WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the confirmation hearings for President Trump’s SCOTUS pick Brett Kavanaugh began Tuesday, the leaders of the Democratic Party immediately turned up the heat on the nominee.
While several Democrats have simply questioned Kavanagh’s prior political opinions, a growing contingent within the Party is demanding that the nominee submit to a DNA test in order to prove that he’s not literally Adolf Hitler.
“History books claim that Hitler committed suicide by ingesting cyanide and then shooting himself in the head, but we don’t know anything for sure,” said Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ). “Wouldn’t it be just like this president to choose Hitler to serve on the Supreme Court?”
As the hearings started up Tuesday morning, Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) claimed that Kavanaugh’s judicial decisions “put him on the same level as Hitler.” He added: “How can we know he’s not der Führer until we have DNA proof?” He then grilled Kavanaugh: “Are you now or have you ever been ADOLF HITLER HIMSELF, GOOD SIR???”
Kavanaugh calmly pushed back against these claims by noting that he looks nothing like Adolf Hitler, and that he’s only 53 years old, a full 76 years younger than the dictator would be if he were alive today.
Despite the nominee’s rebuttal, several Democrats have already filed a request with the Holy Sepulchre Cemetery in Coram, New York, in order to have the body of Hitler’s nephew, William Patrick Stuart-Houston, exhumed for DNA testing against Kavanaugh.
Bearing in mind this is from the Bee, I will just say that these assholes need to be shot on sight. There is my satirical answer to the congresscritters asking the stupid questions.
Now, can we return to the serious issues facing our once-great (rumor has) nation?
These people are too stupid for words.
Satire.
I pointed that out. Holly O is here. That, my liberty loving friend, is what I call serendipity. And, if it is of divine nature? I’ll take that too.
It’s time that the POS Kamla Harris gets called out for claiming to be africanamerican, whatever the fuck that is. It’s mother is an indian(dot)and daddy is a fucking jamacian. And to think that this rude, disgusting waste of oxygen just might be President some day.
But I register as a Democrat for the purpose of nominating such a person or even Pocahontas.
Ir-regardless of all the crying and acting like little babies. Just ignore them,because they can’t stop it. And they know it!!!! Ha Ha
Can’t we just skip ahead to the point where Manchin, Heitkamp and Donnelly all vote for Kavanaugh and lose their races anyway and Kavanaugh gets confirmed and liberals lose their shit and Republicans gain seats in the senate and hold the House and a bunch of pre-op trannies light themselves on fire? Because that’s my favorite part.
Go ahead, make jokes, Iska. You’ll be feeling pretty stupid if they do the DNA test and it turns out he is Hitler. We can’t be too careful, you know.
Kavanaugh did nothing wrong.
But,but,I thought it was Trump who was Hitler!
they probably cloned him, because i thought it was Putin.
I’m hoping all those Red State Republicans are learning a leason in all this. And there should always be more of them going forward with the new tax reform and the emigration of wealthy including Silcon Valley.
I just hope Trump means the death of the RIno.
Somewhere, at some time, I suspect there are Democrats dressing up as Nazis for sexual role playing.
Well, that stuff IS available on Amazon, what isn’t?
the british heirs at least one of them are known for parading around in a ss uniform i believe,, i know the queen was filmed practising Roman salutes on the lawn when she was a child tho..
that should say a thing or 2 about their real feelings, ffs they are not even brits… they are of German blood???
i live in their cousins “country” and a vassal state of yours, believe me they caught on to the dangers of inbreeding waay to late… go to giphy and type “royal family Norway” if i screw up with the gif now.
Never heard of the Babylon Bee before, but IMHO they should leave satire to The Onion.