LOTS OF LONELY CATS

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JimmyTorpedo
JimmyTorpedo
October 6, 2018 7:43 pm

Poor cats. Wait all day and then THAT comes home.
Most cats prefer to live in a barn where they belong.

KaD
KaD
October 6, 2018 7:55 pm

I just wonder how many of these make up free, overweight, tattoo’d losers go out of their way to make themselves utterly undesirable, then complain bitterly about it.

Skindog
Skindog
October 6, 2018 8:17 pm

Most of them are fat (homo humungus) and not very easy on the eyes – I would wager that all of them are sitting their fat asses at home stuffing their faces with potato chips complaining about this absolutely unfair world of ours.

Steve C
Steve C
October 6, 2018 8:27 pm

Don’t have to worry about this one…

KaD
KaD
  Steve C
October 6, 2018 10:09 pm

Have you seen Boondock Saints, where the guy accidentally blasts the cat with a Desert Eagle?

Wip
Wip
October 6, 2018 8:31 pm

Ginsberg’s next. With any luck.

e.d. ott
e.d. ott
  Wip
October 7, 2018 10:41 am

Her personal assistant makes sure she doesn’t attend any overnight hunting trips and all suspicious pillows are removed from her room when traveling.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 6, 2018 8:40 pm

Round them up and release them among the native population in Africa.

e.d. ott
e.d. ott
  Anonymous
October 7, 2018 11:12 am

The angry lesbians, not the cats.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
October 6, 2018 8:44 pm

Speaking of cats, our barn cat actually lines up the mice she kills in a neat little row every morning on the granite stoop outside the barn. Then she meows until I give her a scoop of cat chow.

That’s what’s missing for most of these people, a purpose and the pride that comes from developing a useful skill. No one is going, “You know, what we really need right now are some unattractive spinster to clog up the hallway with their chubby patties in the air.”

Wip
Wip
  hardscrabble farmer
October 6, 2018 8:45 pm

Awesome cat.

Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
  hardscrabble farmer
October 7, 2018 7:23 am

My cat used to put the mouseheads in my backpack. With my lunch, 9mm, hat and gloves.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
October 7, 2018 8:21 am

Great name.

e.d. ott
e.d. ott
  hardscrabble farmer
October 7, 2018 11:06 am

My semi-feral little rescue cat would cleverly stash prey when she was finished playing with them. The cat, being female, was somewhat jealous of the wife and that cross-species rivalry would show up in funny, odd ways – like dead chipmunks in the wife’s shoes, or mice in the middle of the kitchen floor just waiting for bare feet.
I miss that Little Cat, probably more so than some people who’ve come and gone over the years. She was a great little personality.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
October 6, 2018 8:46 pm

Events are boiling the Useful Idiots down to the really hard core stupid. When TSHTF, it won’t be hard to know who to help and who to ….not help.

Wip
Wip
October 6, 2018 8:49 pm

My black Montgomery county friend is upset about Kavanough. I said…”friend, this is a win for “innocent until proven guilty “. He says he’s guilty. So, I told him to stop bitching when a hoodrat gets pulled over for doin nut’n.

Excommunicated
Excommunicated
October 6, 2018 8:54 pm

Please don’t insult cats by linking them to these FemiNazi vermin.

doug
doug
October 6, 2018 9:49 pm

Quite the mix of catty girls…..a little over….

MadMike
MadMike
October 6, 2018 9:54 pm

Lonely cats left behind by nasty pussies.

Bob P
Bob P
October 6, 2018 9:55 pm

Shit, after looking at those scagatoids, I’ll be flaccid for a month.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
October 7, 2018 8:20 am

I love the one in front wearing the ‘Be A Hero’ T-shirt.

Classic.

TODD
TODD
October 8, 2018 2:52 pm

…and they wonder what kind of men could possibly be interested in having a relationship with a sex robot instead of a woman…