I needed a good laugh today and that gave me a great one. Thanks for sharing!
Fleabaggs
July 21, 2018 1:42 pm
Sorry Looey but that’s funny.
Thunderbird
July 21, 2018 1:56 pm
no, it’s watching him tie his shoes.
Llpoh
July 21, 2018 2:08 pm
Not dead, just resting after a long night of hard work.
Laugh it up, chuckleheads. You are just jealous because you know we Choctaw got more dragging than you white-eyes have hanging. Goes double for Austrians. Y’all know what Choctaw means, right? Derives from our original neighbor’s language, Seminole, and means “men with three legs”.
Anyone trying that will get a good old asswhuppin.
Damn, EC, where do you come up with that stuff? Don’t know whether to laugh at or be mortified by that comment.
Anonymous
July 21, 2018 3:31 pm
The bravado of the well endowed; the tri-pods.
As noted by little guy restless; hung like a light switch.
Ahem.
With that, I’d like to give you an instrumental tune by Allison Kraus and Union Station.
It’s bluegrass, and a toe tapper, with a great sounding dobro.
So if you’re not into that kinda music, skip along to another thread, monkeys.
But, the title reminds me, and therefor I give homage to our buddy down under.
Cheers.
Fleabaggs
July 21, 2018 3:45 pm
Llpoh..
Its still funny.
starfcker
July 22, 2018 6:37 am
Beautiful young woman lost her husband in a tragic accident. So she ran an ad online. I need a new man. My requirements are, he doesn’t beat me, he doesn’t run around on me, he’s got to be good in bed. So her doorbell rings, there’s a fucking guy with no arms and no legs. He says, I’m answering your ad for a new man. I have no arms, so I can’t beat you. I have no legs, so I can’t run around on you. So I’m perfect, what do you say? Woman looks at him and says, I also said the man needs to be good in bed. The guy replies, I rang your damn doorbell didn’t I?
I needed a good laugh today and that gave me a great one. Thanks for sharing!
Sorry Looey but that’s funny.
no, it’s watching him tie his shoes.
Not dead, just resting after a long night of hard work.
Laugh it up, chuckleheads. You are just jealous because you know we Choctaw got more dragging than you white-eyes have hanging. Goes double for Austrians. Y’all know what Choctaw means, right? Derives from our original neighbor’s language, Seminole, and means “men with three legs”.
Man with three legs,how badly did you get hurt?I mean,you need a cane and all assume was painful.
Many folks here should anticipate and be proud of the opportunity to hold LLPOH’s Gila monster while he takes a healthy piss.
Anyone trying that will get a good old asswhuppin.
Damn, EC, where do you come up with that stuff? Don’t know whether to laugh at or be mortified by that comment.
The bravado of the well endowed; the tri-pods.
As noted by little guy restless; hung like a light switch.
Ahem.
With that, I’d like to give you an instrumental tune by Allison Kraus and Union Station.
It’s bluegrass, and a toe tapper, with a great sounding dobro.
So if you’re not into that kinda music, skip along to another thread, monkeys.
But, the title reminds me, and therefor I give homage to our buddy down under.
Cheers.
Llpoh..
Its still funny.
Beautiful young woman lost her husband in a tragic accident. So she ran an ad online. I need a new man. My requirements are, he doesn’t beat me, he doesn’t run around on me, he’s got to be good in bed. So her doorbell rings, there’s a fucking guy with no arms and no legs. He says, I’m answering your ad for a new man. I have no arms, so I can’t beat you. I have no legs, so I can’t run around on you. So I’m perfect, what do you say? Woman looks at him and says, I also said the man needs to be good in bed. The guy replies, I rang your damn doorbell didn’t I?