Good pics and I was looking for a place to put this……..
1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning.
2. My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She’s 25 and her name is Heather.
3. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting “pedophile!” and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I’m 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
4. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said “Son, that’s three schools this year! You’d better stop before you’re banned from teaching altogether.”
5. The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can’t afford batteries.
6. A man calls 911 and says “I think my wife is dead.” The operator says, “How do you know?” The man says, “The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!”
7. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, “You obviously haven’t been listening.”
8. My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
9. The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said, “We’d love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.”
10. If you get an email entitled, “Nude Photo of NancyPelosi,” don’t open it. It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
Soooo…. honestly, I’m not sure what these charts demonstrate. Are they trying to say that there’s been a slight increase in shootings in gun-allowed zones in the last 20 years?
The MUCH bigger issue is the freaking giant RED sections of the graphs….
Hope@ZeroKelvin - Proud Deplorable of the NOT S**thole Nation
March 1, 2018 1:35 pm
In Texas, we have 2 types of restriction on carrying a gun. One is to prohibit concealed carry, called the 30.06 law, which a business can put up at their discretion. The other is to prohibit open carry, called the 30.07 law.
(LEOs are exempt and can carry anywhere any time.)
Otherwise you can carry at will. I read somewhere that 2/3rds of all cars on the road in Texas have at least 1 firearm in them. Which is why you DO NOT screw with the cops in Texas at a traffic stop. They will assume, rightly so, that you are armed and dangerous and they will shoot you.
Most of the hospitals are no carry at all and this makes them perfect targets for a maniac that wants to kill as many people as possible. Hospitalized patients are by definition unable to move very fast, the staff is not focused on that kind of threat and the hospital security (which are armed but weight 300 pounds on average each) spends all their time in their man cave looking at the security cameras.
Shhhh, don’t tell the crazy people.
rhs jr
March 1, 2018 2:15 pm
It is very commendable to want to protect your children from Madmen with guns but not to neglect to protect their minds from liberals. The Baker Act Experts are to protect us from nuts owning a gun but who protects us from them? Who is protecting our 1st Amendment Rights from the Social Media Experts banning Conservatives (determining who can be heard or not heard on Internet Sites). The Apologist are very busy this week: excusing Gun Free Zones (Killing Zones) that are sacrificing children for the anti-2nd Amendment Leftist Agenda; the complicit leftist School Boards, Superintendents, Principals, and Teachers; the leftist and cowardly Cops ordered to avoid arresting thugs over the last dozen years, and to stand down at the Parkland school for 20 minutes after the shootings; the Obamanized FBI Passive Terrorist Traitors; the complicit blind leftist journalist who then go into a frenzy after each shooting; and the Soros’ Community Chaos Organizers behind The Plan: all the Apologist Talking Heads have been very busy this week trying to obfuscate Truths about this leftist Conspiracy around Parkland.
Good pics and I was looking for a place to put this……..
1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning.
2. My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She’s 25 and her name is Heather.
3. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting “pedophile!” and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I’m 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
4. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said “Son, that’s three schools this year! You’d better stop before you’re banned from teaching altogether.”
5. The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can’t afford batteries.
6. A man calls 911 and says “I think my wife is dead.” The operator says, “How do you know?” The man says, “The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!”
7. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, “You obviously haven’t been listening.”
8. My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
9. The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said, “We’d love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.”
10. If you get an email entitled, “Nude Photo of NancyPelosi,” don’t open it. It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
Excellent!
Soooo…. honestly, I’m not sure what these charts demonstrate. Are they trying to say that there’s been a slight increase in shootings in gun-allowed zones in the last 20 years?
The MUCH bigger issue is the freaking giant RED sections of the graphs….
In Texas, we have 2 types of restriction on carrying a gun. One is to prohibit concealed carry, called the 30.06 law, which a business can put up at their discretion. The other is to prohibit open carry, called the 30.07 law.
(LEOs are exempt and can carry anywhere any time.)
Otherwise you can carry at will. I read somewhere that 2/3rds of all cars on the road in Texas have at least 1 firearm in them. Which is why you DO NOT screw with the cops in Texas at a traffic stop. They will assume, rightly so, that you are armed and dangerous and they will shoot you.
Most of the hospitals are no carry at all and this makes them perfect targets for a maniac that wants to kill as many people as possible. Hospitalized patients are by definition unable to move very fast, the staff is not focused on that kind of threat and the hospital security (which are armed but weight 300 pounds on average each) spends all their time in their man cave looking at the security cameras.
Shhhh, don’t tell the crazy people.
It is very commendable to want to protect your children from Madmen with guns but not to neglect to protect their minds from liberals. The Baker Act Experts are to protect us from nuts owning a gun but who protects us from them? Who is protecting our 1st Amendment Rights from the Social Media Experts banning Conservatives (determining who can be heard or not heard on Internet Sites). The Apologist are very busy this week: excusing Gun Free Zones (Killing Zones) that are sacrificing children for the anti-2nd Amendment Leftist Agenda; the complicit leftist School Boards, Superintendents, Principals, and Teachers; the leftist and cowardly Cops ordered to avoid arresting thugs over the last dozen years, and to stand down at the Parkland school for 20 minutes after the shootings; the Obamanized FBI Passive Terrorist Traitors; the complicit blind leftist journalist who then go into a frenzy after each shooting; and the Soros’ Community Chaos Organizers behind The Plan: all the Apologist Talking Heads have been very busy this week trying to obfuscate Truths about this leftist Conspiracy around Parkland.
Those graphs are RAYCISS!
So where did the 3.8% occur?
Trump’s gun-free zones (hypocracy???) http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-gun-free-zones-guns-allowed-properties/story?id=39266544