The truth hurts. I see you’re buying up some diapers for that kid so obviously you learned the truth a little too late.
The eye of the tiger just went blind.
Pebbles and Bam Bam don’t look as adorable all grown up.
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Honestly, I don’t see how those 3 things are really even associated at all. I feel like step 1 has nothing to do with step 2 or 3 and vise versa. Your logic is off my friend and I suggest you sit down and think about what you really want out of life. Eat chicken wings, chug sweet tea and hail a cab. That’s just spitballing off the top of my head.
Apple Bottom? More like pancake bottom with dat flat ass. #OhhhhGetEm!
Can’t wait to see what this landscapers Angie’s List rating is like.
Juuuuust a bit outside.
Why does your shirt have bumper stickers? A set of classy truck nuts dangling I can see, but bumpers stickers? C’mon!
Not all heroes wear capes, but then again not everyone in a cape is a hero.
Some see the ass as half full other see the ass as half empty.
My. Mother. Truckin. Man. Willy the Pimp! Look at those fresh shades. Fur hat. Slick print shirt. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Honestly, the weird animal heads just distract me from the fact you’re defying all sorts of laws of physics. Impressive. Weird, but impressive.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
