An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband’s libido.
“What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin.”
“Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an “Irish Viagra. It’s when you drop the Viagra
tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know
how things went.”
It wasn’t a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! It was terrible! Just terrible, doctor!”
“Really? What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With
one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”
“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor. “Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?”
“‘Twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years!”
“But as sure as I’m sitting here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”
I’m pretty sure this is Wildwood. Not sure who the guy is, but….
Quinn, no doubt, after a solid weekend in Wildwood
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Florida … where good old boys can allow their 12 year-old tattooed girlfriends to play with a .50cal Desert Eagle pistol.
HMS Barham explodes
Can I get a fist bump, cuz kit is back in the swim of FF?
Yeah, buddy!
thanks for the laughs, especially you nkit.
I got nothin but groaners this FF.
Wit with Words…
From a sign, at Indian Hills Community Center in Colorado…
Dogs can’t operate MRI diagnostic machines, but CATSCAN.
Our mountains aren’t just funny.
They’re hill areas.
Turning vegan would be a big missed steak.
Well, to be frank, I’d have to change my name.
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know why.
Cow stumbles into pot field.
The steaks have never been higher.
Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.
Big shout-out to my fingers.
I can always count on them.
Irony.
The opposite of wrinkly.
I tried to grab the fog.
I mist.
If you suck at playing the trumpet, that’s probably why.
When you’re down
By the sea
And an eel
Bites your knee
That’s a moray.
He who laughs last…
doesn’t get it.
Wait. This one just in…
Teacher asks students to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.
Mary: “We went to my uncle’s farm and he was shearing sheep. It was fascinating.”
Teach: B+ Mary. I said ‘fascinate’
Sally: “My family went to view Niagara Falls. We were fascinated”
Teach: B-, Sally. I said ‘fascinate’
Little Jimmy: (uh-oh)
“My aunt Betty has a sweater with 10 buttons. But her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight.”
Teach: Fail!
Good stuff, as always, LGR. Thanks for the laffs.
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband’s libido.
“What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin.”
“Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an “Irish Viagra. It’s when you drop the Viagra
tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know
how things went.”
It wasn’t a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! It was terrible! Just terrible, doctor!”
“Really? What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With
one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”
“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor. “Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?”
“‘Twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years!”
“But as sure as I’m sitting here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”