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22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
22winmag - refugee from ZeroHedge who just couldn't take the explosion of doom porn and the avalanche of near-hourly Bitcoin stories
May 8, 2018 8:49 pm

White trash anthem.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

We are so lucky to get upper class readers from ZH. It kinda spruces up the place. What with Stucky’s Stormy article, I have to read TBP under a paper bag. Just one thing, Winnie, do you jack off, masturbate, polish the pole, etc?

TampaRed
TampaRed
  EL Coyote
May 8, 2018 10:45 pm

yipper,
mama says nice boys don’t do those things–only boys like stucky & rins–
you know what’s really bad about it?you & i are stuck w/the disability tab when they go blind–
it just ain’t fair–

TampaRed
TampaRed

“White trash anthem.”
your point?
here’s a redneck anthem–

nkit
nkit
  TampaRed
May 8, 2018 10:47 pm

This works also..

whiskey tango foxtrot
whiskey tango foxtrot
May 8, 2018 9:15 pm

Or as Cheech would sing……My Scrotum.

Cricket
Cricket
  whiskey tango foxtrot
May 8, 2018 9:48 pm

Or as Weird Al Yankovic would sing…My Bologna

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  whiskey tango foxtrot
May 8, 2018 10:11 pm

whiskey tango furburger, he would sing my my..wait, I told Anita that we were at a strip club and one dude joined in to sing the verse as my my my chode-ota. She loved that little anecdote and asked me to tell it again.

My wife, the ex-sexy mulatta, was tickled because she advised me I wouldn’t fit in a tight parking spot. I said I’d have to put some hair on it. She was shocked but also impressed at my repertoire of weird stories, I told her about the dude who said he had never had a carbon-based woman. And yet, I hardly dare tell her about the pervs here.

nkit
nkit
  EL Coyote
May 8, 2018 10:35 pm

Don’t LOSE the ex….

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
May 8, 2018 9:28 pm

Sharona was another guy’s girl until the singer wrote the hit song and stole her, for four years.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  RHS Jr
May 8, 2018 10:50 pm

So you got her back, Bob?

Rdawg
Rdawg
  EL Coyote
May 8, 2018 11:21 pm

In all seriousness, be careful with the names, E.C.

I used RHS Jr’s name some time ago and YoBo got her panties all wadded up; said I was “doxxing”. This even though RHS used to go by his real name. Anyway, YoBo went to Admin like a little bitch and tried to get me banned.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rdawg
May 8, 2018 11:56 pm

Give YoBe a break, she was having cramps. https://youtu.be/KY1fOzPeXUs

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
May 8, 2018 10:55 pm

As bad as the Knack were – and they were pretty horrible, at least they were better than Rush.

Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
May 9, 2018 12:59 am

The song that marks the end of disco.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Yancey Ward
May 9, 2018 1:43 am

Nah, the end of every disco was this one: