 2018 12:17 pm

O: Please Allah, don’t let her junk fall out again.
Moochelle: I like squeezing my nuts together like this.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
February 13, 2018 1:06 pm

Dumb and Dumber…

Roberto de Medici
Roberto de Medici
February 13, 2018 5:11 pm

I’M TIRED OF THIS GHETTO TRASH
THERE IS A LOT GOING ON
WHERE YOU DON’T NEED TO WASTE
INK ON OBAMA SCUM

Alucard
Alucard
April 16, 2018 1:54 pm

Barack secretly wished, If only it was Hillary’s leg.