Harden located the car, a gray Toyota van, parked by the store’s loading dock with its engine running, lights on and music blaring, the lieutenant said.
The driver, Brian Chellis, 23, of Cedar Grove, was asleep behind the wheel, wearing an “Elf on the Shelf” costume, Macintosh said.
After shutting off the car’s engine and waking Chellis, the sergeant detected a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath, the lieutenant said.
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I understand that monkey.
playing with humans
no playing with humans
Even gorillas are racists.
Ooooh, a catapult.
Must be an ACME product.
Someone call Wile E. Coyote
I’d say those 2 frisky monkeys succeeded, albeit briefly, with that attractive Asian babe.
Now, the photographer failed.
He was a bit too slow releasing the shutter for some of us, and Foxy (re)covered (up) quickly.
But then again, had the camera man better timing, the shot wouldn’t be allowed on the platform.
Snail trails.
Epic dodgeball. The kid in the shorts got it square in the face too. Beauty.
Observe the K-9 Fire Distinguisher.
At least the cat taught him a lesson…seeing as his useless parents won’t.
Fuckin’ magic that.
When you’ve been to hell and back, you’ve seen it all. People die. It ain’t no thing, really.
Acknowledge your limitations, and they’ll soon be yours. Dare to dream. It’s possible.
Great camera work! As always, loved the videos nkit–and admin.
Bet she can crack walnuts with that ass
Not sure what I’m seeing. Projection floor? Because certainly floors are not built that way in an elevator and she ends up standing on an “open” section. Green screen magic??
the floor is video screens.
strong ones. this was from a prank show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-KCMHetPM0
Good thing for him it was just her mouth he was going for.
Otherwise it would have been a pussy (cat).
He’ll be sleeping on the couch tonight….so she can get him in the morning.
Out of the mouths of babes…
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house there.
The young family’s 10-year-old son naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough,” more-or-less, adopted him as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with him, let him sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave him little jobs to do here and there to make him feel important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented him with a pay envelope containing a $10 check. The little kid took this home to his mother who suggested that he take his $10 he’d received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the boy and his mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the young man how he had come by his very own pay check at such a young age. The boy proudly replied, “I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.”
“Oh, my goodness gracious,” said the teller, “and will you be working on the house again this week, too?”
The kid replied, “I will, if those stupid bastards from Home Depot ever deliver the fockin’ drywall.”
That was great. Kids pick up on everything.
check out Hercules the dog…
The story of Hercules was wonderful. What a transformation. Thanks for that nkit.
Who does this spineless imbecile imagine will vote for him?
This man actually thinks he’s important. LOL.
Who?
The satanic gingerbread man shrine is awesome.