Reminds me of Goldie Hawn’s diet back in the 60’s.
She said that on her diet you could eat as much as you wanted of whatever you wanted.
She added that although you wouldn’t lose any weight it was a real easy diet to stay on.
Goldie was always great as the ditzy blonde…
Sum Ting Wong
December 31, 2018 9:58 am
1 2 3 wrong order. 3 2 1 funnier.
EL Coyote (EC)
December 31, 2018 7:59 pm
Resolutions are scary because you have to confront your failings. It begins to look like you aren’t already perfect. If you have to make a resolution to drink less, maybe beat the wife less.. Now you have to ask yourself if you’ve been wrong all this time.
What’s next, church, a vegan diet? Why not take down the flaming cross from the front yard, invite a faggot to the Alt/Right rally or pass out dollar bills to the blacks on skid row?
You have to quash those feelings of generosity, they can get you in trouble. A better resolution is to buy more ammo, the better to kill. Long live Stephen Paddock!
Reminds me of Goldie Hawn’s diet back in the 60’s.
She said that on her diet you could eat as much as you wanted of whatever you wanted.
She added that although you wouldn’t lose any weight it was a real easy diet to stay on.
Goldie was always great as the ditzy blonde…
1 2 3 wrong order. 3 2 1 funnier.
Resolutions are scary because you have to confront your failings. It begins to look like you aren’t already perfect. If you have to make a resolution to drink less, maybe beat the wife less.. Now you have to ask yourself if you’ve been wrong all this time.
What’s next, church, a vegan diet? Why not take down the flaming cross from the front yard, invite a faggot to the Alt/Right rally or pass out dollar bills to the blacks on skid row?
You have to quash those feelings of generosity, they can get you in trouble. A better resolution is to buy more ammo, the better to kill. Long live Stephen Paddock!