And then one day your life changes.?

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splurge
splurge
July 20, 2018 3:52 pm

Good day at the diner.eh?

Didius Julianus
Didius Julianus
July 20, 2018 3:59 pm

Is that receipt from one of those cafeterias that you see mostly “old folks” go to? 🙂 I will qualify soon enough, what is the senior discount cut off age at that particular place?

subwo
subwo
  Didius Julianus
July 20, 2018 9:03 pm

You are cut off when you die. Only nearly dead get senior discount.

JR Wirth
JR Wirth
July 20, 2018 4:06 pm

I can feel my insulin spiking from looking at that. I’m guessing the corn bread and whipped butter was complementary.

B
B
July 20, 2018 4:12 pm

With a diet like that, I suspect not only have things have changed, but the end isn’t too far off either. :o)

Suds
Suds
July 20, 2018 4:56 pm

Dammit, Star. 10% off, as a ‘seasoned’ dining patron who pays the tabs for 4, but then state sales tax takes back more than half of it.
Greedy bastards.

BL
BL
July 20, 2018 5:20 pm

Star – Make all yo bitchez pay for their own lunch, are you running your own personal FSA? 🙂

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 20, 2018 5:24 pm

Hey, Blatz, there was no discount, they collected the alleged ‘senior discount’. What’s in your wallet, Doofus?
EC

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
July 20, 2018 6:17 pm

Blatz. Bwahahaha. I love it. funny shit right there.

BL
BL
July 20, 2018 5:48 pm

Blatz, doofus………..are you out of Viagra again EC? Why so grumpy?

I thought you were here to welcome noobs like suds.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BL
July 20, 2018 6:01 pm

Bea, that’s Maggie’s job. Do you recall she threw me out of an HF article for attitude?
I’m still nice, I do not go BB on folks by suggesting they deserve a bullet for their offenses.

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 20, 2018 6:06 pm

Aw, hell BL, that’s hombre just bein’ playful. No offense taken.
He scans all for errors, and points ’em out, dutifully.
es un amigo de mio.
And I miss a few, after having a few. (hic!)
Tell ya what. “Lemme sleep on it”…

What’s in my wallet? Not enough dinero.
Suds ain’t no newb, tho. Ain’t no BDR, but, sho ’nuff ain’t no newbie.

Star’s party’s selections got me to thinkin….

Suds
Suds
July 20, 2018 6:44 pm

One of the best scenes, in one of the better flicks to come out of Horrorwood.

Listen carefully at the 3:00 minute mark, of this 5 minute clip.

In this one, it was Stroh’s, not Blatz, hey.

BL
BL
  Suds
July 20, 2018 8:11 pm

Suds- Sorry if I was remiss in calling you a newbert. I don’t see so good some days and I musta missed your posts. 🙂

Suds
Suds
  BL
July 20, 2018 8:35 pm

No prob, BL.
It’s all good. But yeah,
I’ve been here for a lil while.

Unqualified
Unqualified
July 20, 2018 8:23 pm

I’m amazed that Star can qualify for a senior discount when he seems so immature ? ??? I know you are but what am I. But seriously, I can’t wait till I can get my senior discount cuz I’m going to dine out all the time and really stick it to the Man.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Unqualified
July 20, 2018 10:14 pm

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to claim I “forgot” to put pants on. Other than in winter, I’m going to be walking around all the time with my junk hanging out. I figure age 57 ought to do. “Sorry, Officer, I’m senile.”

RCW
RCW
July 20, 2018 10:36 pm

For the crusty curmudgeons here you go:

Restaurants:
Applebee’s: 15% w/ Golden Apple Card (60+)
Arby’s: 10% (55+)
Ben & Jerry’s: 10% (60+)
Bennigan’s: by location (60+)
Bob’s Big Boy: by location (60+)
Boston Market: 10% (65+)
Burger King: 10% (60+)
Chick-Fil-A: 10% or free small drink (55+)
Chili’s: 10% (55+)
CiCi’s Pizza: 10% (60+)
Denny’s: 10%; 20% – AARP (55 +)
Dunkin’ Donuts: 10% or free coffee (55+)
Einstein’s Bagels: 10% baker’s dzn bagels (60+)
Fuddrucker’s: 10% sr platter (55+)
Gatti’s Pizza: 10% (60+)
Golden Corral: 10% (60+)
Hardee’s: $0.33 drinks (65+)
IHOP: 10% (55+)
Jack in the Box: to 20% (55+)
KFC: free small drink w/meal (55+)
Krispy Kreme: 10% (50+)
Long John Silver’s: by location (55+)
McDonald’s: discounts coffee (55+)
Mrs. Fields: 10% by location (60+)
Shoney’s: 10%
Sonic: 10% or free drink (60+)
Steak ‘n Shake: 10% Mon/Tue (50+)
Subway: 10% (60+)
Sweet Tomatoes: 10% (62+)
Taco Bell: 5%; free beverages (65+)
TCBY: 10% (55+)
Tea Room Cafe: 10% (50+)
Village Inn: 10% (60+)
Waffle House: 10% Mons (60+)
Wendy’s: 10% (55+)
Whataburger: 10% (62+)
White Castle: 10% (62+)
Retail & Apparel :
Banana Republic: 30% (50+)
Bealls: 20% 1st Tues of mo (50+)
Belk’s: 15% 1st Tues of mo (55+)
Big Lots: 30%
Bon-Ton Department Stores: 15% sr discount days (55+)
C.J. Banks: 10% Wed (50+)
Clarks : 10% (62+)
Dress Barn: 20% (55+)
Goodwill: 10% 1 day/wk, by location
Hallmark: 10% 1 day/wk, by location
Kmart: 40% Weds (50+)
Kohl’s: 15% (60+)
Modell’s Sporting Goods: 30%
Rite Aid: 10% Tues & 10% scripts
Ross Stores: 10% Tues (55+)
Salvation Army: to 50% (55+)
Stein Mart: 20% red dot/clearance items 1st Mon (55 +)
Grocery:
Albertson’s: 10% 1st Wed (55+)
American Discount: 10% Mon (50+)
Compare Foods Supermarket: 10% Wed (60+)
DeCicco Family Markets: 5% Wed (60+)
Food Lion: 60% Mon (60+)
Fry’s Supermarket: free VIP Club & 10% Mon (55+)
Great Valu Food: 5% Tuesn (60+)
Gristedes Supermkt: 10% Tues (60+)
Harris Teeter: 5% Tues (60+)
Hy-Vee: 5% 1 day/week, by location
Kroger: 10%, by location
Morton Williams Supermkt: 5% Tues (60+)
Plant Shed: 10% Tues (50+)
Publix: 15% Wed (55+)
Rogers Marketplace: 5% Thur (60+)
Uncle Guiseppe’s Marketplace: 15% (62+)
Airlines:
Alaska Airlines: 50% (65+)
American Airlines: to 50% non-peak Tue-Thur (62+), call before booking
Continental Airlines: no fee Presidents Club, special fares & destinations
Southwest Airlines: various (65+), call before booking
United Airlines: various (65+), call before booking
U.S. Airways: various (65+), call before booking
Rail:
Amtrak: 15% off (62+)
Bus:
Greyhound: 15% off (62+)
Trailways: various (50+)
Car Rental:
Alamo Car Rental: to 25% – AARP
Avis: to 25% – AARP
Budget Rental Cars: 40%; to 50% – AARP (50+)
Dollar Rent-a-Car: 10% (50+)
Enterprise: 5% – AARP
Hertz: up to 25% – AARP
National Rent-a-Car: to 30% – AARP
Hotels / Motels:
Holiday Inn: 20-40%, by location (62+)
Best Western: 40% (55+)
Cambria Suites: 20-30% (60+)
Waldorf Astoria, NYC: $5,000 off nightly rate Presidential Suite (55+)
Clarion Motels: 20-30% (60+)
Comfort Inn: 20-30% (60+)
Comfort Suites: 20-30% (60+)
Econo Lodge: 40% (60+)
Hampton Inns & Suites: 40% when booked 72 hrs in adv
Hyatt Hotels: 25-50% (62+)
InterContinental Hotels: various (65+)
Mainstay Suites: 10% w/Mature Traveler’s Dsct (50+); 20-30% (60+)
Marriott Hotels: 25% (62+)
Motel 6: Free Sun nights (60+)
Myrtle Beach Resort: 30% (55+)
Quality Inn: 40-50% (60+)
Rodeway Inn: 20-30% (60+)
Sleep Inn: 40% (60+)
Entertainment & Activities:
AMC Theaters: to 30% (55+)
Bally Fitness: $100 off memberships (62+)
Busch Gardens Tampa: $13 off 1-day tix (50+)
Carmike Cinemas: 35% (65+)
Cinemark/Century Theaters: to 35%
Massage Envy, NYC: 20%. “Happy Endings” (62+)
U.S. National Parks: $10 life pass; 50% add’l svcs incl. camping (62+)
Regal Cinemas: 50% Ripley’s Believe it or Not: 1-day ticket (55+)
SeaWorld, Orlando: $3 off 1-day tix (50+)
Cell Phone:
AT&T: Special Sr Nation 200 Plan $19.99/mo (65+)
Jitterbug: $10/mo cell service (50+)
Verizon Wireless: Nationwide 65+Plan $29.99/mo (65+).
Miscellaneous:
Great Clips: $8 off hair cuts (60+)
Supercuts: $8 off haircuts (60+)

Thaisleeze
Thaisleeze
  RCW
July 21, 2018 2:48 am

Something to be said for going troppo and living in rural Thailand. Lunch just cost me $3 for 2 people and my son and I both get a haircut for $4. The biggest plus is the total lack 0f snowflake liberals, cannot remember the last time I saw one.