U.S.—A new study released Thursday found that 100% of notable political events that conflict with your preconceived ideas are false flag conspiracies hatched by the deep state in an effort to control the populace and discredit your political movement.
The study found that every single event that causes you to question your political beliefs was faked by deep state operatives.
“Whether it’s pipe bombs being mailed to people of an opposing political party or a caravan of immigrants looking for a better life, every single thing that happens that doesn’t jive with your political beliefs is a massive conspiracy,” said the study’s head of research, Dr. Alex J. Ownes. “You can safely avoid self-examination, because whatever happened, it was faked to make your side look bad.”
“School shootings, bombs, bad reviews of movies you like—they’re all false flags,” Ownes added.
At publishing time, the study had also confirmed that every politician you don’t like was only elected because of some combination of voter fraud, voter suppression, or Russian meddling.
The government and the Deep State hatching plots, murdering people, blowing up buildings, mailing harmless “bombs” to key democrats, etc. to manipulate the emotions of the gullible masses is exactly the narrative I believe to be true. Historical evidence is overwhelmingly on my side of this. How does that fit into this flowchart??
Kickass question. I want an answer to that also.
ZZzzzzzz………..Who is BABYLON BEE to decide what is true? FU
Some folks are fukkin sick/bored/tired of this ridiculous fake (on all sides) shit EVERYDAY. There comes a point where it is time to push away from the table and say, “NO MORE JELLO for me MOM”.
Fox news watchers and MAGA cheerleaders, knock yourself out and DON’T fukkin forget to VOTE!
The gullible/stupid it burns…….
Which is better, a conspiracy that remains unresolved after many decades or a conspiracy that is deciphered the next day?
In time, conspiracies will reach their climax in a couple of hours.
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The Babylon Bee is a spoof web site, similar to the Onion.
Wrong Dutchman, click on the site. Christian living , pastor’s section, not at all onion-like.
EDIT: OK if it is the “Onion” for Chritians, doesn’t change my statement.
“Who is BABYLON BEE to decide what is true?”
The Babylon Bee is a satirical evangelical Christian website. SATIRE.
Don’t get all bent out of shape over ……. SATIRE.
It’s like The Onion ………. SATIRE.
Got it?
Stucky- OK it is satire, Christians should be in the business of truth not BS. Everything is a joke , a funny, BS’ing. When does SERIOUS start around here? If Christians had been doing their job in this country instead of playing LBGTC etc. and ruining the churches and the minds of decent Americans, (like this silly shit), things would be far different today.
Pastors should be preaching the gospel, not the onion.
So, Christians can’t joke around???
Oh, gawd almighty!
Have some moonshine!
Jerk off!
Smell the roses!
Hug a tree!
GROW SOME NADS!!!!
You grumpy old bastard.
All seriousness left the churches a long time ago Stucky, let them eat cake/joke around/do anything and everything. OK, I’m grumpy….so what?
Nothing is wrong, everything is acceptable….got it. We’re fcked.
Well, lemme aks yew …. how in the hell can you stand reading MY stuff? Cuz I’m joking around all the time. Theoretically, as an anti-fun guy you should hate me.
You are not a pastor, you are not to be taken seriously. Pastors should be serious about what they transmit to the population. We don’t need a SNL pulpit. That is beside the point I was making.
I am not anti-fun and I don’t hate you. I do hate the constant fake construct we live in and I think a lot of people would agree with me.
It’s the election. It’ll be over when somebody wins and somebody loses. After the cheering stops, you go back to your miserable life.
My opinion is worth nada but I agree with you on this one BL. Babylon Bee news should be at least newsworthy.
This flowchart looks suspiciously like the Is It Toxic Masculinity Flowchart
EC-The whole GD fake pile of repetitious BS is toxic.
THEY are asking for the benefit of the doubt, the presumption of truthfulness and if you give that to them you’re an imbecile and a slave. The patriot does the exact opposite.
Or it could REALLY be a false flag.
I have long suspected this to be the case. Of course, as ZZ Top stated, I might be .. mistaken.