An Abundance of Shoots

Guest Post by Hardscrabble Farmer

We have finally completed bottling the syrup we made this year and the first shipments have already gone out. For the rest of this week we will be assembling the boxes and filling the order and making the run into town to visit the Post Office so that the things we have been working on in our small corner of New Hampshire will be enjoyed by people thousands of miles away. In the past few years we worked on the honor system where you emailed or phoned in your order and we put the names on a list and sent out the syrup with a note tucked inside and waited for the return mail to come…

It was like a second Christmas for us, the checks and FRN’s tucked into envelopes with addresses from all fifty states and the kind notes thanking us for the syrup and even for the writing. On occasion there would be extras tucked in with the payment; homemade preserves from Indiana, honey from Florida, Coffee from Texas, pine nuts from New Mexico, dried herbs from a garden in California, a beautiful German steel knife from the Pacific Northwest, the complete poems of Emily Dickinson from South Carolina, handmade note paper from Minnesota, arrowheads from the Ohio River valley.

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As I opened each one in the evening with the kids we’d read the notes and letters out loud and then save them in bundles to read again and really enjoy the exchange between people who have never met, the sincere appreciation that has gone out of most economic transactions in the modern world. I was at first embarrassed by the wood shavings I used to fill the boxes with as packing to protect the bottled syrup because we couldn’t afford the packing peanuts but then I read the comments from people who loved the fact that when they opened the box the scent of pine would rise from the package.

One customer sent me pictures of his fire starters he had made from the excelsior mixed with wax and poured into egg cartons. We trusted in the people we sent our syrup to because we understand that most people are good and if they were reading the blog we had to at least assume that they knew what we put into our work and wouldn’t take advantage of that fact. We knew that there might be a few who might forget to send the payment back- our invoices being half sheets of lined paper with handwritten instructions (apologies for my scrawl for those forced to decipher it) but this happened very few times over the years and in fact enough people sent something extra as a thanks for the stories that it more than made up for the difference.

I understand that this practice isn’t one that can be copied by a real business, but what we do was never meant to be an industry, but a labor of love. This year a lot of people practiced a reverse honor system mailing out checks in advance and their carefully written orders. That put an unexpected windfall into our hands early in the season that allowed us to purchase all of our bottling supplies and some new lines for the sugar bush and it gave us a strangely powerful reason to go the extra mile with the season. Most years there is no expectation of what the harvest may bring.

An early Spring can catch you off guard and the season can come to end before the tapping has been completed. This happened before and we did everything we could to get an early jump on the season. This year the sap ran for much longer than it has in the past with cold nights lingering until the end of April and frequent snows that almost buried the taps and lines during the month of March. We would collect the sap every day it ran and boil until we couldn’t stand up straight, often coming inside well after dark smelling of maple sugar and wood smoke.

It was a very long Winter and late Spring besides and it brought a great deal to our table that we did our best to fit into our lives. My Uncle passed away in the middle of the sugaring and my youngest son and I left the farm under the care of my wife and our oldest son so that we could return to New Jersey for the funeral. It was a trip I didn’t want to take for a lot of reasons, but as with all difficult things in life it was filled with unexpected rewards that helped to remind me of what is important in life. I was pall bearer for my Uncle’s funeral and I understood the importance of that charge as we lifted him to his grave.

It was a brisk but sunny day and there were small armies of white clouds that rolled across the landscape and vanished into the distance like our lives. He was a veteran and so a detail was on hand to fold the flag that draped his coffin and at the end a bugler played taps as perfectly as I have ever heard it. In the same instant that the last note fell away in the breeze a train entered the far end of the valley and blew it’s own horn, twice as it always has in my memory and the sound echoed along the flank of Sourland Mountain as if to say farewell.

We buried him on the same hillside where my Mother was laid to rest and the generations of may family going back to the years before there was even a nation called the USA and after the ceremony was over I made sure to take my son around to the headstones of the ones he could recall and to the cenotaphs of the ones who never came back, from places like Kasserine Pass and Mayre’s Heights. We ate and we drank together as a family and we talked and reaffirmed our connections to one another and I walked through my hometown, haunted it seemed with memories of the past and recognizable under the veneer of development and the ubiquitous lawn signs that proclaimed “Hate Has No Home Here” in English, Spanish and Arabic.

I joked that neither did anyone with an income of less than 300K, but that was sardonic and pointless and more a sign of my regret for having left than anything else. My family, in their multitude of earthly dwellings spread across the cemetery on the hillside were not there, but alive in our memories so I neither left them behind when we moved to New Hampshire, nor stopped thinking about them. As we made our long drive north and returned home I felt buoyed by the connection to the living as well as to the succor of the passed.

In September I made a prediction that this was going to be a long Winter and I was right about that. I have paid close attention to the signs that nature leaves for us in these past few years and I understood that the profusion of polynoses was an indicator of what was to come. I forgot, however, that it meant something was coming after that and in the past few days there has been an abundance of shoots coming up through the carpet of loam that lays beneath the trees.

Tens, hundreds of thousands of maple seedlings emerging from every declivity and furrow, numbers that boggle the mind when you think of how few will actually make it to the stately trees that list towards the sun on the side of the mountain where we live. When I point them out to some of the other farmers around here they stop in their tracks and look down, eyes wide and pronounce, “I have never…”

I understand now that the trees- as amazing as it may sound- know what is coming and make preparations for the future in a way that even human beings miss. I have tried to learn from the things we do here to better prepare for whatever is coming and most of the best lessons come from the simple observations of day to day life. We came through this season with a great deal to be grateful for.

Last month my wife and daughter escaped harm when their car was totaled by a logging truck and even the local police and rescue workers stood in awe of the luck, the almost miracle that they were able to walk away without so much as a scratch and I stood next to them on the side of the road holding them both as tightly as I could manage, our eyes squeezed shut against the morning Sun and something else, aware of the value of each moment we share and glad to be able to live another day.

We pulled porcupine quills from the muzzle of the youngest dog, delivered calves and farrowed three litters of piglets. We’ve turned the gardens, made the syrup, cured the meats, tore down and rebuilt the chicken coop, pulled all the manure beds into heaping windrows along the top of the eskar and taken to our beds to sleep peacefully. In our own way we are dropping our own seeds here and there for another future that we may not even realize is coming our way.

It has been a while since I have written anything of substance because I was learning so much this past several months about things I’d never considered before, but I feel that there are stories that may come out of it. This isn’t the kind of thing I have written before but I wanted everyone to know that the shipments are going out at last- thank-you for your patience- that the payoff is emerging from the investment and that like everything else in the world there is return to something green, and sweet, and full of light. And more importantly to thank everyone who has given us encouragement, offered their prayers, written a kind word and paid for their syrup in advance that we appreciate it more than you will ever know.

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Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
May 3, 2018 9:59 am

Pure gold. As always.
Thanks HSF.

SmallerGovNow
SmallerGovNow
May 3, 2018 10:05 am

Great post HSF. You lead an envious life. I’m getting ready to build some of the raised gardens using the techniques in the video you posted on another thread. I’m excited about where that might lead. Just planted two apple trees, a peach, and a date trees. All are from areas that make them suitable for our hot South Texas climate. Orange and lime trees coming along nicely that we planted last year.

Keep on writing, you’re very good at it. Best of luck… Chip

suzanna
suzanna
May 3, 2018 10:17 am

HSF,

You deserve all compliments on your syrup, as well as your sales philosophy.
I have one container left…we will order next your.

We look forward to your future writings!

Suzanna

Hoboken411
Hoboken411
May 3, 2018 10:31 am

Awesome as always… Hey HSF – we forgot to order syrup this year. It sounds like you had a bounty load? Do you have any inventory left after all the mailings?

Sparrowhawk6
Sparrowhawk6
May 3, 2018 10:38 am

HSF I sat here reading your words with tears in my eyes….Thank you for trusting me with your treasure. I have told my wife that if push comes to shove NO ONE gets paid till the farmer is paid. Thank you sincerely for all you do in thinking, in writing, and in the hard independent life you lead.

Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
May 3, 2018 12:07 pm

Dude, that is just epic. You take a simple thank you and turn it into a soliloquy. Your words flow like the syrup that you produce; smooth, calm, and full of meaning. If you have sent my order, I will be glad to receive it. If you have not sent my order, fell free to toss some of your cured meats into the box. I will gladly pay extra for some of your good.

middle-aged mad gnome
middle-aged mad gnome
May 3, 2018 12:19 pm

Your article reminded me of a visit from my in-laws who lived in Detroit until retirement when they moved to St. Petersburg, FL. It was strawberry season here in Northern Indiana so I took them to get a couple of cases of strawberries. I drove deep into Amish country and pulled into a drive with the sign “Strawberries for Sale”. I drove up to the unattended fruit stand. Another sign was posted that said “Put $30 per case in this box”. The box was a cardboard shoe box. I loaded two cases into my trunk and dropped three $20 bills into the slit in the top of the box. I looked out into the field where a horse drawn hay baler was being operated by a man with a long beard and two barefooted 10 year old Amish girls with bonnets. When they noticed me, they all smiled and waved. A sense of sacred trust penetrated deep into my heart. When I got back into the car and drove off, my father-in-law said “I have never seen anyone ever do business like that before.” I think I know how your customers feel.

Uncola
Uncola
May 3, 2018 12:31 pm

I am sorry for the loss of your uncle but gratified at your wife’s and daughter’s good fortune.

I also want to thank you for visions of small armies of white clouds rolling across the landscape and vanishing like our lives; and the image of stately trees that list towards the sun on the side of the mountain; and for the dark scent of maple sugar and wood smoke.

Maybe let the packing peanuts pass with the plastic world. Wood shavings are natural and authentic like your syrup and my own hometown of yesteryear; where agreements were sealed with a handshake, invoices were hand-scrawled, thank you notes handwritten, and friendships, like breakfasts, we’re handmade.

Here are the aforementioned firestarters made from empty egg cartons, melted wax from old candles, and the wood shavings from a box of syrup shipped by a New Hampshire farmer:

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An abundance of sprouts, indeed. What has been, can be new again; all sparks from the same fire.

Peter Pan
Peter Pan
May 3, 2018 12:58 pm

I am glad you had a good season on your side of the Connecticut as we did on mine. Unfortunatly, I am afraid that this only applies to maple syrup, the rest of the goings on over here, are, well, out of control as usual!

Peaceout
Peaceout
May 3, 2018 4:11 pm

I love the way you translate your visions and thoughts into words that share your experiences in a manner that makes it effortless to close our eyes and feel like we are looking at the same thing. Remarkable.

Another thing, the shavings are awesome, it is the perfect unique packing for your product.

Susanne Friend
Susanne Friend
May 3, 2018 4:12 pm

Aloha HSF, and thank you again for sharing your life with your impeccable writing.

I have a nagging concern from last season when I asked for your lowest grade of syrup, and was assured it would be sent. It never arrived, and I am concerned that you may think I shafted you with non-payment.

I would most like to make the same order this year, but am reticent….perhaps I should be one of the ones who prepays?

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 3, 2018 6:04 pm

The avocado trees should be ready to tap later this summer. Send your payments and I will forward the guacamole in a specially packed tupperware dish or jar if you prefer. I have pondered on the meaning of life as I embark on this new adventure. I recall Maggie’s words like it was only yesterday and not an eternity and a half: The problem is all inside your head, she said to me, the answer is easy if you take it logically, I’d like to help you in your struggle to succeed, there must be fifty ways to prep guacamole.

Where are my accolades? MS-13 is not all that I’m about.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Anonymous
May 3, 2018 6:30 pm

I personally miss EC and his penetrating insights/yaqui way of knowledge.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
May 3, 2018 6:58 pm

It’s like playing pool, you play better with good players. My interest is to write; anything really, just to keep the mind working. You should have seen what a mess my mind was when I started here. Like a car that had just come out of the junkyard. Yours is a well oiled flying machine, judging from the way your words interlock to move the reader from the physical plane to a loftier place among the clouds.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  hardscrabble farmer
May 4, 2018 12:56 am

I said before that an appreciative fan of Biggie Smalls told him that Biggie played movies in his mind with his rap. (I’m not sure Yeezy the King of Rap does this but I’ve heard his music is great.)

We start out on a little survey of the work involved in generating a product, more than a product – a treat. It’s a familiar scene now, almost as if we visit this little house on the prairie on sugar mountain regularly.

Without much ado, we set off on a trip. A funeral that turns into a remembrance. Paul Simon’s song comes to mind or is it Wild Strawberries? The author looks back a few months earlier when the seed pods fell abundantly and leaves in our mind the cemetery where they were planted. He observes that not all make it to the heights he has seen but he admires the effort of those pioneers to ensure their species survival, pushing forth abundant shoots.

The author mentions two incidents where folks are left bewildered. One is the scene on near death and another the scene of near birth. He shuts his eyes against the light of the first but peers into the secrets of the latter. The land may be claimed by the living but it is the dead that earned the right to call it theirs, laying claim to it with their tombstones and memorial markers.

The author can never write a simple passage, it’s always several levels deep. In one episode, he almost dies in a truck accident. In the last episode, his wife and child survive an accident unscathed. Perhaps his uncle’s death provoked his recollection about the polynoses and the shoots that survived to become mighty trees. Nature plays a big part but there is something else there that decides who lives and who dies. It is not the random placement of shoots, it is more. When one accepts the evidence, the writing on the wall, and can interpret it like Daniel, there is no confusion; no bewilderment.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  EL Coyote
May 4, 2018 12:49 pm

You can’t lose when you include a train in your story, I see you inspired RiNsy also.
I thought of A#1 taking that train to the Pearly Gates. That’s not a bad analogy of life; Shaq being the enemy of Heaven-bound dreamers.

RiNS
RiNS
  EL Coyote
May 4, 2018 1:08 pm
hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  EL Coyote
May 4, 2018 6:32 pm

You always show me something I didn’t even know I was thinking.

That’s a pretty impressive skill you’ve got there.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  hardscrabble farmer
May 4, 2018 7:48 pm

It’s not a skill, it’s the stuff in your writing that impacts the readers who absorb it and are affected by it. Their reactions are natural reactions to reading a good story; they leave off with the sensation they are waking from a dream. I read a story once about a person’s reaction to sex that was similar but it sounded fake. I read somewhere else that reading is a form of self-hypnosis. I have never felt hypnotized by BB’s writing but your narration (like Bode’s) is definitely a gateway or portal to a memorable scene, place or time. Always a pleasure!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Anonymous
May 3, 2018 9:45 pm

In keeping with the theme of trees: I saw a woman step out of her huge SUV. She parked in the Stop sign island to get a better look at an object in the road. One of those pretty-faced women that frequent PTA meetings, that wear extra pounds quite well. I got a fleeting glimpse of her in her cotton leotards and comfortable T. I drove on through and thought of how my wife, the ex-sexy mulatta, (You could have married a prince, I tell her – look at Meghan.) told me of the mangoes in Salvador, how they grew as big as a person’s head; they would hang there and occasionally you heard a loud crash as one fell off the tree.

Uninquisitive
Uninquisitive
  EL Coyote
May 3, 2018 10:01 pm

Doe ex mean…. like… gone? Or just not sexy anymore?

Undelivered
Undelivered
  Uninquisitive
May 3, 2018 10:06 pm

Either way, here is a private and confidential message from Maggie:

“Am not dead… just immersed in Agnes Chronicles. Tell the coyote critter he inspired me to write and stop thinking and gabbing.”

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Undelivered
May 3, 2018 10:39 pm

Maggie left me on my own to sink or swim with my first essay. I’m still working on it. She can go in to a closet and suck eggs.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Mary Christine
May 4, 2018 1:18 am

MC, she got you started, that’s good. I recall somebody (YoBo) said he was eagerly awaiting your article. Let us have it, both barrels. No fair pulling punches in anticipation of a sequel, that’s the best way to ensure there are no more phone calls, no second date.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Mary Christine
May 4, 2018 2:53 pm

Thanks Rins, I might take you up on that. I’m trying to balance word count and stay on topic. I think I am about 2/3 done. It seems I have to write in spurts. My eyes get tired of staring at the computer screen. It helps to clear your head, to step away for a while. It’s rather a larger undertaking than I thought.

RiNS
RiNS
  Mary Christine
May 4, 2018 3:38 pm

Thing I have learned about writing is you just do it. Just write it stream of conscious from start to finish. Don’t worry about the grammar first time or even second. At least that is what I have learned. If you start out worried about every word being right then you end up stuck in first paragraph. That said I would be more than happy to help the essay along.

Cheers

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Undelivered
May 4, 2018 1:30 am

A parranda may be translated as a bender but it is more than that, it’s a weeks long escape with lots of partying and drinking. The song says, I wasn’t dead, I was on a bender partying with some girls.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Uninquisitive
May 4, 2018 1:11 am

Unapprised, nkit ripped me a new one calling my wife “ex-sexy mulatta” and me a pimp for MS-13. It was pretty wild. I had no idea I was a 60-ish gangbanger. Oh, and I go around yelling, de plane, de plane!

RiNS
RiNS
  EL Coyote
May 4, 2018 12:37 pm

No offense Varmit but I always pictured you as a stoner a la Cheech Marin…

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Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  RiNS
May 4, 2018 2:54 pm

I could be wrong but I was thinking Cheech but not bald.

Undomesticated
Undomesticated
  RiNS
May 4, 2018 3:33 pm

EC and the Sexy Mulatta. Sometimes referred to among friends as Beauty and the Brain.

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Undomesticated
May 4, 2018 7:59 pm

That was me when I was much younger, I still got my hair! And yes, that could be the Sexy Mulatta when we got married. I bought her a cute thong at Victoria’s which showed off her tiny buttcheeks. Today, she’s a tad sexier:

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Undomesticated
May 4, 2018 11:16 pm

that guy looks like a walrus w/o tusks–chicks always think animals are cute–

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Undomesticated
May 5, 2018 1:33 am
Westcoastdeplorable
Westcoastdeplorable
  RiNS
May 4, 2018 10:31 pm

You mean Sir Cheech, don’t you? He and Tommy Chong won the war on weed!

jamesthedeplorablewanderer
jamesthedeplorablewanderer
May 3, 2018 6:37 pm

Every newborn is a down payment on eternity, raising them is a trial, chore, drudgery, tedium and endless reward of delight. From the puppies that become stately, dignified dogs to the children who need endless care until suddenly they don’t; simple minds that see deep truths that experience has hidden from your tired eyes. When your children are old enough to crack their own puns instead of simply groaning at yours; when they turn back on you your retort “you’re just jealous because you didn’t think of that one first!” When birthday cakes start lasting more than one day again … when their heartaches and disappointments become yours … when you watch them load up to leave, for the last time, from the doorway instead of going with them. Eternity comes all too damn soon!
Thanks, HSF, the check is coming soon.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  jamesthedeplorablewanderer
May 3, 2018 9:32 pm

Thanks for that, Jimbo. My daughter is going through turmoil now that her boy is turning 14.

Llpoh
Llpoh
May 3, 2018 7:18 pm

Thanks, HSF.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Llpoh
May 3, 2018 9:53 pm

Hey, LLPOH, nkit says I can’t be taking care of your business. Your on your own, big guy. I always root for you, though. Even when I don’t comment, I’m on your side.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
May 3, 2018 10:41 pm

You’re on your own, and no, you don’t get a pass grammaticaly, because you are a POS immigrant… fucking wall climber…Gutless….

Rdawg
Rdawg
  nkit
May 3, 2018 11:11 pm

Grammatically.

Fuck, nkit…

nkit
nkit
  Rdawg
May 3, 2018 11:14 pm

Fuck you, dickhead I don’t need you “Watchtower” shit…

Rdawg
Rdawg
  nkit
May 3, 2018 11:42 pm

Eat a bag of dicks asshole. If you can’t take it, don’t dish it out.

And I’ve no idea what the fuck you are talking about vis a vis “Watchtower”. Are you so fucking stupid you conflate the Seventh Day Adventists with the Mormons? I must be a Mormon because I live in Utah, right jackass?

Of which neither religion am I a member, you idiot.

nkit
nkit
  Rdawg
May 3, 2018 11:58 pm

Even though you are one of my favorite posters, you can go suck a dick you fucking LDS fuck… A glass of Knob to you , you sour asshole….dickhead…

Rdawg
Rdawg
  Rdawg
May 4, 2018 12:06 am

You are one of my favorite posters as well you stupid shit.

Let me be clear so even BB could understand:

I. am. not. a. Mormon.

I’m an atheist, which is possibly even moar hated than the MoMo’s.

And Elijah Craig Small Batch was on sale, so it’s that in lieu of Knob ya douche.

nkit
nkit
  Rdawg
May 4, 2018 12:17 am

My apologies, Brigham…What do you and Coyote have planned for Cinco de Mayo?….

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  Rdawg
May 4, 2018 12:24 am

Watchtower = Jehovah’s Witness

And that’s all I have to say. Carry on.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Rdawg
May 3, 2018 11:22 pm

What the hell is going on with Mary Christine and nkit? Closet dwelling egg suckers and POS wall climbers? Never has anyone heard of such gutter talk in all of the history of the world wide webs. And against long term STM’s no less. What is happening around here?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 3, 2018 11:23 pm

Anon was I

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Anonymous
May 4, 2018 12:26 am

Since when is telling someone to suck eggs gutter language?

I could have told her to put a live chicken in her underwear but that is really offensive.

nkit
nkit
  Mary Christine
May 4, 2018 12:50 am

Jets and Sharks in a Western Conference Final. A West Side Story…

pedrothemerciless
pedrothemerciless
May 3, 2018 8:19 pm

My life, at least for today, is better for having read this. Thank you. And is there any bounty left to purchase?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
May 3, 2018 8:49 pm

Syrup supplies look good so far. Email for details if interested.

R Daneel
R Daneel
May 3, 2018 10:35 pm

Great essay. Email coming for syrup.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
May 4, 2018 12:02 am

Hardscrabble. Struggling with writing here too but this was refreshing to read and maybe the kick in the pants (upwards) I needed. Have been having a similar winter/spring in my own way. Less the accident (thank God). Really glad noone was hurt and that your family is healthy.

Will need more syrup soon. About half way through the last batch. FWIW I like the wood shavings too. They create a mood when you open the box. Don’t change a thing.

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
May 4, 2018 5:41 am

It’s been said that behind every good man is a better woman. I sense that may well by the case with you, and that you are well aware of that fact. But the most fortunate among you, are your children. I glean hope for a better tomorrow listening to the stories of your family life!

Thank you for those stories, and pass my appreciation on to your wife and children for their enormous contributions to them !

karalan
karalan
May 4, 2018 7:55 am

That was beautifully written. Thanks HSF.

RiNS
RiNS
May 4, 2018 9:07 am

Nice Job HSF!

Lately like a lot of folks here I have been in a bit of a funk when its comes to writing and commenting. Yeah there are a few outbursts of irreverence but for the most part everything that matters has already been said and a thousand times. Done moar often than not and much better than anything I accomplish with words. And so it is that most days I feel like the Indian on the hill who saw the Transcontinental Railway for the first time.

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That Man likely couldn’t be bothered with words to describe the train that would soon arrive..

I am sure glad that winter is finally done. For first time in long while it feels good to see spring. I haven’t gotten around to trying the Syrup. Looking forward to doing that. Was thinking it best to make it an event. Long weekend in May at cottage on shore if the weather co-operates and warms a bit. Also watched the video you linked about raised beds. Thanks Man! This weekend we are planning on laying out some raised bed to grow some beans, Tomatoes and Peppers in a place that gets lots of Sun. I am looking forward to Summer to watch everything grow.

Stucky asked in a QOTD what folks have done with their Willy. Well I spend my days humping a desk in front of computer. Yeah talk about a soul draining existence. I almost wish to be tasered just to feel alive. Or maybe I will just stick my hand in a toaster…

I jest..

Keep telling myself, just one more year, then I can do anything I want to do. What a way to spend a life. Sad part is I am one and I am legion. There are hundreds of millions of people across the West doing the exact same thing. Living existentially via the ether and the commute rather than turning the ground and making something real.

Props that you have found a way to make it work and more importantly raise a family in a much better way.

Wishing you rain, sunshine and a good harvest..

A good song from my favourite band…

Alfred1860
Alfred1860
May 4, 2018 9:30 am

Gratitude is where its at.

Mercy Otis Warrren
Mercy Otis Warrren
May 4, 2018 10:55 am

“most of the best lessons come from the simple observations of day to day life.”

This seems to be true. I have been watching a lot of little league baseball this spring and have been surprised by how much you can convey to the boys by teaching what most consider “just a game” and a “boring” one at that (at least compared to the smash mouth antics of football.)!

I also came upon this not too long ago….for all you struggling God-seekers. It kind of relates to the maxim above, though in a bit more sophisticated manner than the baseball comparison.

https://www.basilica.ca/documents/2016/10/Leo%20Toltstoy-A%20Confession.pdf

Thank you for the essay HSF and look forward to the syrup!

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
May 4, 2018 11:19 am

HSF…love it.

Mary C…what’s the difference between regular sex and kinky sex ?
Regular sex is where you tickle your lover with a feather .
Kinky sex is where you use a live chicken.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  BUCKHED
May 4, 2018 2:58 pm

We took the beautiful essay HSF wrote and completely went off the rails. Right? What does everybody think about in the spring when it finally warms up and everything is bursting with bright colors?

Romance if you are a woman and sex if you are a man. Not that you ever stopped thinking about it in the winter, or anything.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Mary Christine
May 4, 2018 8:13 pm

MC, this always happens on his posts. It’s HF’s fault, always talking about the birds and the bees. You know those cows don’t swallow no watermelon seeds, nope, there’s sex or intercourse going on there, I’m sure of it. Why do you think they call it barnyard talk?

ottomatik
ottomatik
May 6, 2018 1:09 am

We are still in fairly heavy frost, still scraping the windshield at 5:30, late this year indeed.