CAPTION CONTEST

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Just thinking
Just thinking
July 12, 2018 1:56 pm

“..’ on the advise of chief counsel, Jack Black, (rear, left) I hereby decline to answer…”

Capn Mike
Capn Mike
  Just thinking
July 12, 2018 4:19 pm

My FIRST thought! Well done.

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
July 12, 2018 1:56 pm

“FU Congress–we’re in charge”

joe schmoe
joe schmoe
  Trapped in Portlandia
July 13, 2018 10:05 am

This POS better pray they lock his ass up…..If not i wouldn’t bet on his life span in the real world from now on.

Persnickety
Persnickety
July 12, 2018 2:33 pm

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

Wip
Wip
July 12, 2018 2:39 pm

“4th turnings are a bitch, and I’m it’s master”.

Robert H Siddell Jr
Robert H Siddell Jr
July 12, 2018 2:45 pm

We will bring in the NWO one way or the other whether you like it or not.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
July 12, 2018 2:54 pm
whiskey tango foxtrot
whiskey tango foxtrot
July 12, 2018 3:48 pm

Anybody got some gum?

Kevbob
Kevbob
July 12, 2018 3:48 pm

Here’s Johnny ?

Full retard
Full retard
July 12, 2018 4:04 pm

Hillary won, damnit. Fuck you nazis.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Full retard
July 12, 2018 5:08 pm

Hmm, who is this person using my old moniker?
EC

Filomeno Reyes aka Full Retard, aka Elpidio Corona aka El Coyote
Filomeno Reyes aka Full Retard, aka Elpidio Corona aka El Coyote
  Anonymous
July 13, 2018 4:37 pm

Hey, fool, who gave you permission to use my moniker?

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 12, 2018 4:23 pm

“Yes, I poked the horse’s face!”

bigfootmm
bigfootmm
July 12, 2018 4:27 pm

I’ve . . . seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Hillary on fire off the shoulder of Bengazi.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark,
Qaddafi . . . we came, we saw, he died,
Cackle, cackle, cackle.
All those moments . . . will be lost in time,
like tears . . . in rain.
Time to die.

Charles Coombs
Charles Coombs
  bigfootmm
July 13, 2018 6:48 am

Incandescent “Big Foot”.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
July 12, 2018 4:30 pm

“So I’m lying–what are you going to do about it!”

Scott halloween
Scott halloween
July 12, 2018 4:33 pm

This is where I stand.
At the bottom gate and I hold the key to the abyss.
The ebony key to the first day and the last.
The key to the MOMENT when the stars wink out one by one and the sea heaves it’s rotting belly at an empty sagging sky.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
July 12, 2018 4:52 pm

You can suck my Archibald Cox !

TC
TC
July 12, 2018 5:15 pm

You don’t understand, Senator. The blowjobs were amazing. Well, maybe you do understand.

musket
musket
July 12, 2018 5:25 pm

Pop up target for the next M-16 range……

Unending
Unending
July 12, 2018 5:26 pm

Repeat. I’ve seen it before.

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Persnickety
Persnickety
July 12, 2018 5:31 pm
grace country pastor
grace country pastor
July 12, 2018 5:51 pm

“Oscar, Oscar, Oscar…”

Dude looks like Felix Unger to me.

Todd H.
Todd H.
July 12, 2018 5:54 pm

“Beta Soy-prick, Fig. 1”

Peaceout
Peaceout
July 12, 2018 6:28 pm

“You guys ain’t shit, what’s next? Are one of you clowns going to threaten to write a strongly worded letter?”

Goofyfoot
Goofyfoot
July 12, 2018 7:41 pm

Pig is in the mud, when he tires
Pigs in zen, pigs in zen
Pig is nude, unashamed
Pigs in zen, pigs in zen.
Janes Addiction

cz
cz
July 12, 2018 8:46 pm

“yes senator, demonic possession is a natural consequence of luciferianism.”

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
July 12, 2018 10:50 pm

“I’m in good with Hillary and Bill and George Soros and Obama, so YOU can’t touch me. Just try!”

AC
AC
July 12, 2018 11:25 pm

How dare you even suggest that the unethical, previously secret, extramarital affair I had with an unattractive co-worker is legitimate grounds to suspect I’m untrustworthy in other ways.

Brian
Brian
July 12, 2018 11:28 pm

Poster boy for term limits on all government positions. Elected, appointed or employed.

txjohn
txjohn
July 13, 2018 7:08 am

I wish you would shoot me honourably before Hillary has me capped from behind.

TRUTHER
TRUTHER
July 13, 2018 8:29 am

“The democratic marxist outnumber you, congressional assholes, and I ain’t gettin suicided by Hillary”.

thetruthonly
thetruthonly
July 13, 2018 11:32 am

There is a limit to flossing with whore dildos? Apparently.

Mustang
Mustang
July 13, 2018 11:32 am

I worship Satan and I’m proud of it!!!

David
David
July 13, 2018 2:47 pm

I don’t always lie, but when I do my lips move.

CA
CA
July 13, 2018 4:50 pm

Who said I fucked hildabeast ?

Walleye
Walleye
July 13, 2018 7:53 pm

“I’m giving very serious thought to eating your wife”. Hannibal L.

ms. Cicero
ms. Cicero
July 13, 2018 11:48 pm

“If you win, you need not have to explain…If you lose, you should not be there to explain!”
― Adolf Hitler