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“I dressed up as Melania and then realized too late it wasn’t a costume party.”
(Not sure who those people are-just guessing the one on the left is that guy from the Wheaties bix.)
The one on the left is Caitlyn formerly Bruce Jenner.
The two on the right are Mel Gibson and his twenty-something girlfriend.
“WTF”?
I prefer the dream where I’m naked and nobody notices.
“Just look at those smug, cisgendered bigots.”
You turn 40 and they trade you in for a pair of 20’s.
I had dibs on the black dress but, no, Kris had to take it to the drycleaners.
If Rdawg even mentions sagging, I will slap the face off his smile.
I should’ve got the C cup.
Come on in, Zara, the water’s fine.
I need to view the puppies.
Where’s the ladies room, I need to send a selfie to WIP.
This jock itch is killing me..
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YOU DO NOT KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSEID.
THANOS IS MY BITCH.
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Stuck suddenly got the feeling he’d overdressed.
“hey Jenner, Fuck You!”
“It’s going to take many more surgical mutilations”
“Mel! Is that a Yetti?”
“Just look straight ahead. Don’t engage.”
damn!if i had gone to the shrink instead of the surgeon i could take that little hottie away from that little dweeb–
Wait…I guess there really are two legitimate sexes.
“Put this on a Wheaties Box!”
(Spoken in Australian accent)
“That’s not a woman. THAT’s a woman.”
Caitlyn(Bruce): “I think I’m getting a boner. I love big bushy beards.”
yo Mel, you’re a racist! You didn’t give any trannys a role in the movie.
Caitlyn:. “Mel, what was your favorite movie?”
Mel:. “What Men Want.”
C. “Yes, that was great. Can you make a movie about me?”
M. “Sure.”
C: “What will be the title?”
M. “What Men Don’t Want!”
FYI…Mel is 62, she is 27 and pregnant with Mel’s ninth chid.
There may be a message here.
And the message is “there is hope for me!!!”.
Real women- preferred by 999,999 our of every 1,000,000 men.
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“Nobody told me there would be real people here!”
A rockin’ beard, worth $450 million and living large-good for him.
The world’s least interesting man/woman seeks to get a date with either of the couple.