That’s some serious fandom right there. You’d look ridiculous even if the Redskins were actually good.
Do you have anything that actually fits? I mean, even your feet aren’t able to get in the whole way!
Listen punk, I’m just starting to embrace Halloween. Don’t come at me with that Christmas shit yet. I’m not anywhere close to being ready for that.
I don’t care what the fashion trend is, when your hips are a 1/4 mile from the bottom of your ass, hip huggin’ booty sorts aren’t gonna play.
At least this dude is smart enough to have a mask on, everybody else in the store getting some sort of disease. Mark that down. Damn outbreak monkey.
I could be wrong, but I don’t think Walmart will accept your prison commissary balance to pay for things.
So do you go to a normal hair stylist to have that done or do you need to visit one of those specialty dog groomers that make poodles all fancy?
Did Elvis’s illegitimate child just challenge this Walmart greeter to a dance off?
This guy is on another level for his party in the back. Make no mistake about it folks, this guy is here for a rockin’ good time only.
We appreciate it when our viewers point out what’s wrong with the photos they submit. We definitely would have missed this one…
YOU LOCK IT UP!
Halloween is coming, get used to seeing dudes like this one for the next 2 months.
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