WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

If you got it, flaunt it. If you don’t, apparently still flaunt it?

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80% sure this is the Canadian Olympic Village.

No ma’am I don’t wanna see your puppies…oh wait, actual puppies? Nevermind, of course I’ll pet a puppy.

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You need more help than the pharmacist can offer if that’s how you wear your underwear.

Fashion game out of this world…probably still a virgin in that world though.

Offline dating seems like the weird thing nowadays. For real though ladies, swipe right on this guy will ya!

Play Day, have you guys never seen Caddyshack? Poop and pools do not mix well.

Dude. For real. If you’re going to walk around this world dressed like Willy Wonka at least dress like the real Gene Wilder Willy Wonka and not the weird Johnny Depp Wonka.

Now he has a better vantage and leverage point for the discount bin. Fashionable and practical.

Fake or real? I’m leaning towards fake because most unicorn horns are white.

Damn I wish this was a video! I need to know how this flashlight blinker actually works! The curiosity is bending my mind.

I’ve seen some weird shit going on at Walmart in my day. But even after all these years I never thought I’d see someone cooking spaghetti in the parking lot. Just didn’t think that would happen.

Lady Gaga wears it and it’s fashion. Two bear like men wear it and it’s just a polar plunge.

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David
David
February 24, 2018 3:37 pm

Not petting that puppy, I am afraid of where it’s been

flashlight is not for the turn signal, just for driving at night, turn it on before you go, ingenious, in a Rube Goldberg trailer park way.

Sad about the down on her luck unicorn having to work as a stripper.

Wild Bob
Wild Bob
February 25, 2018 5:34 pm

That one dude has the entire Horsehead Nebula coming out his ass.