Trump Clarifies Border Wall Was Actually Just A Metaphor For Love

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hours after rumors began flying that President Trump would be giving up on the border wall as part of a negotiation on the federal budget with Democratic leaders, the President issued a statement at a press conference clarifying that the border wall he promised during the 2016 election was “actually just a metaphor for the love and friendship we all share.”

According to the President, the apparent backpedaling on the construction of the wall between Mexico and the U.S. was actually the result of his supporters not understanding the metaphorical context of his remarks promising to build a wall.

“The border wall was simply a metaphor for the security and safety I offer this country. It’s love. It’s friendship,” Trump said, addressing a crowd on the White House lawn.

“In a way, all of us are the border wall,” he added thoughtfully. “The real border wall was inside us all along.”

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 19, 2018 8:42 am

Behind every joke, there’s a hint of truth – or in this case, a giant blob of truth. If you want to read another (long) joke, dance your way over to The Conservative Treehouse for this exercise in sycophancy: https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/12/19/president-trump-is-not-the-issue-its-those-who-oppose-him/

Ottomatik
Ottomatik
  Iska Waran
December 19, 2018 9:00 am

It was a good article thanks, not on the wall per se, but the lengthy contrast between Wall St. and Main St. was well done and appreciated.

Ellington Coyotington
Ellington Coyotington
  Iska Waran
December 19, 2018 9:36 am

It’s not Trump’s fault, you knew he was a snake before you voted for him.

Craven Warrior
Craven Warrior
  Iska Waran
December 19, 2018 11:27 am

Thanks for the link. Unfortunately I couldn’t read it all as I threw up on my keyboard. What a bunch of sheep. Most of them will stand behind their man regardless of what he does. Whatever happened to principles? Principles I can believe in; man will almost always disappoint.

Craven Warrior
Craven Warrior
December 19, 2018 11:20 am

The sad part is that those who “support” Trump won’t change their mind an iota. He’s their man regardless of what stupid thing he says or does.

The sadder part is that he is better than the alternative – I think.

BB
BB
  Craven Warrior
December 19, 2018 11:37 am

That bastard . We will never get a wall now. I’m so disgusted with this shit .I think he just told us he is not running for president next time around but when you begin to understand what he really was and is it all makes sense. He is a member of a secret society and their agenda for America is treasonous to the core. Here we come third world status .

Ellington Coyotington
Ellington Coyotington
  BB
December 19, 2018 11:41 am
Sam Fox
Sam Fox
  BB
December 20, 2018 12:34 am

BB, citations for the secret society Mr. T belongs to would be very helpful. Thanks.

SamFox

Sam Fox
Sam Fox
  Craven Warrior
December 20, 2018 12:38 am

Craven–No one said Mr. T was a saint. But as bad as he may be now or have been in the past, compared to HRC & her criminal enterprises & deeds he looks like a saint. Though that doesn’t make him one. Think about it…HRC?

SamFox

john
john
December 19, 2018 11:32 am

The wall should have been built 10 years ago.

Sam Fox
Sam Fox
December 20, 2018 12:32 am

What does Q have to say about this statement? Did Q leave any previous hints? This is a bit difficult to believe after everything Mr.T has said about the wall.

SamFox