Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
So, the president may have been cavorting with Playboy playmates and porn stars a decade or so ago and…and what? Oh, right, we’re supposed to care.
We don’t care. We can’t.
And you can almost see the liberals drooling. You can see their Fredocon gimp bros’ nodding their vinyl-encased heads.
Yes, yes, this is finally it! This time we’ll strip Donald Trump’s supporters from him because he failed to meet the standards we think our opponents should adhere to! This time it will work!
Nah. We just don’t care.
I don’t mean that we are simply unconcerned about Donald Trump’s past hobbies. I mean that our depth and breadth of not caring is so deep and wide as to create a critical mass of not giving a damn of such intensity that it is brighter than a million suns.
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We just don’t care what Trump did with his pneumatic bimbos – to the extent anyone even believes them. His critics don’t really seem to. They never gave a damn about this stuff until a Republican allegedly did something. Or until one did nothing – they were outraged about Mitt Romney too.
Perhaps we fail to meet the moral standards of people who already call us racist, sexist, greedy, stupid, and all sorts of other stuff. You heard what Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit said about us. Hell, we are murdering children by sticking up for the Constitution, remember? But gee, it seems that this time we have really disappointed them. This time it’s totally serious. We’ve really done it now. Now our enemies are going to think really, really badly of us.
Whatev.
We talk a lot about the New Rules, and how the liberals and their lackeys are going to hate them. Well, they certainly do hate them. No, not because they have something against kinky side action. There’s no need to remind these hypocrites of their affinity for Bill Clinton, he of the human humidor and the Oval Office bad aim. Oh, and don’t forget the Lion of the Senate, Teddy “Vroom Vroom Splash Splash” Kennedy, the chef who liked to whip up the occasional waitress sandwich after getting staggeringly hammered. I once saw him stumbling out of the senators’ elevator when I interned on Capitol Hill – he smelled like a distillery and his nose was redder than Rudolph’s. So when liberals start telling us we should freak out and abandon a Republican who’s laying down the smack on Obama’s legacy because he used to indulge in his own reindeer games, well, that’s just not happening.
See, the New Rules say it doesn’t matter, so it doesn’t matter for anyone.
I remember when we used to talk about character counting, but you know what? Our opponents mocked us for being uptight and uncool – remember all the talk about how sophisticated European leaders all had mistresses? Oh, us repressed hayseeds and our sanctity of marriage nonsense! Well, moral purity came up for a vote and we were outvoted by the very same people who want me to rev up some oh-so convenient caring.
Well, no go-backsies now that those Old Rules would be useful again. You liberals made the New Rules, and by doing so you deprived yourselves of being able to leverage human frailty to weaponize our morality and score a victory based on collateral antics where you can’t win on substance.
Gosh, if you had held Cohiba Clinton and Tanqueray Teddy to a standard you might have had a shot. But you didn’t. And your ridiculous expectation that we’re going to all channel John Lithgow in Footloose is really pretty funny.
My favorite part is when you libs start with the Jesusplaining to me. I have to say, the best social media is the social media where I’m bombarded with demands that I conform to their version of Christianity where just a few tweets before they were explaining how we’re stupid about having our “invisible sky friend.” I gotta break it to ya – there are no series of theological contortions that result in us having to allow the election of a monster like Hillary. But hey, you keep trying. Eventually, if you nag us enough, we’ll totally take your advice about how to live our religious values.
Oh, since Christianity is so important to you, now do abortion. Just kidding!
Oh, and this goes for all the other silliness you’ve tried to use to undo the election. Is Trump’s company making money because he’s president? No, but then you didn’t care about the Clinton Foundation for Shaking Down People and Enriching Her Harpiness. Was Trump obstructing “justice” by firing James Comey and doing other stuff presidents get to do. No, but phone and pen, dudes. Phone and pen.
I guess this means we don’t meet your exacting moral standards anymore. Oh wait, we already failed that test – all of us have the blood of children on our hands because a school got shot up by some creep who wasn’t us that Democrat-led government agencies knew about and failed to stop.
Well, since we’re already the worst people ever, I guess we have nothing to lose by disappointing you by not allowing your fake concern for our souls to cause us to dance for your amusement.
Oh well. You must be really bummed. We do care about that, though. We love it.
At one time a slogan was, “Remember the Alamo!”
Let there now be this one, “Remember the cigar!”
She’s a whore. She does what she gets paid to do best. What’s she bitchin’ about? – she got paid. At least it’s not Bill Clinton who rapes hillbilly women from Arkansas. Trump pays for his pussy.
Nobody cares about whores.
Dammit Woody I was gonna write the same thing.. not only is Stormy a whore but she is an old whore.
Look closely, you can see the peck tracks on her face.
Now that’s funny. Damn Liberals fucken kill me. So the Don got some and paid. Where is the news story here. The woman consented and she was paid. Twice it seems. Once to suck a cock and then again to keep her mouth shut about it. Meh! Maybe she needs new tits. The ones she have are gettin’ old.
Liberals fall over themselves lecturing us that are less worthy about slut shaming. They should Praise Trump for the slut he is and send an atta boy or two to the Commander in Chief.
And yeah there are more tracks on her then the Mason-Dixon Line or the Sunnyvale Trailer Park…
rins,
you once posted a pic of yourself,that guy looks alot like you–is that you singing?
release that song & it’s a guaranteed #one–
Dutch, the makeup does wonders. When you see her without makeup, the boobs stand out even more. My hetero-sexual friends would say they wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
This isn’t a lib vs con issue. This is a dude problem we all wrestle with on a daily basis.
I figure when you have the means, the opportunities arise. We don’t call them kings anymore but people with that much money behave like kings keeping a harem.
It’s the pecker. Back before mine retired, I would have probably not had the strength to say no. The only thing that kept me honest was that the women said no. Bitches.
“Now our enemies are going to think really, really badly of us.”
More cheerleading for a political system that’s not on “your side”, whichever “side” you identify with. Nothing changes until people realize that, like professional sports, just because to cheer for a team that doesn’t mean you’re “part of the team”. Regardless of how much you’d like for that to be the case.
When a harlot like that complains about someone doing something to her, it is like a politician pointing and saying “liar”. Look in the mirror beech. You don’t respect yourself so why should anyone else?
P.S. The Donald just ain’t that attractive. If you had anything to do with him I’m sure money was involved. Are you willing to go to jail just to blemish a person who was never considered to have high moral values? What a dumbfu… Figuratively and literally.
She’s not complaining at all. You really must get informed.
She is the happy hooker.
She wants to tell her story and wants to gift the money back to whoever paid her.
You should get your rocking chair fixed.
She is nowhere near the kind of me-too idiots running around accusing men.
Not that it would bother Trump
He’s the real Teflon Don, nothing sticks to him, nothing.
Lee Chen
Virtually nothing sticks to any of the pols, or hadn’t you noticed that as well?
I honestly can’t believe Trump had anything to do with this woman. She’s not his style. He goes for the more classy, glamorous model types. (Though he could use some lessons in class himself). And I agree Trump’s not very attractive. He was when he was younger, but the dyed orange hair needs to go.
And women wonder why they aren’t taken seriously! OTOH we have the Ashley Judd type who uses her looks to advance her career and then pretends to be horrified when a powerful man wants to sample the goods. Then, OTOH, we have the ‘Stormy Daniels’ type who uses her looks to advance her career and is shocked when powerful men don’t want her enough to keep her.
In both cases these women try to destroy the lives of the men they pretended to like!
I figure Melania didn’t want the ol’ anal, so he hired it out. That’s love.
Iska, that’s very telling. Are you gettin’ any?
Or maybe Melania wanted the money, so married Trump, gave it up long enough to have a child, then said, “No, thank you.” A lot of women do that. Then it’s, “Divorce me and I’ll take the child and take you to the cleaners.”
Vixen, usually guys talk like that. Weren’t you moving to Putinland?
I see what I see, that’s why I’m talking like that. I know women who have done it, and purposely.
I can’t move to Russia right now because I have a son in college and an 84-year-old mother I will soon have to take care of. After that, we’ll see what we can do. Problem is, I don’t know if I could stand the cold weather, especially as I get older. Older people can’t handle the cold as well, which is why you see old women wearing sweaters in the summer, and also I’m from the Deep South. It would be a big change for me. But I hope to do so one day.
130,000 for not putting out is more than she made in a lifetime of putting out. She told a reporter that since getting national coverage she is getting offers to strip at least ONCE A WEEK NOW.
If Trump were Bill she would have walked backwards into a knife 24 times now.
She told a reporter that since getting national coverage she is getting offers to strip at least ONCE A WEEK NOW.
I believe it’s at the Sight Impaired Trailer Park.
Bubbles still approves. He has too cuz he’s a dumbfuck…
Visually impaired park at closing time. towards the end of 3 months in boot camp I probably would have paid her if I was sure my buddies wouldn’t catch me leaving her trailer..
Flea, my buddy said a Navy dude will do anybody and a Marine will marry anybody (to put it nicely).
Whatever gymnastic positions Chesty Busty and Mr. Trump used during their time together, it has no bearing on my life.
I DO NOT CARE.
That Stormy has one heck of a nose on her. Just an observation.