WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

You’re like the MacGyver of getting around the “no shirt, no shoes, no service” rule.

Hide yo’ kids, ’cause Bugs & Lola get freaky after dark.

To be fair, this is exactly who I’d expect to be carrying a raccoon around Walmart in the middle of the day.

Nom nom nom nom. It’s booty eating season and someone came into camp ready to play!

Ahhhh wow! You’ve got a tattoo of a girl slurping a cock. Like straight up, you thought that is something needed on your body for the world to enjoy. SMH.

Ohhhh my type of lady. Freak in the streets and in the sheets.

You’re like people heading out west to find gold now in 2018. You ain’t digging up anything good there darlin’.

On Throwback Thursday you’re allowed to smoke everywhere like its the 50’s again. Thats why I schedule all my flights for Thursday.

Umm, why hasn’t Target security come up and escorted you back to Walmart yet?

Ok let’s just say accidents happen. We’ve all been tempted to eat at Golden Corral thanks to Jeff Foxworthy. But why are you gonna keep running errands after you poop yourself? Go home with your shame and clean up.

I’m guessing that stud’s fee wasn’t anywhere near what Triple Crown winners pull down.

Over time crack definitely takes it’s toll on your complexion. Very saggy and old looking skin.

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