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Dutchman
Dutchman
December 31, 2018 9:34 am

Another clueless Millennial. Besides having shit for brains, they were doubled down by the Government Schools.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Dutchman
December 31, 2018 12:04 pm

They have shit for brains BECAUSE of the government schools. Nobody is born that stupid….it takes real work and 12 years of brainwashing and propaganda, to be able to ignore that massive a contradiction.

Sum Ting Wong
Sum Ting Wong
December 31, 2018 9:51 am

When God cut off dick, brains slide out.

SmallerGovNow
SmallerGovNow
December 31, 2018 9:51 am

Just a Ho… Chip

BB
BB
  SmallerGovNow
December 31, 2018 9:57 am

El Coyote , seems like your kind of gal ! She would probably love California.

gilberts
gilberts
  BB
December 31, 2018 12:06 pm

Now why would you want to do that to him? Any guy who goes for that ad deserves everything he gets. Clue to millennial doucher guys- GET A PRE-NUP!

EL Zorro (waiting on that $9 minimum wage hike)
EL Zorro (waiting on that $9 minimum wage hike)
  gilberts
December 31, 2018 2:58 pm

Thanks but I make less than these short haul truckdrivers. My bro-in-law says he and the other bros are being pressured by the ‘paks’ who go on a trip that normally pays $1,000 and they will do it for $300. My dang teachers told me to study ” ’cause you don’t want to end up driving a truck for a living. ” Right.

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
December 31, 2018 10:02 am

Won’t the communist gov just take his 6 figure income and redistribute it? Leaving she and her partner with less than that?

Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
  Just Thinking
December 31, 2018 11:07 am

She is counting on hyper inflation. Gonna be a zimbabwe billionaire.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
December 31, 2018 12:01 pm

Probably can’t spell “Zimbabwe Billionaire” or find Zimbumfuque on a map.

yahsure
yahsure
December 31, 2018 10:09 am

I guess she doesn’t really get what communism is about.

Bob P
Bob P
December 31, 2018 10:13 am

Maybe she means six-Venezuelan-Bolívar figures.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Bob P
December 31, 2018 12:02 pm

Looks like the “New Strong Bolivar” is being replaced by the Ruble and Yuan.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 31, 2018 10:21 am

I’ve seen her before getting anally fisted by a Fidel Castro lookalike.

Ishmael
Ishmael
  Anonymous
December 31, 2018 2:38 pm

Justin? Links, please!
Anyway, isn’t this just in-your-face hypergamy?

Neuday
Neuday
December 31, 2018 10:37 am

Man with 6-figure income, believes beauty comes in all sizes, looking for woman under 120 lbs.

Old Shoe
Old Shoe
December 31, 2018 10:49 am

Fugly. She’d may have to settle for man making 6 bucks an hour.

Bill Johnson
Bill Johnson
December 31, 2018 10:55 am

I think she meant inches

Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
December 31, 2018 11:05 am

That damn common core math claims another victim.

Amazing how little they understand of their claimed belief system.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 31, 2018 12:03 pm

Government monopoly school “educated.” What is the point of using words if you have NO IDEA what any of them mean?

gilberts
gilberts
December 31, 2018 12:05 pm

Wow. She sounds like a real catch. At least she’s honest about her goldbricking.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  gilberts
December 31, 2018 3:59 pm

I believe the term is “gold digging.” Gold bricking generally means sitting on your ass while everyone else does the work. She is clearly willing to sit on a 6 figure meat stick while her husband does all the work and that is generally called a gold digger.

Bob McDoanld
Bob McDoanld
December 31, 2018 12:11 pm

And not an attractive package from the picture. Like most leftists it is just expectations without contribution. If she expects a strong producing partner she will have to accept Capitalism or somehow become attractive.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 31, 2018 12:20 pm

If you count behind the decimal point then I qualify.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
December 31, 2018 12:54 pm

From the looks of her I’d say she’s already been waiting awhile, hence the add. Times a wasting.
Her Ilk are the leading cause of the MGTOW movement.

TC
TC
December 31, 2018 1:22 pm

“blonde” ?

Todd H.
Todd H.
December 31, 2018 1:34 pm

It’s a man, baby.

gilberts
gilberts
December 31, 2018 1:46 pm

Interestingly, if you search for his twitter account, it’s been suspended. The wayback machine showed me his profile as of last November and it’s just a bunch of obnoxious lefty bullshit. For starters, I think Lauren might be a tranny, based on a couple stupid tweets. His tag line was, “i am trying to destroy your marriage.” In a couple posts, he described being disgusted by a Veterans Day parade passing by his place of work.

“the veteran’s day parade went right by my office which meant i had to resort to eating a starbucks panini for lunch and it was so bad that i’m never going to salute a flag again”

“it’s pretty cool when celebs ask their followers for their cash app handles and send people a bunch of money. what would be even cooler is if we made this an institutional thing all rich people had to do all the time”

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
December 31, 2018 2:38 pm

…and hit every branch on the way down

musket
musket
December 31, 2018 5:48 pm

She’s got a long way to go unless its a janitor from Fakebook or Giggle……

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 31, 2018 6:37 pm

I’ll meat you.

A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
January 1, 2019 12:50 pm

666 6ft. 6 figures 6in. WAATGM