CHUCKLES

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Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
June 6, 2018 4:56 pm

YAY.

musket
musket
June 6, 2018 5:03 pm

You know you’re doing it right when you have bits of trees and leaves in the intakes and you still have an engine (s)

Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
June 6, 2018 5:23 pm

2 birds in flight,1 says damn I hav’nt seen a windshield in miles.
Well, U will just have to hold it.

Or, 2 hats on the rack. 1 says U stay. Im going on ahead.

Sorry.

LGR
LGR
June 6, 2018 6:11 pm

That last pic of Granny and Gramps has an alternative joke.
Those 2 are on vacation over in the Holy Land, when the Mrs. unexpectedly passes.
Pops consults an Israeli mortician how much to preserve her remains for transport back to the U.S.
He’s told 6000 shekels, or just 500, for prep and a local, modest burial plot.
“Nah. 2000 years ago, you guys buried one of your own, and He rose from the tomb.”
“I can’t take that chance.”

Nathan Bedford Quantrell
Nathan Bedford Quantrell
  LGR
June 6, 2018 9:34 pm

Old man and woman, both about 85, meet in a nursing home, fall in love, decide to marry. Staff think its cute, so they host the wedding there at the nursing home.

That night, old woman slips shyly into bed. Old man follows a few minutes later. He reaches over, takes her hand and squeezes slightly. She squeezes his hand and they drift off to sleep together.

Next night, same. He takes her hand, and they drift off to sleep.

Third night, he reaches for her hand. She says, “Oh, not tonight, honey. I’ve got a headache”.

Jimmy Torpedo
Jimmy Torpedo
June 6, 2018 7:09 pm

Wednesday Chuckles. I like it.
Can this be a regular thing so we don’t have to wait for Friday Fails?
I might be able to keep track of the days of the week better if we had Wednesday Chuckles.

Nathan Bedford Quantrell
Nathan Bedford Quantrell
June 6, 2018 7:50 pm

You did the electric fence thing as a joke, but I think it would actually work. Start with a fairly low voltage on the bottom wires as a warning-just high enough to shock, but not high enough to actually do any damage. Then, the voltage would increase on each succeeding strand until it was really high on the last strands. Roll the top few feet back toward Mexico, making the top flat. Forces a climber to rest his body against the fence, and roll up onto the top. Keep a guy from climbing with insulated gloves and boots. If a guy makes it over that fence, maybe he is somebody we want to keep.

Patrol with drones to see when someone tries to short-out a section of electric fence. The drones can carry tear gas bombs or something else not lethal. Station a helicoptor and a small group of National Guard guys every 100 miles for quick response when someone tries to short-out or cut thru the fence.

Where will we get the helicoptors? Use some of the ones that came back from Iraq.

No need to be cruel. Set the fence back about 2oo yards on our side, so we can provide a barrel of of water and some MRE’s on the other side of the fence at every mile marker , along with a sign in Espanol, saying no admission here. If soldiers can eat MRE’s, I guess Mexicans can, too. Of course, the sign only works if the would be invaders are literate in Spanish.

RHS Jr
RHS Jr
  Nathan Bedford Quantrell
June 6, 2018 9:45 pm

That was a dumb liberal joke I hope.

General
General
  RHS Jr
June 7, 2018 2:25 am

No. Some latinos cant read.

pk
pk
  General
June 7, 2018 2:30 am

Some? Most of the Mexicans coming North can’t even speak Spanish.